I was going through the dictionary to check meaning of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary...

But nothing spoil sha, I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough, it looks really close to what he would say when asked to teach in a class....

Please enjoy, and add yours if you have....

Peace

ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.


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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's luck
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's serendipity.


ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.


ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

wow; you try mahn ....

this needs front page

Are you sure you're not the Obahiagbon....lolz. Nice one!

Hahahahahaha...i don laugh tire.

Then all his students will be mysticism students

Obfuscated discombobulated cachinnate

this is genious. men you are really good, even my english girlfriend fear. question for you from her "are u nigerian?"

I want to drink garri
I desiderate to gormandize cassava contriturate
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Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
Laff wan kill me die

Freiburger: Then all his students will be mysticism students

just like what edo people are passing through now.

This is genius!!!

This is an old joke, OP only replaced the name of the speaker in the original joke with Patrick's name.

If he was an english teacher, his class would have been empty cause the students would not have been able to relate with him. He would have left them speechless and dumbfounded.

@op your english sef wan worse pass hon. own. I fear oh. You don catch the bug.

Now that he is oshiomole's chief of staff, im go confuse osho baba wit the grammar to the point where osho go provoke sack am.

Dis gats make front u too try hope say u no be pat sef

op, u realy killed it...igodomigodo cudn't have said it better..thumb up!

To my mind and without wanting to denigrate anybody or sound immodest, Obahiagbon is illiterate. He is deficient in writing/speaking skills, and only ends up confounding his audience.

Lol, sound so much like him.

Hey dude,i see Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon in you....lol

Nice concept but I still wish to correct the grammatical error in the title "If partrick were to be an English teach and not was". The last time I made this correction the modulator called me arrogant guy. I still blame the modulator who allowed this wonderful article to cross the front page without correcting the error . No offence!

Very funny indeed, cant stop laughing. The Honourable have got someone to fill his shoes

Then all his students would be chronic failures?! LWKMD

dame patience cudnt hav said it better

that guy na clown

Wow. What a prodigious buffoonery thingamabob!

Redmosquito: I want to drink garri
I desiderate to gormandize cassava contriturate
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Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
Laff wan kill me die

manihot or garrium @bold

Honourable.

F9 things 4 whosoever is lucky enough to be his student.

Lexo22: Nice concept but I still wish to correct the grammatical error in the title "If partrick were to be an English teach and not was". The last time I made this correction the modulator called me arrogant guy. I still blame the modulator who allowed this wonderful article to cross the front page without correcting the error . No offence!

Are you sure of that correction?

See below:

Singular present tense: (If Patrick is to be a teacher....) = singular past tense: (If Patrick was to be a teacher....)

Plural present tense: (If they are to be teachers ...) = Plural past tense: (If they were to be teachers)

I feel the OP is right. Otherwise convince/confuse me.

fellis: This is an old joke, OP only replaced the name of the speaker in the original joke with Patrick's name.

Thanks for the tip,but it's actually not needed.try again next time.

Nice one poster, U̶̲̥̅̊ really made mγ̲̣̣̥ day. However if ɪ̣̝̇ W̶̲̥̅̊αs ɑ̤̥̈̊ student in Hon Patricks class, ɪ̣̝̇ wouldn't pass @all. Am sure he would hv turned ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ τ̅☺ ɑ̤̥̈̊ political Halleluya boy... Lol