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No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 12:56pm On Feb 08, 2008
hello ladies,

hope u dont share d syndrome NO LONG THING?

BECOS AS 4 ME IF LONG THNG NO DEY ,I NO GO STAY.

Oya now,lets hear ur view.
Re: No Long Thing by Lohlarh(f): 1:56pm On Feb 08, 2008
True baby gal, d long thing na him be d koko(well it depends on d long tin u re talkin about o)

But as for me too, na LONG THING i dey siddon with o.
Next poster, wat do u think?
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 2:01pm On Feb 08, 2008
na true ooo my sister

long thng na d main thng girl

cnt imagine life wthout LONNNNNNNNG THINGGGGGGGGG grin grin
Re: No Long Thing by skysunny(m): 2:03pm On Feb 08, 2008
hhhmmmmm
very nice infact i love it when the gurl's ask for the long thin grin grin
well ladies will u like to see some in riality?
if yes contact me through tufe or ituen cool
i will the extra long one wink
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 2:07pm On Feb 08, 2008
SUNNY U DEY JUMP OOOO
who tel you sey d long thng our guy posses no fit swallow ur own

no think am oooo
Re: No Long Thing by loruz(f): 2:08pm On Feb 08, 2008
can live with out it. though wish it was not attached to some bull-headed individuals!thank god for d alternative
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 2:12pm On Feb 08, 2008
hmmm lorus tell me somthng

so alternatv they?]

abeg gist me,i cnt wait no longer
Re: No Long Thing by Spaghe: 2:32pm On Feb 08, 2008
All of una no serious!
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 2:38pm On Feb 08, 2008
makaroni abi na spaghetti,

hmmmm

i pity you shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: No Long Thing by blackracle(m): 2:46pm On Feb 08, 2008
loruz:

can live with out it. though wish it was not attached to some bull-headed individuals!thank god for d alternative

i can't believe u are interested in the alternative,instead of asking for the koko.there's nothing as sweet as the koko.u just need to go to the right source.the alternative is pretty boring.
Lolabbey:

hello ladies,

hope u don't share d syndrome NO LONG THING?

BECOS AS 4 ME IF LONG THNG NO DEY ,I NO GO STAY.

Oya now,lets hear your view.
i can see u are a freak for long thing.hope u no go swallow the one wey go make u regret
Re: No Long Thing by Lohlarh(f): 2:47pm On Feb 08, 2008
Noodles or wat is dat ur name? Wetin u mean?

 Nd na ur own worse pass o  smiley
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 2:52pm On Feb 08, 2008
@ lorlah
thanks so much my deary
Re: No Long Thing by ayusman16(m): 2:55pm On Feb 08, 2008
Lola, u dont forget say ur Popsie na pastor?
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 2:56pm On Feb 08, 2008
@ ayusman

as i com be pastor pikin nko

does it mean i shldnt enjoy my mariage wth a long thnggggggg shocked shocked
Re: No Long Thing by Lohlarh(f): 3:07pm On Feb 08, 2008
HAIL BE TO THE LONGEST, D MOST ENJOYABLE AND WONDERFUL THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

' we hail thee our night food' grin cool
Re: No Long Thing by elementus: 3:09pm On Feb 08, 2008
@poster i like yr post jare.
my dear sister the long thing na koko in short its more than the koko
but i want u all to know that the size of the longthing is not relevant oh
its  the efficiency of the longthing dat matters.
pls note dat it can be small competent and powerful
it can be vry big and useless, it can be big, powerful and efficient as well.
the koko for the longthing is to be efficient and competent.
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin grin grin grin
Re: No Long Thing by ituen(m): 3:12pm On Feb 08, 2008
Hmmmmm

Lola and Lola don come again.

Una for don form women liberation forum for NL
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 3:14pm On Feb 08, 2008
@ elementus

this na real expaination

i tink hav learnt again

hmmm,d size doesnt realy m,ater na d eficiency mater

good one dere my sis grin
Re: No Long Thing by ayusman16(m): 3:41pm On Feb 08, 2008
See women wey wan spoil ooo tongue

It is not the size of the barrel that matters but the volocity of the bullet. If na lie make una ask elementus
Re: No Long Thing by ituen(m): 3:51pm On Feb 08, 2008
Na true talk

Let size of barrel = Padlock

The velocity of the bullet is proportional to hw many times a key has been used in a padlock. una know say padlock no grt only 1 key
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 4:25pm On Feb 08, 2008
hmm dis is getin more intrstin

ayusman and ituen,

i dey enjoy d lecture,

abeg fire on cheesy
Re: No Long Thing by ayusman16(m): 4:28pm On Feb 08, 2008
Lecture over! Common over for praticals. Would do the velocity part while Itue would take u on the barrel grin
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 4:32pm On Feb 08, 2008
hmmm i neva get enof theory ,u sey mak i com 4 practical

i no b failure ooo,and i no wan fail this course at ll

so give more lectures b4 practicals cheesy
Re: No Long Thing by ayusman16(m): 4:36pm On Feb 08, 2008
Power to pass and fail lies in my kini sorry palm cheesy
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 4:46pm On Feb 08, 2008
u neva ready,

abeegi waaka far

make serious pple com grin
Re: No Long Thing by ayusman16(m): 4:49pm On Feb 08, 2008
Infact, na carry over get u! Gbam!
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 4:53pm On Feb 08, 2008
ur own na extra year raise 2 power infinity
Re: No Long Thing by tytylayor: 4:54pm On Feb 08, 2008
elementus:

@poster i like yr post jare.
my dear sister the long thing na koko in short its more than the koko
but i want u all to know that the size of the longthing is not relevant oh
its  the efficiency of the longthing that matters.
please note that it can be small competent and powerful
it can be vry big and useless, it can be big, powerful and efficient as well.
the koko for the longthing is to be efficient and competent.
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin grin grin grin
the size of the longthing is very relevant, av neva seen d small thing dat is competent and powerful, but d lonnnnnnnggggggg thing, no, de be comfirm ni  grin grin grin
Re: No Long Thing by ayusman16(m): 4:56pm On Feb 08, 2008
@Lola

We shall see. Nobody talks back to Dr. Ayus and pass grin

@TYtycapenter

I must report u to ur papa! U too dey enjoy the long thing?
Re: No Long Thing by Lolabbey: 4:57pm On Feb 08, 2008
hmmm,
so lecturers plnty lik dis 4 nrlnd

i neva knew sha

tyty tell me more cheesy
Re: No Long Thing by tytylayor: 5:10pm On Feb 08, 2008
@ lolabbey
enof jare, if u c a guy dat is short and fat, no tink twice dat one na short thing, but if slim, still OK
but a tall and fat guy, just manageable, if slim, common, go confirm it, it is reaaaaaaaaaaaalllll long thing. grin grin grin
Re: No Long Thing by tytylayor: 5:14pm On Feb 08, 2008
@anus man
i neva get ur time, i wonder where u belong, either long or short thing *wondering*

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