Biko,who's dis man Teeo ran away with??
SOM,dos picx u have in ur diary,u got them from a fast food ni?

She cooked it, one woman restaurant/wife material. Apply while stock lasts!

The man that ran away with teeo knows himself oo


@screw, I prepared the delicacies in my diary na ..the only one I got from fast food was the one I posted here. Oya give me a pat on my back or unmentionables.. *grins*

@breathing...oo gbadun oo (u wee learn Yoruba by force)

Whatever that means. mi ole para mi learning Yoruba ojere

Ihe nke a i mee, asogboo lamm, inshort, Ejim gi ugwo ihe christmas

StateOfMind: Ihe nke a i mee, asogboo lamm, inshort, Ejim gi ugwo ihe christmas

=))•´¨) 
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(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa , like literally, lwkmd. Who have you been screwing for Igbo lessons?

Screwface: where are you from?

I've been screwing my igbo cd boyfriend

Screw is from kogi..just like my buddy...don't u notice any similarity in their character?

StateOfMind: I've been screwing my igbo cd boyfriend

Screw is from kogi..just like my buddy...don't u notice any similarity in their character?

Hehe, you have a cd boyfriend, am the only one without one. *tears*

Teeo is from Kogi? I thought Teeo is from Ijebu land? How many places does this teeo come from sef!

Similarities between Teeo and Screw.

1. They are both cute.
2. They both like women.
#okbye

Sharp babe

N yeah, teeo is from kogi state too..he has mentioned it a couple of times in his diary.

StateOfMind: Sharp babe

N yeah, teeo is from kogi state too..he has mentioned it a couple of times in his diary.

So why does he call all the Ijebu fine women his sisters, is that just another style of approach?

breathing:

Hehe, you have a cd boyfriend, am the only one without one. *tears*

Teeo is from Kogi? I thought Teeo is from Ijebu land? How many places does this teeo come from sef!

Similarities between Teeo and Screw.

1. They are both cute.
2. They both like women.
#okbye

Hehe.....admitting Teeo and Screw are cute......mmmmmm
SOM: you be correct wife material....we should stitch you into an Agbada for that your igbo boy to wear...

Choi!! See SOM being a baby callotti and starting a food blog....

*covers face*

hehe...but me I like food blogs so no worries....

breathing:

Hehe, you have a cd boyfriend, am the only one without one. *tears*

Teeo is from Kogi? I thought Teeo is from Ijebu land? How many places does this teeo come from sef!

Similarities between Teeo and Screw.

1. They are both cute.
2. They both like women.
#okbye

LWKMD, am a confirmed Kogi boy.

breathing:

So why does he call all the Ijebu fine women his sisters, is that just another style of approach?

who are the ijebu girls, last time i checked Ijebu girls are not fine. Ugly tall ladies.*runs for cover*

Any girl i called my sis is from Kogi.

StateOfMind: The man that ran away with teeo knows himself oo


@screw, I prepared the delicacies in my diary na ..the only one I got from fast food was the one I posted here. Oya give me a pat on my back or unmentionables.. *grins*

@breathing...oo gbadun oo (u wee learn Yoruba by force)

Man kee, why na. I aint gay biko.

Sapphire is my queen

teeo:

who are the ijebu girls, last time i checked Ijebu girls are not fine. Ugly tall ladies.*runs for cover*

Any girl i called my sis is from Kogi.

In that case Kogi guys are short, dark and appear to be good looking from far but are FAR FROM GOODLOOKING!!!!!

alosiby92:

In that case Kogi guys are short, dark and appear to be good looking from far but are FAR FROM GOODLOOKING!!!!!

Double Duhhh.

Aski those who have seen me, they wld tell who how fine i am.

I have Teeo: And that is what I got from them...

alosiby92: I have Teeo: And that is what I got from them...

Some people can lie too much oo

teeo:

who are the ijebu girls, last time i checked Ijebu girls are not fine. Ugly tall ladies.*runs for cover*

Any girl i called my sis is from Kogi.

So Creme and Alecia are from Kogi

^smh, you are actually slower than I thought

I think you deserve the set of students you teach..the likes of my cousin..

Slow teacher + slower students = ?

Ok, that's it for this year..no more ameboism bright.

StateOfMind: ^smh, you are actually slower than I thought

I think you deserve the set of students you teach..the likes of my cousin..

Slow teacher + slower students = ?

Ok, that's it for this year..no more ameboism bright.

Smh, answer my question jor and stop giving excuses for your cousin's olodo-ishness

Yes they are

Lol@Bright and SOM..how r u girls?
Yup..am kogi. All my 5 names are yoruba names sef,but am not yoruba o. We have our dialet and our people and our food and our culture and our dressings and our women and our unmentionalbes
That reminds me..SOM,on that offer,it'd be a dream come true
Ehen..i dreamt i and Alos got married fa..just this night o.
Dnt know if i shd be happy sef
I am sha!

Screwface: Lol@Bright and SOM..how r u girls?
Yup..am kogi. All my 5 names are yoruba names sef,but am not yoruba o. We have our dialet and our people and our food and our culture and our dressings and our women and our unmentionalbes
That reminds me..SOM,on that offer,it'd be a dream come true
Ehen..i dreamt i and Alos got married fa..just this night o.
Dnt know if i shd be happy sef
I am sha!

Goodmorning screw, glad I got that cleared up now, so can you speak Yoruba?
Alos is never gonna marry you dreamer, she is married duh.

Btw, pls go and vote Lalaosky. Thank you. Don't fail. Teeo you too biko. Don't forget. You would get a kiss from SOM as a reward for voting.

https://www.nairaland.com/1131972/mr-nairaland-grand-finale/24#13380839

Screwface: Lol@Bright and SOM..how r u girls?
Yup..am kogi. All my 5 names are yoruba names sef,but am not yoruba o. We have our dialet and our people and our food and our culture and our dressings and our women and our unmentionalbes
That reminds me..SOM,on that offer,it'd be a dream come true
Ehen..i dreamt i and Alos got married fa..just this night o.
Dnt know if i shd be happy sef
I am sha!

Muhehehe, I'm good screw..howz you too..

@ offer, make una vote lalaosky as breathing said and that dream (errmmm, both dreams actually will come to pass)

Now where is alos when you need her..go and close that diary of yours, your darling future. husband is here...

Chei!!!!!
what is all this I am reading with my glasses and two eyes??
Screw...which kind dream is that?? ehn? You and your dreams....LOl, I am now an object of some man's dreams.....na wao....
Gee, thanks for letting me know....and the rest of diaryland so they can mercilessly tease me till I turn yellow like my cowife's garri....
kogi? wondered why the surname was yoruba...makes sense...
anyways, all these other ladies have promised you kisses for voting lala...go ahead...

Mrs Screwface Osewa

StateOfMind: Mrs Screwface Osewa

This is epic,lmao

StateOfMind: Mrs Screwface Osewa

SOM...Mrs A. Parol...how are you? this post had me shaking my head and thinking you ate too much sallah meat....mscheew...