Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i speaking with?.
Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me, who do u
know in London dat culd becalling?.
Akpos: (Sensing a scam & threw in a trap)
Ejiro! Is dat u?
Mr 419: Of course, of course, this is Ejiro, i
am Ejiro, how come u didn't recognise my
voice?.
Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your
Father died, you didn't even show up or send
a letter. O boy, ur children go pay you back.
You no hear of him death, he was so bitter
and full of curses for u.
Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I didn't hear o!.
I would have come.
Akpos: Did u hear your Mother had leprosy?.
U didn't hear about dat too abi?.
Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, i didn't
hear.
Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolish too?. I
neva hear from her since d two of una marry
without our blessings!. If Husband no wise,
wife no go wise?.
Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll get across
to u. I have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Enhen! Ejiro, you offend me. I send u
money make you buy me Hummer Jeep, u
disappear. When am i having my money
back?. U want make i curse you like ur
Father. I go pronounce wicked curses on you
o.
Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to say is very
important.
Akpos: Shut up!. When u go send money
come home?. We sent u to school, clothed
you & sent u abroad. U don become 419?.
Wey won steal from me, ur own friend?.
Oboy, ur Father was right to curse you, you
can't escape it if u continue like this.
Mr 419: Don't worry, i will repay you ur
money. For now, i have an issue to discuss
with u.
Akpos: Hahahahaha, look here Mr 419, i no
know any Ejiro or anybody 4 London, i jus
wan teach u lesson.
Mr 419: Whaat! Mad man, and you have been
insulting and wasting ma credit since
morning. God go judge u