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Akpos In Trouble-best Akpos Joke On Nairaland by Ryda(m): 11:03am On Nov 01, 2012 |
One day, Akpos complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.00. Akpos figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the$10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slipof paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant . . . twingirls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better. |
Re: Akpos In Trouble-best Akpos Joke On Nairaland by Nobody: 11:06am On Nov 01, 2012 |
you just copy this thing as is. you couldn't even change the currency to naira. Akpors de use dollars? |
Re: Akpos In Trouble-best Akpos Joke On Nairaland by dopeJemi: 11:19am On Nov 01, 2012 |
Fank u 4 reminding us We've seen it b4 Next plz |
Re: Akpos In Trouble-best Akpos Joke On Nairaland by Ryda(m): 11:30am On Nov 01, 2012 |
brokoto: you just copy this thing as is. you couldn't even change the currency to naira. Akpors de use dollars? hahahahaha e cOmpulsory say my Akpos go use naira? OÐE |
Re: Akpos In Trouble-best Akpos Joke On Nairaland by Ryda(m): 11:32am On Nov 01, 2012 |
dopeJemi: Fank u 4 reminding us if u like c am hundred tymz that is ur Own personal probLem!! |
Re: Akpos In Trouble-best Akpos Joke On Nairaland by Gigihealth: 9:11pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Tennis elbow treatment involves the use of over-the-counter pain drugs. Self-care measures can also be applied. Tennis elbow usually gets better on its own. Click on the link below to read more. http://www.gigihealth.com/tennis-elbow-treatment-tennis-elbow/ |
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