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Golf In The Bedroom by ThugLife1(m): 9:47pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one club and two balls. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole. For the most effective play, the club owner should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in denied permission to play the course again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers. Players are encouraged not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play at this time. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same course several times in one month. |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 11:43am On Feb 03, 2008 |
hmmmmm |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 2:15pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmm raised to power 2 |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ThugLife1(m): 10:01pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
why this meaningless hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 12:58pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
search me |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by clemcykul(f): 1:13pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
stale! but then i love playing golf. *goes off and buys golf stick and golf balls* |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 6:39pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
and who do you have in mind to play with. dont say miggy plz |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 10:12pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
thuggy dont play tht ur golf near me pls. |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 7:53am On Feb 05, 2008 |
clem, why not play it with saucekid since miggy is absent |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 7:59am On Feb 05, 2008 |
@web its better wit u |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by clemcykul(f): 10:01am On Feb 05, 2008 |
hmmmm |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by folly69(m): 10:05am On Feb 05, 2008 |
looks around and walks on |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 6:48pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
nd as ure walking look before u cross cos if motor hit u, na seun dem go blame. small pikin |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 9:33pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
since miggy is back from exile, sure she knows where to put it |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 9:41pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
sucker get back to the other thread and lets get the groove on. venom my ass.bloody attention seeker. @joke long but intresting. |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ThugLife1(m): 9:58pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
long? |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 10:04pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
sorri thuggy.i was busy trying to get the wannabe come back to defend his words that i barely had time to read the post.wud do so morrow prolly. @nit-wit where went thou?now i know you are one of those ppl tha spew rubbish only when am not around.come on now and play it while its hot.daft skull |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by seun001(m): 10:00am On Feb 06, 2008 |
ifyalways: dear,are u sure this is u?y are you this angry hmmm? |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 3:27pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
. . .hey arent i ashamed now, sweetie ,never knew you come to these parts too.am sorry but one daft ass got on my nerves,sorry to dissappoint you babieeee.i wud make it up,i promise |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 3:29pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
@joke ,yeah read it now. very niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. can we play golf now,anybody? |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 3:35pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
aha, ify. ur secret has come out. so its seun001. nice, keep the flag flying |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 4:29pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
Omo Tufe,i no feel or flow with you again ooooo. which one come be seun001? i no even get any secret jare,ma lyfe na open secret @joke,nice and good write-up !more thuggieeeeeeeeeeee |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 7:07pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
wadever |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 7:26pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
ify, dont mind me gurl. was just a little bit scared |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 7:32pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
scared of wat? |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 7:35pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
y u wan know |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 7:38pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
i be chief inspector for this nairaland |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 8:01pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
. . . .start with your location |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 8:02pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
na there i dey relax after a soft day job, ifylways notice i said day job |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 8:17pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
. . . . .and the night job starts ! no rest for men . . . . . , na waooooooooooooooooh |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 8:18pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
i meant Mouth Action |
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 8:46pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
. . . . errrr ok as long as it ends with job,no stress. |
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