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Elderz Vs Jessica by bolajibaok(m): 6:40pm On Feb 01, 2008
its been ages since this nigga has been setting people to battle . its now time for him to dance to his own music and battle a girl . i hope he wont disgrace his manhood .jessica you have to go first  .

here are the rules :

1. 16 Bars (32 Lines only)
2. No irrelevant talks/comments
3. No Yo Momma diss
4. Battle of 2 rounds. in case of  a draw or tie round 3 settles it .
5. voting begins after round one
6. The final winner would be decided after the first 5 votes.
7. no whining in the case of defeat
8. no reference whatsoever to your opponent lines. no bitching, copying or biting
9. no external interference.
10. fair play

jessica you go first .
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by PoDeep(m): 7:08pm On Feb 01, 2008
Eldee's manhood at stake?? Damn, this dude can give one a good laugh sometimes. What a comic.
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by Wordsmith(m): 7:47pm On Feb 01, 2008
LOL, we should have thrown this cat in the loony bin a long time ago. . .
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by PoDeep(m): 7:55pm On Feb 01, 2008
We did, he creeped out again.
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by OldSYNC(m): 8:06pm On Feb 01, 2008
LOL grin shocked
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by gypsy: 8:09pm On Feb 01, 2008
yo ma flow breath-takin like an asthmatic attack/rhymes sure make it seem the illmatic is wack/any dude wanna battle? is lyk dem fanatics in iraq/cos its a sucide attack,

nu on the forum. wat's up y'all? "Hola now or suffer later"
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by menike(m): 8:26pm On Feb 01, 2008
@bolaji

I thot u said u clean- hell no cusz I still see ya old self nigga

or

Did that battle wit Chiogo bring baq ya old dumb self ?

Damn Chiogo kiss u so wrong b
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by OldSYNC(m): 8:38pm On Feb 01, 2008
@ Menike

There is a very cool inference im making here, you was not having problem with what burst against your fake mc ( https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-109748.0.html ) called po-deep, but maybe with Bolaji's judgement, tell an mc he is if u are real. I aint got no beef against anybody, just me against any body it's internet mcing though, you may order for my mixtape, lol!
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by Nobody: 9:19pm On Feb 01, 2008
@Bolajibao*
Why starting another drama? you set up a battle without members consent, honestly u just bleeping dis thread up.
I know u are addicted to Nairaland, why not tell Seun to adopt you so u inherit Nairaland.See because of this ur
dumb posts many rappers are leaving this thread, grow up man u not growing any younger any more.
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by eldee(m): 9:23pm On Feb 01, 2008
@Alex
WORD!!! couldn't have been said any better grin
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by bolajibaok(m): 11:59am On Feb 04, 2008
jessica aint u gonna spit on this crack?
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by jessicalcb(f): 9:35pm On Feb 07, 2008
You sound reasonable, time for you to take medication/
I see youve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public/
I like you, You remind me of when I was young and stupid/
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message/
If i ate alphabet o's ill crap better lyrics/
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying/
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a dam./
I'm not being rude,You're just insignificant/
You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected/
You didn't get a brain that day either, They were only handing them out to people who would use them/
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice/
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed/


My 1st verse!
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by Wordsmith(m): 12:15am On Feb 08, 2008
Wack!
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by jessicalcb(f): 1:07am On Feb 08, 2008
aww shut up your no the voter eldee didnt even go yet!
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by eldee(m): 8:30am On Feb 08, 2008
hmmn, bolaji is at it again
I tot it was flowshow, edosio then chasisgirl, before jessicalcb
neva knew you changed the routine ooh
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by bolajibaok(m): 9:33am On Feb 08, 2008
very funny . you are looking for an escape route. everyone knows am not any of this wankstas u mentioned.
go to jessica's website at least u should know how i rap by now. eldee you should be man enuff to have the balls to step up to this juvenile under 15 feminine verse.

jessicalcb:

aww shut up your no the voter eldee didnt even go yet!

except u r a telling me that its a pussi u have as well . lets wait and see whether its pussi or not. grin grin grin mockery
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by elderz: 10:19am On Feb 08, 2008
@bolaji
i don't have ur time now
let me first go and settle what i did to admin, cuz if it's because of this then sumfin must happen here
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by bolajibaok(m): 11:12am On Feb 08, 2008
elderz:

@bolaji
i don't have your time now
let me first go and settle what i did to admin, because if it's because of this then sumfin must happen here

ENH ELDEE OR ELDERZ. NA WA O. THIS GUY CREATED ANODA USERNAME JUST TO BATTLE A GIRL NAMED JESSICA.

