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| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by chemashie(m): 8:12pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Daewoods: Number 11 to comment, Glory be to God.Though I clicked like for your post but i must confess, your head no correct at all.......... |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by kennyeast(m): 8:28pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
greaterlove:If na my country Nigeria, our leaders go see am as opportunity to loot, in the name of relief materials. |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by LagosBoi2(m): 8:36pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
engineerd: You are a the animal..Nigerians at not animals, we are unique peeps. We have crazy humans everywhere in the world. This problem is not unique to Naija. |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by mygirrl: 8:46pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
I really don't understand the joke. what's so funny? I pray we never experience a hurricane in Nigeria, without light plus the extreme weather condition those people were exposed to. The problem with us Nigerians is that we think we have seen a lot when compared to other countries because our country is bad. please let us continue to thank God that we have not experienced a hurricane or even a tornado in our country cos if what happened in america should come near Nigeria we all know it will be bloody. 1 Like |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by ghettodreamz(m): 8:48pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
kennyeast: Nice,I couldn't have said it better. |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by ghettodreamz(m): 8:50pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
caspapa: Pls, yarn him wella.  |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by informat101(f): 9:06pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
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| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by mejai(m): 9:12pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
@ OP, u too much! More alomo to u. To those who don't find dis joke funny, go hug a movin train. Bad belle  As if una beta pass our corrupt politicians. Abeg sama OP wit one bottle of turbo king. |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by steffans(m): 9:22pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
floriana: VDJ very dry joke. For the first time, I wonder why this made front page. u must be a saddist!!! |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by paulworld(m): 9:23pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
nice one just laughing at his last reply |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 9:37pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Truckpusher: Each one of us can make changes no matter how little ,but majority of Nigerian youths prefer to jeer,mock and ridicule their father land forgetting that wherever they are today was built by youths and generations like them....we can keep blaming the government, but we can't lie to our future generation about the shameless roles we played. It's unfortunate. I hope you saw this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/1087278/what-doing-improve-nigeria |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 9:38pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
pretty_boi: We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands. You always know what to say. I loved your post in my "What are you doing to improve Nigeria?" thread. You would make a great motivational speaker, truly. |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by megareal: 9:57pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Thanks Op, e tey wey I laugh like dis. 1 Like |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 10:20pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Using tragedy in making dumbass joke is far from being funny. |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Chitika: 10:26pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Lol, this is funny mate |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Lucasbalo(m): 12:31am On Nov 05, 2012 |
I will admit that is very funny. Keep it up . We all need something to cheer us up. |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by wanted(m): 12:48am On Nov 05, 2012 |
ihebrooke: Frankly, I don't see any joke in the conversation. Its actually the situation on ground, evrytin was factual d conversation was creative which made it funny. LOOK BUSH GUY! |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 2:18am On Nov 05, 2012 |
dani1luv: Here's a telephone conversation between a man in Hurricane ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos: Hahahahahaha Lmfaoo!!! Very Rarely do i use the Like button...but you are getting #103 for that one. |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 4:03am On Nov 05, 2012 |
Here's a telephone conversation between a man in Hurricane ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos: Lagos: I hope u guys are safe?NY: Man all hell is breaking loose out here! Lagos: What's going on?NY:There is flooding everywhere..Lagos:no big deal we're used to that..NY: People are dying man!..Lagos: We're used to that too..NY: Look man the power's out we're in darkness..Lagos: Welcome to our world..NY: People can't get around no public transport..Lagos:We just banned Okada too..NY:The phone lines are out too, I'm having to use my mobile..Lagos: Me too..NY:The police and Emergency services are overwhelmed we don't feel safe from criminals taking advantage of the situation..Lagos: Neither do we..NY: Hey man did Hurricane Sandy hit u guys too  Lagos: Since Independence o |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 4:08am On Nov 05, 2012 |
Teebest82: Here's a telephone conversation between a man in Hurricane ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos:posting this on facebook right now |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by bashydemy(m): 4:16am On Nov 05, 2012 |
Nice one OP |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Ariyke: 6:55am On Nov 05, 2012 |
Funny |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 7:42am On Nov 05, 2012 |
sayyid:i Just feel lyk smackin ur head. U dnt hv to quote all dat 4dis. |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by olaidey007: 8:02am On Nov 05, 2012 |
So funny oooo |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by chiefbatiatus(m): 8:17am On Nov 05, 2012 |
floriana: VDJ very dry joke. For the first time, I wonder why this made front page. Go and sit down, its about the best joke since independence |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Khayil(m): 9:14am On Nov 05, 2012 |
[color=#990000][/color] very funny |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by jkross(m): 9:34am On Nov 05, 2012 |
ogugua88: We laugh, but it's tragic. I was listening to a talk show on the radio yesterday, and a Houston woman was reminiscing about when Hurricane Ike hit Texas. "We had no electricity! We had to buy generators!" I couldn't even donate an ounce of empathy to her cause. She was even sounding spoiled to me, but that's reality. The ways of life in Nigeria and the US are so stark in comparison. On point jare You are not wrong..many hurricanes have come and gone in the US but here hurricanes in human form lives among us..I tell people that Nigeria can not be better in my Generation rather my Generation will set the process of that real and honest change we so crave for in motion.. Still on still sha..GOD BLESS NAIJA 1 Like |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by debomb: 10:57am On Nov 05, 2012 |
mygirrl: I really don't understand the joke. what's so funny? I pray we never experience a hurricane in Nigeria, without light plus the extreme weather condition those people were exposed to. The problem with us Nigerians is that we think we have seen a lot when compared to other countries because our country is bad. please let us continue to thank God that we have not experienced a hurricane or even a tornado in our country cos if what happened in america should come near Nigeria we all know it will be bloody. # word. It's easy for us to compare the consequences of bad government to the reality of a natural disaster; the closest we have ever experienced in Nigeria is flood, we are truly blessed we just have no idea. When natural disaster strikes, it doesn't matter whether you are rich, poor or even with any form of challenge. It wrecks lifes, rips families apart, wipes out a whole generation, leaves many in a traumatic state seeking therapy all of their life. Now, we might not have light for some days but we have a roof over our head, what we have built over the years is still to some extent safe with us, we have not lost everything like these people have. Something they never planned for, something they never saw coming, wake up one morning and everything is gone! Everything. Thank God Nigeria is strategically located where it is and we have no tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and the likes. All we have is what WE CAN CONTROL and manage- Bad government. Someone said it starts from us being the best in whatever job we do. Let's all try and be honest with ourselves and wish the next person ONLY WHAT YOU WISH FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY! If you have friends, families or know anyone in the US that needs help, here is how to contribute in your own little way. please share this info: http://myweddingnigeria.com/6850/help-people-of-hurricane-sandy/ |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Rafaell(m): 11:31am On Nov 05, 2012 |
dabrake: I also experience hurricane wenger every week That means ur case is now worse than Naija's own... Lol! Neverthless, just a rare opportunity to turn BLUEEE !!! |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by landinfo: 11:41am On Nov 05, 2012 |
engineerd:abeg which category/specie of animal u & ur generations (b4 & afta) belong to? Stupiditi @ d highest level |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by johndavid1(m): 2:45pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
Nairaland=info:ask d fowl again |
| Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Syncapos(m): 4:00pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
This is hilarious!!! I was affected by Sandy here in NJ and did not think anything could be funny about it. Thanks guys!!! |
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