How to carry your baby

feeding

hygeine

lol..
Any mother who doesn't know all of these shouldn't be a mother in the first place...

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last one

I hope this guide helps you as much as it has for me. Now I think am ready for fatherhood

Na wa oh!

nice one. although it never occurred to me that some parents actually use alcohol to calm their baby.

the part on drying and exercising the baby is quite funny.

Actually, I think the "drying" part is the most dangerous picture.

It's a well known fact that new mums suffering from Post Natal Depression (PND) have placed their newborn babies in Microwave ovens

julioralph: nice one. although it never occurred to me that some parents actually use alcohol to calm their baby.

havent been around too many Irish parents then

Gad! NL never fails to amaze me.

Can't you guys see a joke when you see one?

I sincerely believe that this thread should be moved to the joke section.

Just imagine...!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/886992_family1_jpg1e1d3f2b2237ab2a4b7847b6396034e1

These really got me cracking my ribs.

I have no sense of humour

...and this too

Efemena_xy: I have no sense of humour

you must be a feline. Cats don't have a sense of humor. But dogs do. Cats don't have a sweet tooth either.

Life must be one big bore for you. I guess you can't even get high even if you desperately wanted to. And s3x is also a drag for you.

You are one cold b1tch. lol

^^ hmmm...thanks for the compliment.

Efemena_xy: ^^ hmmm...thanks for the compliment.

seriously I was just joking

Apology accepted.

Efemena_xy: Apology accepted.

i bet i can make you laff with this

^^ I'm sure it's a good piece.

Will read it up tomorrow. Too tired 'n sleepy to do that now.

loool is this a joke?

LMAO! Absolutely hilarious! My favorite ones;
Containing baby in cage!
Waking baby with an air horn!!! Brutal!
Fun games with baby=chess
Calming baby with that bottle of alcohol
Bonding with baby. Oh boy!

Yikes @ baby proofing home by just yanking out the socket instead of putting safety covers. Hello live wire!!
TV on right over the crib? You'll be surprised at how many people do that one..

This is one heck of a joke. Buhahahaha