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Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by dani1luv: 11:24am On Nov 04, 2012
Here's a telephone conversation between a man in Hurricane ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos:

Lagos: I hope u guys are safe?

NY: Man all hell is breaking loose out here! Lagos: What's going on?

NY: There is flooding everywhere

Lagos: Big deal we're used to that!

NY: People are dying man!

Lagos: We're used to that too!

NY: Look man the power's out we're in darkness!

Lagos: Welcome to our world!

NY: People can't get around no public transport

Lagos: We just banned Okada too

NY: The phone lines are out too, I'm having to use my mobile

Lagos: Me too!

NY: The police and Emergency services are overwhelmed we don't feel safe from criminals taking advantage of the situation!

Lagos: Neither do we!

NY: Hey man did Hurricane Sandy hit u guys too

Lagos: Since Independence oh grin grin

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Obinoscopy(m): 11:37am On Nov 04, 2012
Nice one, very original
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by CrazyMan(m): 1:51pm On Nov 04, 2012
Ha ha ha...very funny.
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by sayyid(m): 4:20pm On Nov 04, 2012
cool
dani1luv: Here's a telephone conversation between A man in Hurricane ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos:
Lagos: I hope u guys are safe?
NY: Man all hell is breaking loose out here! Lagos: What's going on?
NY: There is flooding everywhere
Lagos: Big deal we're used to that!
NY: People are dying man!
Lagos: We're used to that too!
NY: Look man the power's out we're in darkness!
Lagos: Welcome to our world!
NY: People can't get around no public transport
Lagos: We just banned Okada too
NY: The phone lines are out too, I'm having to use my mobile
Lagos: Me too!
NY: The police and Emergency services are overwhelmed we don't feel safe from criminals taking advantage of the situation!
Lagos: Neither do we!
NY: Hey man did Hurricane Sandy hit u guys too
Lagos: Since Independence oh grin grin

cool
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Areaboy2(m): 5:42pm On Nov 04, 2012
sayyid: cool[color=][/color]

you dont have to quote the whole damn thing just for a smiley angry

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by CrazyMan(m): 5:45pm On Nov 04, 2012
Area_boy:
you dont have to quote the whole damn thing just for a smiley angry
Some people can be irritating...

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 5:45pm On Nov 04, 2012
Nice joke! Gosh i love dis! grin
front page abeg,.



sayyid: cool[color=][/color]
are you ill?? undecided

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by eduson55(m): 5:45pm On Nov 04, 2012
this joke is too expensive for my coountry.

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by nikkyshyne(f): 5:46pm On Nov 04, 2012
grin
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 5:48pm On Nov 04, 2012
sayyid: cool

cool
is it so funny you had to quote it 3 times? WTF!
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Ejine(m): 5:48pm On Nov 04, 2012
Area_boy:

you dont have to quote the whole damn thing just for a smiley angry

Not to mention he did it THREE STRAIGHT TIMES!

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Daewoods(m): 5:51pm On Nov 04, 2012
Number 11 to comment, Glory be to God.
Pray i do better next time.

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Smartjeezy(m): 5:51pm On Nov 04, 2012
Hilarious!
Hurricane jonathan & fashola.

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Allwell1991(m): 5:53pm On Nov 04, 2012
Hmmmm
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Lbrasi: 5:54pm On Nov 04, 2012
hurricane sandy,hurricane debby,hurricane shady,hurricane mauren,hurricane bolar,hurricane amakar,hurricane lynda,hurricane keisha,hurricane boko,hurricane aluu...

which one again? all done hit us for naija since independence...
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by floriana(m): 5:54pm On Nov 04, 2012
VDJ very dry joke. For the first time, I wonder why this made front page.
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 5:54pm On Nov 04, 2012
@OP, very funny grin grin grin LWTMB !
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 5:55pm On Nov 04, 2012
We laugh, but it's tragic. I was listening to a talk show on the radio yesterday, and a Houston woman was reminiscing about when Hurricane Ike hit Texas. "We had no electricity! We had to buy generators!" I couldn't even donate an ounce of empathy to her cause. She was even sounding spoiled to me, but that's reality. The ways of life in Nigeria and the US are so stark in comparison.

