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Blind Date by smartshotz(m): 1:59pm On Apr 19, 2006
The dating game is a difficult one, it's been ten years for me,
But tonight's the night for me to express my femininity.

I'll start gettin' ready early, there's so much to be done
To prepare myself for this wondrous event, so in union we will be one.

I'll make a list, that's what I'll do, the preparation a must,
Wash me hair, shave me chin; Oh, I'm just fillin' with lust.

I'll wax me legs and trim me Arrow, an' plait me underarms too.
This date's a first but I'm sure to impress, yes he's the one that I'll woo.

Now for the big decision, will I wear knickers or not,
Will he see me as ice maiden cool or think I'm luscious and hot?

I'd better pamper me pussy so she'll purr right through the night
And I think I'll prop me boobs up, a cleavage would look a sight.

Yes, me bright red bra with the underwire, it's sure to make him swell
Me in me sexy underwear will send him straight to hell.

Gee wizzies I'm so nervous, me stomach's tied in knots
Me bowels are fairly churnin', I hope I don't get the trots.

I wonder what he'll look like, maybe a cowboy, rough but smart
Big ears, big nose and big riding boots, cause' I'm just a cowgirl at heart.

We could pretend we're at the rodeo riding them wild beasts,
Then we could have midnight snack, body chocolate a sumptuous feast.

Well, I know you fellas are disgruntled that it's not gonna be one of you
But if you want to win one like me, here's what you gotta do…

Whisper sweet nothin's in her ear, a little romance to bait her
But there's a time and place for everything so leave the tongue 'till later.

Cuddle and caress her for she's a goddess to be sure
And she'll grab you by the family jewels and lock the bloody door.

But in the meantime, it's now my turn, this one is just for me,
'Cause tonight's the night for me to express my femininity.
Re: Blind Date by Free(f): 3:02pm On Apr 20, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked

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