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Good And Bad News by smartshotz(m): 2:06pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient: "Oh no! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this??" Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you |
Re: Good And Bad News by Free(f): 2:40pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
Re: Good And Bad News by kellygirl(f): 9:04pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
:d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d |
Re: Good And Bad News by micklplus(m): 2:19pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
its indeed a GOOD news |
Re: Good And Bad News by lauryn(f): 2:39pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
I work with clients with Alzheimers and they r pretty interesting people. Sometimes very annoying, but very nice personality. |
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