Let me quote the verse in the book of Matthew 22:30: "For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the sons of God."

It is a factual statement to say that the Bible is very complicated and open to discussion and debate, with regards to interpretation. On the other religious hand it is true that in this world we have people who are called Gnostics (those who claim to know God) and Agnostics (those who claim ignorance about deity and do not dispute its existence since they can't prove neither claim).

In the verse Jesus Christ, the speaker there, never mentioned that there would be no sex for resurrected saints, but he only stated that there'd be no marriage, and by this I do not mean there will be promiscuity in heaven.

Would it really be hard for God to help us achieve an orgasm in a sexual way? I mean according to Jesus Christ there will be food and wine in heaven, although I'm quite sure we won't have to say any prayer to bless the food. We will be living in the mezzanine of blessings themselves. Rationally, there will be no need to invoke blessings as in traditional matrimonial ceremonies before a couple can have sex. If God created sex according to the Holy Book, why would sex suddenly become vexatious in the place from which God created it? This is senseless.

Another point is the line found in the entrails of the Lord's Prayer: "Let thine will be done on earth as it is in heaven."

Now comparing the facts, the will is done on earth only as it is in heaven. It shows that earth, on its holy turf, is a reflection of heavenly affairs.

Moreover, Jesus says, in the verse preceding the no-marriage at resurrection, "ye err for ye know not the scriptures."

There clearly is nothing unbiblical about what I'm saying, and this brings me to my simple conclusion: there will be a whole lot of sex in heaven. The only time that I am at peace and not thinking of my earthly problems is when I'm having sex, and we all know there will be no crying in heaven, unless of course those are tears of joy.

To make this article end amicably, I will quote a sex pastor "one of the enriching experiences in life is to get people who are bold enough to ask questions that are meant to test the contours of orthodoxy to its very limits.

"Intellectual sparring with someone can be both challenging and horizon-widening. Without it people will not be able to come up with fresh and creative ideas."
Amen!

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Sex to christians is only useful for conception. So, unless they have to keep making babies in their heaven, they will have no need for sex there.

However, for those of us who have chosen Satan, the sky is the limit.

YES THERE WILL BE A LOT OF SEX IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

obadiah777: YES THERE WILL BE A LOT OF SEX IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

What!!!!!!!........

Buzugee abeg recant those words...

Please....I dey beg you with my whole power....

This is from a famous Quran commentator , Al Suyuti extolling the paradise of Allah


Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the pe.n.is of the Elected never softens. The ere.cti.on is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas."

ijawkid:

What!!!!!!!........

Buzugee abeg recant those words...

Please....I dey beg you with my whole power....

TRUST YOUR WEEKEND WAS GREAT BROTHER IJAWKID. LISTEN BRAH, AFTER THE THIRD WORLD WAR, TWO THIRDS OF THE POPULATION WILL BE CLEANSED IN FIRE AND ELIMINATED. THE ELECT AND THOSE WHO ARE LEFT OF THE GENTILES WHO ARE TO START THEIR SECOND DEATH WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE LAND OF ISRAEL TO BUILD IT UP. THE REST WILL BE LEFT IN THEIR OWN LANDS WHICH WILL BE TURNED TO HELL. ISRAEL WILL BE THE NEW USA ( THE MOUNTAIN ABOVE ALL THE OTHER MOUNTAINS AND THIS IS WHERE OUR LORD WILL RESIDE WITH THE ELECT AND THE REMNANT OF THE HEATHENS WHO HEARKENED TO THE CALL OF THE LORD IN THEIR FIRST DEATH ). HOWEVER ALL ISRAEL WILL BE SAVED BECAUSE THEY HAVE GONE THROUGH THEIR SECOND DEATH AND ALL ISRAEL WILL LIVE IN THE LAND OF ISRAEL. SO THEREFORE THE ELECT WILL HAVE TO BRING THE REST OF ISRAEL BACK INTO THE KINGDOM THROUGH SE-X. THATS A LOT OF SE-X GOING TO BE HAPPENING TO BRING BACK THE REST OF ISRAEL THAT WAS DESTROYED IN ARMAGEDDON AND THE TRIBULATION. ALL ISRAEL WILL BE SAVED ( BECAUSE THEY WILL HAVE COMPLETED THEIR SECOND DEATH ) HOWEVER THE STIFF NECKED HAVE TO BE CLEANSED AND DESTROYED IN FIRE BEFORE THEY ARE ADMITTED INTO THE LAND OF ISRAEL. THATS A LOT OF SE-X TO BRING THEM BACK

