Golf in the Bedroom
Rules of Play
Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one club and
two balls.
Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out of the
hole.
For the most effective play, the club owner should have a firm shaft.
Course owners are
permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid
damage to the hole.
The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
the course owner is
satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in
denied permission to play
the course again.
It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
arrival at the course.
The experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire
course, with special
attention to well formed bunkers.
Players are encouraged not to mention other courses they have played,
or are currently
playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have
been known to
damage a player's equipment for this reason.
Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own
protection.
Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly
scheduled, particularly
when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players
have been known to
become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they
considered to be a private
course.
Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times.
Some players may be
embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair.
Players are advised to be
extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find
alternate means of play
at this time.
Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before
attempting to play the
back nine.
Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to
proceed at a quicker
pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the
same course several
times in one month.

hmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmm raised to power 2

why this meaningless hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

search me

stale!

but then i love playing golf. *goes off and buys golf stick and golf balls*

and who do you have in mind to play with. dont say miggy plz

thuggy dont play tht ur golf near me pls.

clem, why not play it with saucekid since miggy is absent

@web its better wit u

hmmmm

looks around and walks on

nd as ure walking look before u cross cos if motor hit u, na seun dem go blame. small pikin

since miggy is back from exile, sure she knows where to put it

sucker get back to the other thread and lets get the groove on.
venom my ass.bloody attention seeker.

@joke long but intresting.

long?

sorri thuggy.i was busy trying to get the wannabe come back to defend his words that i barely had time to read the post.wud do so morrow prolly.
@nit-wit where went thou?now i know you are one of those ppl tha spew rubbish only when am not around.come on now and play it while its hot.daft skull

ifyalways:

sorri thuggy.i was busy trying to get the wannabe come back to defend his words that i barely had time to read the post.would do so morrow prolly.
@nit-wit where went thou?now i know you are one of those people tha spew rubbish only when am not around.come on now and play it while its hot.daft skull

dear,are u sure this is u?y are you this angry hmmm?

. . .hey arent i ashamed now, sweetie ,never knew you come to these parts too.am sorry but one daft ass got on my nerves,sorry to dissappoint you babieeee.i wud make it up,i promise

@joke ,yeah read it now.
very niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
can we play golf now,anybody?

aha, ify. ur secret has come out. so its seun001.
nice, keep the flag flying

Omo Tufe,i no feel or flow with you again ooooo.
which one come be seun001? i no even get any secret jare,ma lyfe na open secret

@joke,nice and good write-up !more thuggieeeeeeeeeeee

wadever

ify, dont mind me gurl. was just a little bit scared

scared of wat?

y u wan know

i be chief inspector for this nairaland

. . . .start with your location

na there i dey relax after a soft day job, ifylways notice i said day job

. . . . .and the night job starts !
no rest for men . . . . . , na waooooooooooooooooh

i meant Mouth Action

. . . . errrr ok
as long as it ends with job,no stress.