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"aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by nightnurse(f): 2:08pm On Feb 05, 2008
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her
turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The PhD asks her:
"Well, what can I do for you madam?".
The patient blushes and the PhD sees that apparently she is embarrassed so
he says: "You can discuss any matter with me, everything is strictly
confidential."
So the patient says: "My husband complains that my pussy smells bad, is
there a cure for this?"
"Sure", the doctor says, "It can be a fungus, or a little infection,
nothing unusual, please UnCloth and lay down, so I can examine you and
prescribe a treatment."
The woman undresses, gets up the bed and with her legs spread waits until
the doctor attends her. He comes in, walks towards here, starts gasping
for air, covers his mouth and nose with a hand and runs out of the office.
After a minute or so, he enters again, covering his mouth and nose with
one hand an a 7 feet wooden stick with an iron hook on it in the other
hand.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh, what will you do to me?" shouts the patient.
"Nothing", says the doctor, "I'm just going to open the roof window a
little."
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by sincity(m): 2:16pm On Feb 05, 2008
aaaaagh, abaa nightnurse, u'r just too good.
so when can i come see u for my medications wink
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by nightnurse(f): 2:40pm On Feb 05, 2008
ituen will give u the appointment so call him
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by folly69(m): 2:47pm On Feb 05, 2008
hmmmm no wonder ifyalways never got a date on nairaland so dis is wat she's goin thru eeyaa pele ooooo.i feel ur pain sad
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by sincity(m): 3:08pm On Feb 05, 2008
hhhhmmm.
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by clemcykul(f): 3:14pm On Feb 05, 2008
something is brewing
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by sincity(m): 3:18pm On Feb 05, 2008
folly becareful, talking about a chick like that could be badnews. lipsrsealed
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by folly69(m): 3:28pm On Feb 05, 2008
listen rooky dis is nairaland good and horrible things happen and if u ain't gat de guts look 4 anotha thread smiley
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by Lolabbey: 3:36pm On Feb 05, 2008
@nite nurse,u no go kill person ooo

since u'r a nurse have u had a patient lik dat b4?

it will be realy terible,cnt even imagine it. grin grin grin grin
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by tufe(m): 3:43pm On Feb 05, 2008
folly, leave ify outta this. u got a problem with her, you settle it with me.
angry angry

@sin, who put ya mouth here now
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by folly69(m): 3:46pm On Feb 05, 2008
really i'll prefer not to hav a problem with u or her bt she has this nack 4 cusin trouble sad
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by sincity(m): 3:49pm On Feb 05, 2008
Dude settle ur scores and stop fossing.
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by tufe(m): 3:58pm On Feb 05, 2008
aiight folly, we are good.

you guys will get along with time, trust me.

@sin, u sound like a kid
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by folly69(m): 4:50pm On Feb 05, 2008
fine by me
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by sincity(m): 5:33pm On Feb 05, 2008
i dont sound like a kid, i'm just kidding around tongue
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by aristole(m): 6:01pm On Feb 05, 2008
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by tufe(m): 6:11pm On Feb 05, 2008
then ride on that being the case. . . . . . till you start adulting around grin
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by tjtj1(m): 7:22pm On Feb 05, 2008
*flies away*
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 8:10pm On Feb 05, 2008
folly69:

hmmmm no wonder ifyalways never got a date on nairaland so this is what she's goin through eeyaa pele ooooo.i feel your pain sad
yes folly you got it right.
babiee gal aint here to look for any chicken headed tittle tattle like you.
being who i am, i wud get back to you prolly when you are present.
ciao.
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 8:16pm On Feb 05, 2008
@folly,guess you are looking for attention but you are doing so the wrong way.
thank your stars for NL,i say thank your stars,if not for NL ,me and you wont and wud never be in the same enviroment.lucky you.
while at it go take a long look at yourself and that mirror and say with confidence"i am somebody" little twerp itching to be recognized.
ofcos,i wud be back from sch earlier morrow so we can see eye 4 eye.GAO
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by folly69(m): 9:47am On Feb 06, 2008
oooooohh temper temper temper i guess some1 is gettin over de edge rite now grin grin grin
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by folly69(m): 9:57am On Feb 06, 2008
and get it rite sista i aint lookin 4 no cheap attention like u ar, i post to make people laff u don't like it?comment u don't hav to b sarcastic and for ur information u shuld b honoured dat i'm on nairaland.i am proud of who i am, u look @ urself in d mirror ar u proud of ur slobby self? i guess not.anyways i'm a peace lovin person lets hav peace bt u want war bring it on sista. i still remain folly69 4 life. grin wink
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by sincity(m): 10:30am On Feb 06, 2008
Please don't involve Peace in this matter, u guyz need to go one on one for this issue to be solved
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Feb 06, 2008
*stones fighters with ice block* its okay now guys go to bed 2morrow ull all need the energy for err err err grin grin grin
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by nightnurse(f): 11:43am On Feb 06, 2008
injects fighters with Vol 50 so they can sleep off and stop fighting
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by Lolabbey: 3:20pm On Feb 06, 2008
i wonder y ify and folly wldnt wnt 2 mak peace wth each oda

abeg make una keep d fire burning
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 3:32pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:

oooooohh temper temper temper i guess someone is gettin over de edge rite now grin grin grin
you M/F-ing piece of cow dung.learn to type with disseration and stick to your lane and i wud put my temper where it belongs.
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 3:33pm On Feb 06, 2008
sincity:

Please don't involve Peace in this matter, u guys need to go one on one for this issue to be solved
it started here and wud end here .thank you !
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by folly69(m): 3:38pm On Feb 06, 2008
grin grin grin grin GAT U WHERE I WANT SISTA is dat de best u can do i was expectin more, meeeeeen u disappoint me its like i'm using a sledge hammer to kill a stink ass cockroach like u.waste of energy angry wink
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 3:39pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:

and get it rite sista i aint lookin 4 no cheap attention like u ar, i post to make people laff u don't like it?comment u don't hav to b sarcastic and for your information u shuld b honoured that i'm on nairaland.i am proud of who i am, u look @ yourself in d mirror ar u proud of your slobby self? i guess not.anyways i'm a peace lovin person lets hav peace bt u want war bring it on sista. i still remain folly69 4 life. grin wink
Jesus on a bike ! guy stick to your gang and don't involve me in any of your sarcastic comments.don't you owl have my name on your write ups to boost your ego or wadever,billy goat.
good to hear that you heeded ma advice,now start working on your personality gently,get a lyfe,you old confused bily goat.not your fault anyway,things like you ought to be flushed down the abortionists table.learn to get your filthybackyard of ma way,kololmenatal son of a bi**h
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 3:44pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:

grin grin grin grin GAT You WHERE I WANT SISTA is that de best u can do i was expectin more, meeeeeen u disappoint me its like i'm using a sledge hammer to kill a stink ass cockroach like u.waste of energy angry wink
good to have you around,wasted sperms.i know yout type,product of a leaked condom.i say,be happy for Nairaland,items like you can now talk and people like us would even read.its a priveledge,enjoy because you might never get another,goat.
Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by folly69(m): 3:46pm On Feb 06, 2008
what is it with all this wasted sperm or being flushed down the abortionist whatever i guess u just came out of a biology class or u just went for an abortion and de experience got ur brain messd up grin cool

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