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Toasting A Girl by obaonline: 10:51am On Feb 08, 2008
Hello my fellow nigerians. Pls kindly help me out here. How do you toast a girl because i do fair. Pls just send some methods or ways that i can be using to the email obaonlineng@yahoo.com. Thanks
Re: Toasting A Girl by feco304: 12:21pm On Feb 08, 2008
u mean u can toast a girl
ha oga o just to call a girl and said i love u can i go out with u or can i date u
then is left 4 the girl to say yes or no
secondly, just call a girl and said o girl u are not looking bad, moreover u have a sexy eye etc. very simple just remove the shy 4rm ur face
Re: Toasting A Girl by NaJaHaJe(f): 12:42pm On Feb 08, 2008
well you could wash her with lemon acid and then baste her with Margarita sauce then shove in the oven.

wait for about 30mins . . . . . she'll be golden brown and succulent.
Re: Toasting A Girl by Easybaby(f): 12:50pm On Feb 08, 2008
NaJa HaJe:

well you could wash her with lemon acid and then baste her with Margarita sauce then shove in the oven.

wait for about 30mins . . . . . she'll be golden brown and succulent.


laughing my cute ass off cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

They have toasted bread, toasted yam, toasted chicken,and now they want toasted babes undecided
Re: Toasting A Girl by Gamine(f): 12:53pm On Feb 08, 2008
LOL

Toasta

Toastados!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Toasting A Girl by oloriooko(m): 1:12pm On Feb 08, 2008
Is this what you want to do in your entire life? With the community money that was used to send you to school, this is what you came out with: asking help on how to toast a girl.
Which school did you go self?
Anyway a candid advice for you:
Check out the suya man or road side roasted chicken seller closest to you and they will gladly put you thru.
Olodo like you.
Re: Toasting A Girl by iice(f): 2:21pm On Feb 08, 2008
And NL strikes again! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Toasting A Girl by Faitymine(m): 4:01pm On Feb 08, 2008
Haba!
Why the yabin in the house now? If you can help then stay OFF!
OBAONLINE, with courage my brother, go to her and tell her you cherished her being a friend, from friendship, confidently you'll tell her to be your LOVER!
wink wink wink
Re: Toasting A Girl by Busta(f): 4:09pm On Feb 08, 2008
put her in a toasting machine. When she comes out, she's all urs!  undecided
Re: Toasting A Girl by jkpretty(f): 4:21pm On Feb 08, 2008
NaJa HaJe:

well you could wash her with lemon acid and then baste her with Margarita sauce then shove in the oven.

wait for about 30mins . . . . . she'll be golden brown and succulent.


Wow!!! i cldn't have thot of any thing better than this. Nice toast. wink
Re: Toasting A Girl by menix(m): 6:14pm On Feb 08, 2008
May be this can help u,
Babe each time i see u my something tells me u re meant for me and having faith in god i know its time for we to manifest ur golden relationship. Can u be my miss world so that i would cherish & monopolise u.
cool
Re: Toasting A Girl by NaJaHaJe(f): 6:18pm On Feb 08, 2008
menix:

May be this can help u,
Babe each time i see u my something tells me u re meant for me and having faith in god i know its time for we to manifest your golden relationship. Can u be my miss world so that i would cherish & monopolise u.
cool

. . . . . . . . and this has helped u? cheesy

@jkpretty

grin grin grin
Re: Toasting A Girl by RichDad1(m): 6:25pm On Feb 08, 2008
@all,
Stop all this non-sense replies,The poster ask for help, you dont know his age or how bold the poor guy is, common!!! people Rome is not Build in a day, If you know you can't help this person why can't see move on with your Too-Know life and stop discouraging the guy,
@ Poster,
Just believe in Yourself , the strongest woman in th world needs a man grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Toasting A Girl by pahtahkee: 6:27pm On Feb 08, 2008
NaJa HaJe:

well you could wash  her with lemon acid and then baste her with Margarita sauce then shove in the oven.

wait for about 30mins . . . . .  she'll be golden brown and succulent.

Easybaby:

laughing my cute ass off cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

They have toasted bread, toasted yam, toasted chicken,and now they want  toasted babes undecided

Busta:

put her in a toasting machine. When she comes out, she's all urs!  undecided

Very funny grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Toasting A Girl by justbones(m): 7:20pm On Feb 08, 2008
well u could try telling her this
"I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE EMBRYO"
then when she is shocked, throw her into the microwave grin grin grin
Re: Toasting A Girl by NaJaHaJe(f): 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2008
justbones:

well u could try telling her this
"I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE EMBRYO"
then when she is shocked, throw her into the microwave grin grin grin

lmfao grin grin grin grin
Re: Toasting A Girl by tkb417(m): 7:59pm On Feb 08, 2008
well you could wash her with lemon acid and then baste her with Margarita sauce then shove in the oven.

wait for about 30mins . . . . . she'll be golden brown and succulent
Now Naja Haje, this is how to play the game grin grin grin
ure doing it my style on NL. Pls, keep it up

@Poster
first off, Vals day is next week thursday
get all these:
Perf, tops, wristwatch, box of chocolate, cake, pizza from debonairs and then take her to numetro to see a movie.

