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Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 3:41pm On Mar 10, 2008
. . .dont even think it dude
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 12:17am On Mar 11, 2008
hehehe

U sef like ify too?
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 8:42am On Mar 11, 2008
@ituen,
I asked IFY a question not LOLA,so tell your brother to be contented with what he has.
Afterall he used 3 different  threads to write poem for LOLA.
PLS warn him not to cross my path (the ark of fire).
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by olulu(m): 8:48am On Mar 11, 2008
Hmmm,
ify, lola, hmmmmmmmmm,


on standby, might need to call tool to attention at the slightest opportunity,
hope dis crazy, jealous and ugly boyfriend ain't on the loose
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by lightest(m): 9:05am On Mar 11, 2008
you fail to mention when and the time this type of game are been played. anyay can boys apply
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 5:13pm On Mar 11, 2008
. . . .wonderful Kola. ok am fine grin
Olulu whats there to hmmmn abt?
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by folly69(m): 5:16pm On Mar 11, 2008
folds arm and looks on
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 5:24pm On Mar 11, 2008
**hands folly a pair of binoculars** cool cool cool
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 5:39pm On Mar 11, 2008
Ify, you are welcome on board. How was your day?

@Folly,
Don`t worry, if you can keep your head you shall see wonder.

@Olulu,
Whosoever is not against us is for us.I know you as a good guy.

@Tufe,
You better get another binoculars for yourself as well becos we won`t allow distraction.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by folly69(m): 5:41pm On Mar 11, 2008
mmmmmn now i c
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by gilgee(m): 5:46pm On Mar 11, 2008
Better for you.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 5:54pm On Mar 11, 2008
@kola

ify is all yours. i was just trying to be a Big brother to her, but since it seems that she's digging your style, then fire on.

folly, wetin u dey see?
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 6:27pm On Mar 11, 2008
tufe:

@kola

ify is all yours. i was just trying to be a Big brother to her, but since it seems that she's digging your style, then fire on.

folly, wetin u dey see?
. . .not needed at all.
who are wa to try to distribute me to any fellow?
bros kool down oooooh,am on my own,for no one and for all cool
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by osculate(m): 6:37pm On Mar 11, 2008
the game of golf must be quite an interesting and sometimes challenging game.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by gilgee(m): 6:47pm On Mar 11, 2008
ifyalways:

. . .not needed at all.
who are wa to try to distribute me to any fellow?
bros kool down oooooh,am on my own,for no one and for all cool

You are my 3rd and only na. grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by olulu(m): 8:34am On Mar 12, 2008
ifyalways:

. . . .wonderful Kola. ok am fine grin
Olulu whats there to hmmmn about?

well, was wondering if i could come play golf on "your reserved course"


grin grin grin



kola oloye:

Ify, you are welcome on board. How was your day?

@Folly,
Don`t worry, if you can keep your head you shall see wonder.

@Olulu,
Whosoever is not against us is for us.I know you as a good guy.

@Tufe,
You better get another binoculars for yourself as well because we won`t allow distraction.


Good guy? well, always, especially when it comes to playing golf with the ladies


cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 8:53am On Mar 12, 2008
@Olulu,
What has come over you? Wonder shall never cease. Do you think she is for general? What an insult.
Take my advice DON`T PUT HEAD WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD or ELSE,,,,,,,,,,.
                  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by olulu(m): 9:01am On Mar 12, 2008
@kola

the world has only been conquered by those who dared to tread
where others had feared to tread,
been warned? story
i would say ,
bring it on,
i ve got more balls than 12 bruce lees put together

grin grin grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 9:54am On Mar 12, 2008
LET me inquire of the LORD whether i should go into this battle or not.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by folly69(m): 9:59am On Mar 12, 2008
and the lord said ,
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 10:15am On Mar 12, 2008
The LORD said i should give him the opportunity to REPENT.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by folly69(m): 10:18am On Mar 12, 2008
u sure?
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 10:36am On Mar 12, 2008
YES, The Lord does not want him to perish.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by folly69(m): 10:42am On Mar 12, 2008
mgbo? lulu repent b4 u perish o
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by olulu(m): 12:09pm On Mar 12, 2008
kola oloye:

LET me inquire of the LORD whether i should go into this battle or not.

Alo Alo
grin

@folly69

69? damn i love dat number
grin grin grin

@Kola

Pastor pastor, i couldn't shit for 3 days ,
but as u typed
i can now shit

grin grin grin

grin grin grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by clemcykul(f): 2:03pm On Mar 12, 2008
;d
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 3:06pm On Mar 12, 2008
the lord hath just instructed me, Thou shall fight as i hath strengthened thee to face the non-kuvukites, and when yee are through, thou shall bring small offering to the house of the lord

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Re: Golf In The Bedroom by clemcykul(f): 3:27pm On Mar 12, 2008
na he man wey no fit arrange love grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 3:38pm On Mar 12, 2008
419
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 6:40pm On Mar 12, 2008
. . . .Olulu you sound as if you got some liver and guts cheesy
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by vkt3344(m): 7:09pm On Mar 12, 2008
Everyone has swift from the topic. i don't even know what the discussion is all about. i just want to say hi to everyone and @ ifyalways.she was a good friend though i lost contact with her.


Vic.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 7:16pm On Mar 12, 2008
awwwwwwww how sweet . . . . . . . go get a life (i know say ify go attack me now)

@ify

no mind the guy, him be chicken wey just dey flaunt power wey him no get

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