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About Phemour by Phemour: 2:30pm On Nov 21, 2012
Real Name: Olaiya Abass
Nick name: Phemour
Nationality: Naija
DOB: 5th January, 1970
Sex: Male
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HOBBIES:
• Collecting teeth from a live tiger.
• Catching bullets with bare hands
• Jogging up & down mount Everest,
• Swimming in river Niger and
• Collecting rock particles from the moon

MY RECORD:
• Fought with an elephant and broke its neck
• Skinned a crocodile...alive!
• Played Russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip & survived
• Killed Superman
• Held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds,

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT :
• Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting
• Out ran a cheetah
• Fluent in 10,598 languages
• 1st guy to land on the sun
• First man to stop his heart beat
• Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight.

SILLY THING DONE:
• Surfing on a Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina
• Snow boarding on Mount Everest
• Sky diving from outer space

EMBARASSING MOMENT:
• Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
• When a cobra died after biting me.
• When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.

NEXT ASSIGNMENT:
• BH

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
• I really don't like to show off...

You like me dnt u?
grin

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Re: About Phemour by Lagusta(m): 3:45pm On Nov 21, 2012
K, noted

























NOW WHERE ARE THE REAL HUMAN BEINGS!!!
Re: About Phemour by Phemour: 4:15pm On Nov 21, 2012
Please dont ask yourself.
Re: About Phemour by RexioKlasik(m): 7:34pm On Nov 21, 2012
Is dah so?
Re: About Phemour by larride(m): 8:25am On Nov 22, 2012
Smhs
Re: About Phemour by mik123: 11:42am On Oct 17, 2013
where can i obtain the form of american north university cotonou.here in Nigeria

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