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Divorced Woman by ThugLife1(m): 9:11pm On Feb 02, 2008
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and was
starting to get extremely Hot. She went to the grocery store and while
there starting eyeing the bag boy. On the way out to the car she decided to
make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered," You know, I've
got and itchy pussy, "

The boy replied, "Well you're gonna have to point it out, ma'am, all
those Japanese cars look alike to me!"
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 10:46pm On Feb 02, 2008
very very dull young boi. oppurtunity given away there grin grin
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 2:33am On Feb 03, 2008
i dont get it guys
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 2:36pm On Feb 03, 2008
the young chap didnt code that the woman was Hot, an wanted to bla bla bla.
tj, you need to flex more often than normal
Re: Divorced Woman by ThugLife1(m): 10:07pm On Feb 03, 2008
hun hun?
Re: Divorced Woman by clemcykul(f): 1:10pm On Feb 04, 2008
why dont she use an iron sponge to scratch the itching pussycat angry
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 2:41pm On Feb 04, 2008
she didn't use an iron sponge cos she wanted a rod grin
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 2:56pm On Feb 04, 2008
good answer my brother.

now, you offer her yours wink
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 3:00pm On Feb 04, 2008
clem babe where u at. come take my rod grin
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 3:09pm On Feb 04, 2008
LMAO

hehe grin grin grin grin

clem, common, dont be shy. its gonna be the biggest you've ever seen, and you'll ever see
Re: Divorced Woman by ituen(m): 4:47pm On Feb 04, 2008
Any rod can pass tru clemcy's ear oh cool cool cool cool

The fear of madam bla bla. . . . .
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 5:10pm On Feb 04, 2008
lmao
Re: Divorced Woman by clemcykul(f): 5:21pm On Feb 04, 2008
*grabs their rod, slices it off with a saw, uses rod to kill rats disturbing my abode*

u dey internet dey get hard on pervert for lyfe grin
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 5:42pm On Feb 04, 2008
ouch!!! undecided that gotta hurt who you are talking too. lol grin
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 8:14pm On Feb 04, 2008
she garbs ituen's rod not mine grin
Re: Divorced Woman by ituen(m): 8:33pm On Feb 04, 2008
Its not mine. My own black. Na Folly own she grab
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 8:34pm On Feb 04, 2008
folly own blue?
Re: Divorced Woman by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On Feb 05, 2008
u cant excape ive already dealt wid ur pint size rod its really good for chasing and killing rats grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Divorced Woman by ituen(m): 11:08am On Feb 05, 2008
Folly own na colour-riot
Re: Divorced Woman by tytylayor: 1:23pm On Feb 05, 2008
and tufe and tj and ituen and folly, all na same, "grab rod chop to pieces gives to rat" grin grin grin
*hugs clem*
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 1:55pm On Feb 05, 2008
**will hold my peace till i hear what Clemz has to say**
Re: Divorced Woman by clemcykul(f): 3:50pm On Feb 05, 2008
tufe i dont have anything to say grin grin grin *thanks tyty kiss*

iteun lol colour riot indeed lmao grin grin grin grin
Re: Divorced Woman by Bblak(f): 4:38pm On Feb 05, 2008
Na wa o.LMAO
Re: Divorced Woman by ituen(m): 4:45pm On Feb 05, 2008
@Clem,

Since u don see am, u supose advice the boy to change colour or dye it pink
Re: Divorced Woman by tytylayor: 4:47pm On Feb 05, 2008
u r welkum jare cool clem  kiss
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 5:28pm On Feb 05, 2008
an allegiance has been formed between clemz ad tyty, and since clemz is my madam here, i will hold my peace lipsrsealed
whatz up with all this color thing.

dudes, sharrap !!!
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 6:43pm On Feb 05, 2008
its color of wat u have nd clem doesn't have grin
Re: Divorced Woman by ituen(m): 8:18pm On Feb 05, 2008
They all wiahed they had a 3rd leg. But God gave them "centre patting"
Re: Divorced Woman by ifyalways(f): 8:52pm On Feb 05, 2008
ituen:

They all wiahed they had a 3rd leg. But God gave them "centre patting"
LMAO
ituen:

Folly own na colour-riot
. . .assuming he had any,you meant.hes more like a wasted sperm that spilled from the test tube in the abortionists table.foolishly foolish.
@joke i have  to Lol but i can't remember why tho  tongue
Re: Divorced Woman by tytylayor: 9:30am On Feb 06, 2008
and d centre patting sending third leg to bla bla bla, lipsrsealed
Re: Divorced Woman by clemcykul(f): 10:58am On Feb 06, 2008
stiches all center parting* paints all anaconda orange grin grin grin those of u widout anaconda pls do well to borrow from iteun and teejay
coz their own dey drag for ground
Re: Divorced Woman by Lolabbey: 11:21am On Feb 06, 2008
@ituen

centre patting-------------------cnt help laffing my ass off

u guys wont kill me wth too mch lafta

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