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Birth Control by ThugLife1(m): 9:09pm On Feb 02, 2008
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation
turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says
"We're Catholic so we can't use it."

The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm
method."

The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucer
method."

"What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others
ask.

"Well, I'm five foot eleven, and my husband is five foot two. We
make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and
when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from
under him."
Re: Birth Control by CrazyMan(m): 9:10pm On Feb 02, 2008
Re: Birth Control by ThugLife1(m): 9:14pm On Feb 02, 2008
Sorry
Re: Birth Control by CrazyMan(m): 9:15pm On Feb 02, 2008
I don hear tongue
Re: Birth Control by ThugLife1(m): 9:18pm On Feb 02, 2008
ok
Re: Birth Control by tufe(m): 9:33pm On Feb 02, 2008
e be like say crazykid na short guy, na why the joke no make sense to am.

@thuggy,
correct guy, thats a nice piece
Re: Birth Control by RichDad1(m): 9:44pm On Feb 02, 2008
Nice Joke smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Birth Control by tufe(m): 10:56pm On Feb 02, 2008
thats thuggy for you. got nothing but nice correct jokes.

richdad, try give us one
Re: Birth Control by tjtj1(m): 2:41am On Feb 03, 2008
i seen it before but thuglife thanks for posting it grin
Re: Birth Control by ituen(m): 12:30pm On Feb 03, 2008
Lol

This is the most effective method known to man till date
Re: Birth Control by tufe(m): 1:38pm On Feb 03, 2008
hmm, u dey use am??
Re: Birth Control by ituen(m): 4:02pm On Feb 03, 2008
I do. but instead ofthe girl to kick me, na mego kick am
Re: Birth Control by tjtj1(m): 4:33pm On Feb 03, 2008
Lol

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