A day after, tell her you love her so so much that u can kill ur mother on her request.
she will say yes especially if shes the hungry type grin grin grin
Re: Toasting A Girl by U1(m): 9:01pm On Feb 08, 2008
menix:

May be this can help u,
Babe each time i see u my something tells me u re meant for me and having faith in god i know its time for we to manifest your golden relationship. Can u be my miss world so that i would cherish & monopolise u.
cool

cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 12:35am On Feb 09, 2008
E get one cool chapter for book of Solomon wey you fit use.When i ask my pastor,i go hit you back.
Re: Toasting A Girl by almondjoy(f): 5:47am On Feb 09, 2008
@poster,

Don't mind them jo! cheesy

Some of us love little "explicit" love notes describing your moves first--like what you would like to do when we are alone together. Then a little touching here and there.  In other words leave a lot to ma imagination how romantic you will be.  Subtle moves like rearranging my hair or picking up crumbs off my face and stuff like that.  Taking my hand and stroking my fingers while talking to me. I think that worked for me in secondary school.

---you don't want to know what works now. cheesy

Eye contact!  Eye contact!  Eye contact!--is everything.  Just to let me know you gatz confidence and you are not the shy type!

Goodluck!  May work for you.  Others may need recharge card or a trip to "Golden Gate".  Some of us are well fed at home so do not need those.  Just show us what you are working with! kiss
Re: Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 8:50pm On Feb 09, 2008
@all,
Stop all this non-sense replies,The poster ask for help, you don't know his age or how bold the poor guy is, common!!! people Rome is not Build in a day, If you know you can't help this person why can't see move on with your Too-Know life and stop discouraging the guy,
@ Poster,
Just believe in Yourself , the strongest woman in th world needs a man


cant u see, this guy needs to toast a girl, not to woo a girl
and its simply simple, but her in a toaster with sum flavors to make a
perfect toast, or put her in an oven if the toaster is too small
Re: Toasting A Girl by TheSly: 5:44am On Feb 10, 2008
just tell her the magic word! tongue

Me I be Obaonline , me jamo friends dey call me Obaoffline
I don get degree for womanology
I don study the woman phisinomy
Shay make I tell you d koko,make I tell you d koko cheesy
then say. . . . . . .Tongolo se wo le tongolo
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Omoge wa je ka tongolo


and then add this rap to it

Listen listen
Mo wa talented
Yes mo wa gifted
Seri kini mi,o ma gbe e lifted
Seri hips e ma file shifted
Oju e ma file tinted
Boyfriend e gon o wa evicted
seh o mo pe Obaonline is addicted
Te ba sope no,maa wa persistent
Mo ni iyawo n ile,don’t get it twisted


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy hope that helps! cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 5:56am On Feb 10, 2008
:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
Re: Toasting A Girl by NaJaHaJe(f): 6:00pm On Feb 10, 2008
tkb417:

Now Naja Haje, this is how to play the game grin grin grin
ure doing it my style on Nairaland. Please, keep it up

i just got tired of reading the word 'toast' being associated with gyals. . . . .  angry angry angry



®~^Sly^~®:

just tell her the magic word! tongue

Me I be Obaonline , me jamo friends dey call me Obaoffline
I don get degree for womanology
I don study the woman phisinomy
Shay make I tell you d koko,make I tell you d koko cheesy
then say. . . . . . .Tongolo se wo le tongolo
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Omoge wa je ka tongolo


and then add this rap to it

Listen listen
Mo wa talented
Yes mo wa gifted
Seri kini mi,o ma gbe e lifted
Seri hips e ma file shifted
Oju e ma file tinted
Boyfriend e gon o wa evicted
seh o mo pe Obaonline is addicted
Te ba sope no,maa wa persistent
Mo ni iyawo n ile,don’t get it twisted


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy hope that helps! cheesy grin cheesy



kai . . . . . . . .  i think I just sneezed out my food.  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin
Re: Toasting A Girl by TheSly: 6:12pm On Feb 10, 2008
lol. . . . cheesy
Re: Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 6:15pm On Feb 10, 2008
@Sly
ROFLMAO! cheesy
Re: Toasting A Girl by MrInfo1(m): 7:03pm On Feb 10, 2008
Toasting A Girl
Re: Toasting A Girl by router(m): 9:45am On Feb 11, 2008
cool
Tell Her this
Evertime that i look into ur eyes i see fire in there fiiire
If luving is a crime then i want to be wanted.
Re: Toasting A Girl by router(m): 9:47am On Feb 11, 2008
cool
Tell Her this
         Evertime that i look into ur eyes i see fire in there fiiire
         If luving is a crime then i want to be wanted.

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