COME TO THINK OF IT ELDERZ IS A GOOD BATTLE NAME FOR ELDEE O. AND JUST CURIOUS WHAT DID U DO TO ADMIN ?
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by PoDeep(m): 12:31pm On Feb 08, 2008
Sh.t, dont tell me the user id "eldee" has been banned.
Damn, u musta really done "BABA SEUN" some strong tin!
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by elderz: 2:27pm On Feb 08, 2008
@po deep
the bad part of it is that I don't still know what he banned me for
i think it's because of the retards i've been taking care of on sports thread
cus i don't fink the guy give a Bleep bout rap threads
abi trybesmen don come buy my username grin

@bolaji
keep makin a fool of urself
as the whole of nland knows, u have refused to have sense
so we will leave u like that. . .slowpoke
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by bolajibaok(m): 2:57pm On Feb 08, 2008
ENH ELDEE SO U WERE BANNED, SO U HAVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF RETARDS IN THE SPORTS SECTION . I THOT WE HAD ONLY ONE RETARDO IN RAP THREAD .BEE !
AND ITS NOT POSSIBLE FOR YOU A FAKE PERSON TO BE SHARING NAME WITH THE REAL ELDEE.
SO THEY HAD TO SEIZE IT FROM YOU. LOL. LMFAO. WHY DONT U BE ORIGINAL AND BE PROUD OF URSELF LIKE ME ? grin grin

AND U CHOSE ANODA STUPID NAME ELDERZ. SMALL BOY WEY DEY CALL HIMSELF ELDERZ
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by Sharn06: 4:01pm On Feb 08, 2008
jessicalcb:

You sound reasonable, time for you to take medication/
I see youve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public/
I like you, You remind me of when I was young and stupid/
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message/
If i ate alphabet o's ill crap better lyrics/
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying/
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a dam./
I'm not being rude,You're just insignificant/
You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected/
You didn't get a brain that day either, They were only handing them out to people who would use them/
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice/
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed/



Gee'in there, bbz!
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by elderz: 4:40pm On Feb 08, 2008
bolajibaok:

ENH ELDEE SO You WERE BANNED, SO You HAVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF RETARDS IN THE SPORTS SECTION . I THOT WE HAD ONLY ONE RETARDO IN RAP THREAD .BEE !
AND ITS NOT POSSIBLE FOR YOU A FAKE PERSON TO BE SHARING NAME WITH THE REAL ELDEE.
SO THEY HAD TO SEIZE IT FROM YOU. LOL. LMFAO. WHY DONT You BE ORIGINAL AND BE PROUD OF URSELF LIKE ME ? grin grin

AND You CHOSE ANODA STUPID NAME ELDERZ. SMALL BOY WEY DEY CALL HIMSELF ELDERZ


gay, don't get scared. . .ur still the undisputed chief retard in the battle threads
it's not every day u see a retard that comes in five usernames
i mean u r sumn of a cross between mental wreck and an underaged perv
besides sign in as flowshow, i have sumn to tell him. . .lmao
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by bolajibaok(m): 4:56pm On Feb 08, 2008
eldee is the new angry bitch elderz. lmfao
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by jessicalcb(f): 9:29pm On Feb 08, 2008
watz goin on?
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by Nobody: 9:37pm On Feb 08, 2008
@Elderz
Was up  , so u got banned  shocked
Am back 2 school anyway .

@Jessicalcb
Why listen to bolaji , don't u see that dude is a  retard.I will tell u more about him, he escaped abortion and his whole life depends on Nairaland.Lets get it straight there was never a time Elderz(Eldee) called u out 4 battle, i don't know why u have to be misled by a fool.If you itching for a battle call-out the member,because of people like Bolaji hip-hop will never ressurect.
Why not ask yourself why everybody got problem with him, because they don't want him like Rocafella's blood samples.

Anyway girl i like your flows.
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by jessicalcb(f): 3:17am On Feb 09, 2008
lol thanx tongue
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by bolajibaok(m): 2:15pm On Feb 11, 2008
foolish alex wants to toast jessica by calling bj bad. bitch she's a lil baby. dont child abuse jessica alex you pussy thief .lol grin grin
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by Sharn06: 3:33pm On Feb 11, 2008
Whaddz gud, Jess?
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by jessicalcb(f): 5:38pm On Feb 11, 2008
Hey alex, bj, n sharn waz up? u guys havint been on yahoo l8ly lol wink
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by menike(m): 6:26am On Feb 13, 2008
@Bolaji

Dude seriously u pissin' me off

Can u stop creatin' battle threads that don't make no sense
Can't u act matured for ones in ya life n' get a real job

Than sittin' down online 17hrs a day creatin' ID's n' ridiculous battle threads
Seun gave us a sub-forum that doesn't mean he gave u a pass to stupidity

Get ya mind right cusz I blive we all grown men in this thread angry
Re: Elderz Vs Jessica by Nobody: 6:36am On Feb 13, 2008
@Jessicalcb
Am kind of occupied with lectures ok.

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