[size=20pt]You have 1 new Nairaland PM. Please check your e-mail account now.[/size]

*Sighs*

5 years on NL. . .and still receiving PMs!
WHAT DA PHOCK FOR?
I need to do something about this.
Here goes.

Once in while, I receive such messages. . . as the above.
Which is fine with me.
Only one problem.
I HATE E-MAILS. . . and I only go there once a month, if at all.
Dear evil/well-wishers. . . feel free to contact me here.
I don't do anything in private. . . So stop sneaking around mail-boxes with strange USER-IDs.

If you have livers, kidneys, hearts or brains. . . show it here.

Thanks!

I don't use the NL e-mail addy for any reason. . . .YOUR E-MAILS WILL BE IGNORED.

If you have any thing to write to me. . . please do so here.

I don't know any of you outside of NL. . . even if I did, YOU STILL DO NOT KNOW ME!

Some of us are not running away from you or SCARED to live in a world that contains YOU and your numerous ID's!

Please, feel freeeeeeeeee. I will not be using the NL e-mail addy. . . Thank you!

Ok.

I would just like to say that I think you are absolutely brilliant.

Absolute Legend.

That is all.

Callotti: Once in while, I receive such messages. . . as the above.
Which is fine with me.
Only one problem.
I HATE E-MAILS. . . and I only go there once a month, if at all.
Dear evil/well-wishers. . . feel free to contact me here.
I don't do anything thing in private. . .

If you have livers, kidneys, hearts or brains. . . show it here.
Thanks!

I don't use the NL e-mail addy for any reason. . . .YOUR E-MAILS WILL BE IGNORED.

If you have any thing to write to me. . . please do so here.

I don't know any of you outside of NL. . . even if I did, YOU STILL DO NOT KNOW ME!

Some of us are not running away from you or SCARED to live in a world that contains YOU and your numerous ID's!

Please, feel freeeeeeeeee. I will not be using the NL e-mail addy. . . Thank you!

Attention seeking brat!
Anyone who sends you mail must be a schizo!

cheddarking: Ok.

I would just like to say that I think you are absolutely brilliant.

Absolute Legend.

That is all.

Thank you.

cantell:
Attention seeking brat!
Anyone who sends you mail must be a schizo!

Thank you.

Next please.

^^Wow! Look who's matured.

cantell: ^^Wow! Look who's matured.

That is what you are thinking. . . .wait till I get out of my vacation 'mood'. I never ignore cyber riff-raffs like you ke! I love to thrash your arzzzzez gaaaaaaaab!!!!


Why will I not be 'matured' when I am spending money. . . .without begging 'as kpe' PREMIUM DONATUS. . . .around NL and and all other Nigerian GOSSIP boards likey ya?

I opened this thread for a purpose. . . .you are derailing it.

NOW, MOVE YOUR BLOOOMING AZZZE. . . Thank you!

LOL

And the polymonikering whoredom continues! Ha! We are hiding from cyber riff-raffs and e badu belle and e jolosi WOR-WOR Okoro-Yoruba cowards on NL and other GOSSIP BOARDS o!

Kei!!!!

*rolls eyes*

Kwa kwa kwa kwa

Dem don taya!!!!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che Che

H-enemies have been vanquished! Who wanna kiss filthy azzzzez on or OFFLINE?

Mtcheeeeeew!!!!

NL is soooooo boring. Gang power aka I wanna phock an UGLY moderator to carry belle to the h-altar don fail!!!!

Half blow, one miRRRRion AKPUS!

Phocking Wretchezzzzz!!!!!
I LOVE PURGATORY !!!!!

Make una try una luck! The BEST is yet to come!

Loading up on ammunition!

Callotti, have you performed your civic responsibility today?

I mean have you voted? Or you ain't eligible.

Hope you voted Romney.

tyson55: Callotti, have you performed your civic responsibility today?

I mean have you voted? Or you ain't eligible.

Hope you voted Romney.

Ain't 'eligible' ke?

I am not A WOR-WOR "UGLY-DUCKLING" aka aka awon imported cyber bride from continent to continent o! Or awon illegal cyber, ABSTINlENCE-VIRGIN who-RES. . . Ashawos. waiting to s-h-a-g a moderator abi na SUPER-UGLY MODERATOR to the altar for residence-permit! Aka perpetual student as 'kpe' desperado WAZOBIA, cyber marriage for 'green card'!

I voted at exactly 7:15AM this morning!
Yes, by the power of my 12 year-old blue passport, I VOTED FOR THE WHITE MAN!



