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Application Letter. by sigba(f): 10:55pm On Nov 16, 2012
Lol, saw this somewhere, thought i should share it here.

APPLICATION LETTER INDEED.

Dear sir,
I am Name is tenager, I
apply to my job of
...
security guard to you
boss in your company of
ECO BANK. ...I am complete
to Sitted 7 examination
certificate in 2003. My
skool here... Okingo OBE
very good. ... I am 29 ears
to be Born of age and no
wafe and no childish. My
father dead long time ago
and my mother is marry in
BENIN REPUBLIC country
there 10 years now, no
sees her until now, so
nobody known to help
me...no money and food
and tea and drink. My
certificate is just sitting in
home for itself, but passes
in Mathematics,
Geography, Science and all
subjects but fail in English
because of Ofuaku Albert
teacher teaching me is
look jelous of myself. Me
because wear expenses
cloth and shoe than
teacher igbo. I here that
people you want security
guards to your company
and I...... tell you I am one of
that job experience for 2
years looking video for
Rambo I, II and III. I also shot
thief dead. I want to join
the company of You and
chase criminal and thief
out with SMG of me. I can
fight for SMG, arrow,
spear, panga, knife, stick
and stones. Me also can
fight for boxing like
Tyson. Please consider my
aplication very careful
and call me any time
because me have hand
telephone now. I am red
for interview with you if
you like me. Me have no
photocopy certificate
because the photocopy
machine there at Niger
Delta shop is a long time
and very old it can
mistake spelling in the
certificate, that is why.I
am very hornest and I
didn't steal since I born
until now, I can speak
English free. I have no
very much to right I have
end here. Please also
greet your wife and
childish!
Yours faithfully!!!
Ademola Mathew
Re: Application Letter. by ahmsta(m): 12:02am On Nov 17, 2012
Heheheheheh!!!! .... Application letter indeed.


Something telling me this is an intentional write up though... But u still gat me LMFAO!!! grin
Re: Application Letter. by ayobase(m): 12:24am On Nov 17, 2012
My gelfrnd showed me ystdy...LOL!
Re: Application Letter. by DAvIt0(m): 7:14am On Nov 17, 2012
mehhhhhnnnn no kee me dis morning ooooo
chhai Application Letter indeed
Re: Application Letter. by sigba(f): 7:15am On Nov 17, 2012
ahmsta: Heheheheheh!!!! .... Application letter indeed.


Something telling me this is an intentional write up though... But u still gat me LMFAO!!! grin
Lol, i saw it online, dunno if it was formed.
Re: Application Letter. by sucezTP(f): 12:02pm On Nov 17, 2012
It got me laughing, the first time i read it...indeed funny!
He must have given it to the only educated person at his village, to write for him, then..thank God he applied for security guard!

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Re: Application Letter. by Dkaz(m): 11:01pm On Dec 04, 2012
Indeed an Application Letter! Lol

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