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When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by Laitesmart(m): 9:57am On Nov 05, 2012
A very agitated woman rang up her doctor and Akpos, the servant answered the phone.

MADAM - Can i speak to Dr Williams? It is very urgent.
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AKPOS - I am sorry madam, doctor no dey o. Will you leave a note?

MADAM - Oh dear, Oh dear! My ten year old little boy has swallowed a fountain pen. When will the doctor be in?

AKPOS - I am afraid madam, he won't be in for two hours, perhaps three hours

MADAM - Three hours?! What shall i do in the meantime.

AKPOS - Madam, you go have to use your pencil nw. Begin use pencil till doctor go come....

Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by berylLOL(f): 10:36am On Nov 05, 2012
what is ranged?
Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by ITbomb(m): 11:46am On Nov 05, 2012
I never see this one before
U try
Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by Laitesmart(m): 1:04pm On Nov 05, 2012
berylLOL: what is ranged?
Point notably corrected...
Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by Laitesmart(m): 1:50pm On Nov 05, 2012
POLICE : Where do you live?
AKPOS : With my parents.
POLICE : Where does your parents live?
AKPOS : With me.
POLICE : Where do you all live?
AKPOS : Together.
POLICE : Where is your house?
AKPOS : Next to my neighbours house.
POLICE : Where is your neighbour's house?
AKPOS : If i tell you, you won't believe me.
POLICE : Tell me.
AKPOS : Next to my house.

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Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by dopeJemi: 9:19pm On Nov 05, 2012
Laitesmart: POLICE : Where do you live?
AKPOS : With my parents.
POLICE : Where does your parents live?
AKPOS : With me.
POLICE : Where do you all live?
AKPOS : Together.
POLICE : Where is your house?
AKPOS : Next to my neighbours house.
POLICE : Where is your neighbour's house?
AKPOS : If i tell you, you won't believe me.
POLICE : Tell me.
AKPOS : Next to my house.

Hey! Smart, u stole dis 1 4rm Me tongue

N av got proof

It waz a white chick dat sent dis joke 2 me n I changed it 2 an akpos' joke cheesy
Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by Nobody: 10:15pm On Nov 05, 2012
This doesn't make sense at all....
Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by Exponental(m): 10:36pm On Nov 05, 2012
dopeJemi:

Hey! Smart, u stole dis 1 4rm Me tongue

N av got proof

It waz a white chick dat sent dis joke 2 me n I changed it 2 an akpos' joke cheesy
tender d proof of ownership........
Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by ITbomb(m): 10:49pm On Nov 05, 2012
dopeJemi:

Hey! Smart, u stole dis 1 4rm Me tongue

N av got proof

It waz a white chick dat sent dis joke 2 me n I changed it 2 an akpos' joke cheesy
See as u don disgrace your family,
It was Akpors that first sent that joke to the white chick and the white chick changed the name and sent it to u, now what did u say u did again?
Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by Laitesmart(m): 9:51am On Nov 06, 2012
dopeJemi:

Hey! Smart, u stole dis 1 4rm Me tongue

N av got proof

It waz a white chick dat sent dis joke 2 me n I changed it 2 an akpos' joke cheesy

Steal? With gun or catapult? Lol
Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by toygod2: 3:59pm On Nov 06, 2012
Akpors is growing and ll finish growing 2mao. Cant u see d head?
Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by Laitesmart(m): 5:36pm On Nov 06, 2012
toygod2: Akpors is growing and ll finish growing 2mao. Cant u see d head?
lol?

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