It's very sad that what's happening in New York has been the norm for Nigeria. What's even worse? Those people in New York are better off than Nigerians. President Obama already ordered 22 million gallons of fuel to be dispersed to them. The Red Cross, volunteers, policemen, firefighters, and other public officials have been working day and night to restore normalcy and provide aid. I can bet you that New York and New Jersey will be fixed before Nigeria can even find the correct path. I'd love to be wrong.

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Kpac(m): 5:56pm On Nov 04, 2012
This is a very good joke
This made me laugh so big
And
This is a good creative work....
I raise my cap....
Good work there.

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 5:57pm On Nov 04, 2012
Daewoods: Number 11 to comment, Glory be to God.
Pray i do better next time.
Here is the joke grin grin grin

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 6:00pm On Nov 04, 2012
The magnitude of the hurricane we experience is all the hurricanes Andrew, Ike, Irene, Katrina, Isaac, Sandy etc rolled into one. We experience hurricanes boko, aluu, mend, area boys, no light, bad roads, bastarrd politicians, potholes, rats and mosquito etc every blessed day....abeg jare.

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 6:01pm On Nov 04, 2012
Its really pathetic what we accept as normal in Nigeria.

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Davidbanky(m): 6:02pm On Nov 04, 2012
floriana: VDJ very dry joke. For the first time, I wonder why this made front page.

Bad belle people

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Emmanuel602(m): 6:03pm On Nov 04, 2012
dani1luv: Here's a telephone conversation between a man in Hurricane ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos:

Lagos: I hope u guys are safe?

NY: Man all hell is breaking loose out here! Lagos: What's going on?

NY: There is flooding everywhere

Lagos: Big deal we're used to that!

NY: People are dying man!

Lagos: We're used to that too!

NY: Look man the power's out we're in darkness!

Lagos: Welcome to our world!

NY: People can't get around no public transport

Lagos: We just banned Okada too

NY: The phone lines are out too, I'm having to use my mobile

Lagos: Me too!

NY: The police and Emergency services are overwhelmed we don't feel safe from criminals taking advantage of the situation!

Lagos: Neither do we!

NY: Hey man did Hurricane Sandy hit u guys too

Lagos: Since Independence oh grin grin
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by hollypagan: 6:06pm On Nov 04, 2012
eduson55: this joke is too expensive for my coountry.
which country are u from 9ja or yakee

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by dubem3(m): 6:08pm On Nov 04, 2012
nice one man!
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by realsammie(m): 6:09pm On Nov 04, 2012
dani nice creative work there. you try. me luv it
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by greaterlove(m): 6:09pm On Nov 04, 2012
ogugua88: We laugh, but it's tragic. I was listening to a talk show on the radio yesterday, and a Houston woman was reminiscing about when Hurricane Ike hit Texas. "We had no electricity! We had to buy generators!" I couldn't even donate an ounce of empathy to her cause. She was even sounding spoiled to me, but that's reality. The ways of life in Nigeria and the US are so stark in comparison.

It's very sad that what's happening in New York has been the norm for Nigeria. What's even worse? Those people in New York are better off than Nigerians. President Obama already ordered 22 million gallons of fuel to be dispersed to them. The Red Cross, volunteers, policemen, firefighters, and other public officials have been working day and night to restore normalcy and provide aid. I can bet you that New York and New Jersey will be fixed before Nigeria can even find the correct path. I'd love to be wrong.
you are right, the response to the disaster is record breaking, called a friend in Jersey yesterday and she said things are almost back to normal apart from some towns very close to the sea that was hit very hard in newjersey. its not just the response from government but that of the redcross and the people of america, people are contributing to the redcross and helping one another to get through it all. my prayer for nigeria is that one day reaching out to help our brothers in need will become a norm.

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Truckpusher(m): 6:10pm On Nov 04, 2012
Area_boy:

you dont have to quote the whole damn thing just for a smiley angry
Badt guy, easy on this guy joor!!!
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by dabrake(m): 6:10pm On Nov 04, 2012
I also experience hurricane wenger every week

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by ihebrooke(m): 6:12pm On Nov 04, 2012
Frankly, I don't see any joke in the conversation.

Are we indirectly rejoicing over other's plight, turning their misfortunes into a joke?
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by johnstar(m): 6:16pm On Nov 04, 2012
@op, 1 bang of garri 4 u undecided undecided

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