THE MAIN REASON FOR MY AMERICAN SUCCESS AND HAPPINESS!!!!
ROMNEY, my SAVIOR!!!
Hooooooooray!!!!!

Abeg, my darling husband has just left to vote after work. We don't have ILLEGAL, free-loaders in my family, WHO CAN ONLY VACATION ON THE CYBER AIRWAYS OOOOOOH, CHAIIII!!!!!!!'
Tufiakwa!!!!!

You are beautiful. Nice shape. And i was amazed at your age. Never would have guessed. You look way much younger.

Beautiful woman.

ifyalways: You are beautiful. Nice shape. And i was amazed at your age. Never would have guessed. You look way much younger.

Beautiful woman.

Thanks darling! You have always been real.
4 years to 50 and it is gonna be a big bash!!!
NL go Sssshake!!! Ovation go shut down.
Gba be!!!!

Thanks for good genes and a lot of love from mommy and daddy!
Thanks again sweerie. My husband is a lucky man!

Just call moi the Halle Berry of Afemai Land!

Calloti, your candidate Romney has lost the election. What do you have to say?

tyson55: Calloti, your candidate Romney has lost the election. What do you have to say?

Very happy.
Don't blame me, I voted for Romney!
No regrets! The Americans have spoken!
I have done my civic duty!
The beauty of a civilized society!!!
True Democracy at work.
I lovvvvvvit!!!

Happy for Obama! He deserved to win!
He is a true man of the American people,
Like with my man Romney, I wish him well.
Happy for the Black Race in the face of countries like the UK!!!!

I love my America with Romney or Obama!!!
It was a great night!
Both Romney and CALLOTTI do not plan to die today!!!
Obladi-Oblada. . . .Life goes on sweerie!
I voted for Atiku too!
Mu Che Che Che Che Che
We have not died.

God bless America jor!
We dey kamkpeeeeee! No sssshakin'!
I LOVE MITT ROMNEY!!!!!

Callotti:

Very happy.
Don't blame me, I voted for Romney!
No regrets! The Americans have spoken!
I have done my civic duty!
The beauty of a civilized society!!!
True Democracy at work.
I lovvvvvvit!!!

Happy for Obama! He deserved to win!
He is a true man of the American people,
Like with my man Romney, I wish him well.
Happy for the Black Race in the face of countries like the UK!!!!

I love my America with Romney or Obama!!!
It was a great night!
Both Romney and CALLOTTI do not plan to die today!!!
Obladi-Oblada. . . .Life goes on sweerie!
I voted for Atiku too!
Mu Che Che Che Che Che
We have not died.

God bless America jor!
We dey kamkpeeeeee! No sssshakin'!
I LOVE MITT ROMNEY!!!!!

Calloti, Good Concession speech.

tyson55:

Calloti, Good Concession speech.

I am a civilized American you know?

Callotti:

I am a civilized American you know?

I'm impressed...

You are almost 50?!

You're JOKING!!!!

cheddarking: You are almost 50?!

You're JOKING!!!!

Of course! Born in 1966! My last sibling is 41!!!!
Because I siddon for NL dey type crap.
All these useless animals go dey type nonsense to them grandmama ke! Anyway, I don swear for them! Them go die one by one before dem reach my age!
May their Gods and Satans continue to punish them anf their unborn generations with diseases and death! Amen!!!

Some even wanna chase their grandmama too!
Shiooooooor! Refusal dey cause ban and purgatory o!
Mu Che Che Che Che Che

Honey! We don't have old cargos in my family o!
A life well-lived and full of love, peace, joy, prosperity and SOLID happiness.

Make others tell us dem ages, looking like harmattan stock fish!!!
Mu Che Che Che Che Che
Health is wealth!!!!
Not a single grey hair!!!!
Amen!!!! I feel like 16!!!!

tyson55:

I'm impressed...

Not wlth uncivilized Africans/Nigerians though! I am an Agbero in that direction o!
Any day, no apologies!

Callotti:

Of course! Born in 1966! My last sibling is 41!!!!
Because I siddon for NL dey type crap.
All these useless animals go dey type nonsense to them grandmama ke! Anyway, I don swear for them! Them go die one by one before dem reach my age!
May their Gods and Satans continue to punish them anf their unborn generations with diseases and death! Amen!!!

Some even wanna chase their grandmama too!
Shiooooooor! Refusal dey cause ban and purgatory o!
Mu Che Che Che Che Che

Honey! We don't have old cargos in my family o!
A life well-lived and full of love, peace, joy, prosperity and SOLID happiness.

Make others tell us dem ages, looking like harmattan stock fish!!!
Mu Che Che Che Che Che
Health is wealth!!!!
Not a single grey hair!!!!
Amen!!!! I feel like 16!!!!

Callo Callo, I hope say I nor join for the curses wey u curse your enemies o.

I remember the time wey I vex for you, come open topic to yab you. Hope say you don forgive me o.

pDude:


Callo Callo, I hope say I nor join for the curses wey u curse your enemies o.

I remember the time wey I vex for you, come open topic to yab you. Hope say you don forgive me o.

Haba!!!!
You have been sooooo forgiven!
I never cursed you. You only tried to find my trouble 'small', and we settled it there and then.
You did not cross that line.
It is well with us.
The pipo wey I curse, I curse in life and in death.
I can never take it back!
But I done go my way.
Bouncing as always!
Life is sweeeeeet!!!!
As always!!!!

I've read some of your posts in the diary section and you're very entertaining.

Keep updating it, and I'll keep doing my usual amebo

abiL: I've read some of your posts in the diary section and you're very entertaining.

Keep updating it, and I'll keep doing my usual amebo

My pleasure! It is fun.
If I die today, those blogs will tell my tales
Gladly so!
No regrets for a happy life, well-lived!

Callotti:

My pleasure! It is fun.
If I die today, those blogs will tell my tales
Gladly so!
No regrets for a happy life, well-lived!

I'm just intrigued about how you can still have "boyfriends" whilst married. Does your husband know/ allow it?

abiL:

I'm just intrigued about how you can still have "boyfriends" whilst married. Does your husband know/ allow it?

MUHAHAHAHAHA

I know many will be intrigued at that part.
I am a Nigerian woman, living with a Nigerian man.
Life is easy when you are neither a hypocrite of a Muslim nor a Christian.
My husband is VERY aware and he has CHOICES.
As a Nigerian man he is allowed to have AS MANY GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES AS POSSIBLE.
Not my business! The African culture is VERY polygamous. Not my problem.

We have our agreement. Whosoever gets a better deal outside this lovely marriage, would feel free to check -out.
We are not living in bondage. Like MOST Nigerian marriages.
I am a free woman, and he is a free man.
We are friends first of all, jealousy is not part of our relationship.That is for MGBEKES and ALATIKAS.
I am not one. MAY MY ANCESTORS FORBID THAT ONE MAN WILL BE THE CENTER OF MY WORLD!!!!
An AFRICAN man is not worth that kind of loyalty.

TUFIAAAAAKWA!!!!!

Read your interview on that knowing a nairalander thread. Very interesting

You are actually the first nigerian I have read from that is in an open marriage. So let me ask a few questions if you don't mind

Is it something yous agreed to before marriage?

Are your extended family members aware or is it just between your husband and yourself?

You don't have to answer if you don't want to, I have seen many Australians in open marriage but never heard of a Nigerian doing same. So don't mind my curious nature

jennykadry: Read your interview on that knowing a nairalander thread.

You are actually the first nigerian I have read from that is in an open marriage. So let me ask a few questions if you don't mind

Is it something yous agreed to before marriage?

Are your extended family members aware or is it just between your husband and yourself?

You don't have to answer if you don't want to, I have seen many Australians in open marriage but never heard of a NigeriaN doing same

I will answer.
No. A MARRIAGE CAN ONLY BECOME OPEN AFTER YOU SAY "I DO".
Sometimes it becomes that way by implication.
A coded understanding with a "don't ask, don't tell" MO.
The terms of operation varies. THIS IS AFRICA.
Who is fooling who? ALL MARRIAGES IN AFRICA ARE OPEN MARRIAGES AT SOME POINTS!
The only problem is that THE NIGERIAN WOMEN CHOOSE TO PLAY DUMB! :


I don't allow extended family members in my domestic affairs and vice versa.
This is between my husband and I .
Hallelujah!

Open marriages are the best for mature minds who are not held hostages to petty jealousies and insecurities.
Open marriages are dynamic, and can become CLOSED when one or both parties decide/s.
SIMPLE. . . NO STRESS ABEG!

Thanks for answering. I am a bit curious and have a few of questions to ask since you said we should be free here. I don't want it to sound like I am ebing judgmental when in fact I am just curious, should I shoot?

jennykadry: Thanks for answering. I am a bit curious and have a few of questions to ask since you said we should be free here. I don't want it to sound like I am ebing judgmental when in fact I am just curious, should I shoot?

Please, feel free.