obadiah777: TRUST YOUR WEEKEND WAS GREAT BROTHER IJAWKID. LISTEN BRAH, AFTER THE THIRD WORLD WAR, TWO THIRDS OF THE POPULATION WILL BE CLEANSED IN FIRE AND ELIMINATED. THE ELECT AND THOSE WHO ARE LEFT OF THE GENTILES WHO ARE TO START THEIR SECOND DEATH WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE LAND OF ISRAEL TO BUILD IT UP. THE REST WILL BE LEFT IN THEIR OWN LANDS WHICH WILL BE TURNED TO HELL. ISRAEL WILL BE THE NEW USA ( THE MOUNTAIN ABOVE ALL THE OTHER MOUNTAINS AND THIS IS WHERE OUR LORD WILL RESIDE WITH THE ELECT AND THE REMNANT OF THE HEATHENS WHO HEARKENED TO THE CALL OF THE LORD IN THEIR FIRST DEATH ). HOWEVER ALL ISRAEL WILL BE SAVED BECAUSE THEY HAVE GONE THROUGH THEIR SECOND DEATH AND ALL ISRAEL WILL LIVE IN THE LAND OF ISRAEL. SO THEREFORE THE ELECT WILL HAVE TO BRING THE REST OF ISRAEL BACK INTO THE KINGDOM THROUGH SE-X. THATS A LOT OF SE-X GOING TO BE HAPPENING TO BRING BACK THE REST OF ISRAEL THAT WAS DESTROYED IN ARMAGEDDON AND THE TRIBULATION. ALL ISRAEL WILL BE SAVED ( BECAUSE THEY WILL HAVE COMPLETED THEIR SECOND DEATH ) HOWEVER THE STIFF NECKED HAVE TO BE CLEANSED AND DESTROYED IN FIRE BEFORE THEY ARE ADMITTED INTO THE LAND OF ISRAEL. THATS A LOT OF SE-X TO BRING THEM BACK

Pass it on bros!

advocate666:

Pass it on bros!

NOW THATS A FAT JOINT

advocate666:

Pass it on bros!

Buju Banton style. I hope enough weed will be there too since se-x is going to be there :x hehehehe

This trend is just nonsense

Dibangoking: This trend is just nonsense

Why do you think the thread is nonsense?

advocate666:

Pass it on bros!

Hahahahah!!! I am dead!!! Lmao.... Lol.. Lwkmd

Definitely, there is s.ex in heaven. The bible cannot talk of joys and pleasures in the presence of the lord without including s.ex. It is infact se.xual pleasure that all other pleasures are derived and made for, whether of food, drink, music, fashion & lifestyle, money etc, all these activites are "foreplays" to lead ultimately to s.ex. Can you think of any other form of pleasure the bible was referring to? Of what other purpose can male and female be if not s.ex??

okeyxyz: Definitely, there is s.ex in heaven. The bible cannot talk of joys and pleasures in the presence of the lord without including s.ex. It is infact se.xual pleasure that all other pleasures are derived and made for, whether of food, drink, music, fashion & lifestyle, money etc, all these activites are "foreplays" to lead ultimately to s.ex. Can you think of any other form of pleasure the bible was referring to? Of what other purpose can male and female be if not s.ex??

TELL EM OKEYXYZ. WE GOING TO BE KNOCKING BOOTS IN DA KINGDOM

ZECHARIAH 13 VS 8 And it shall come to pass, that in all the land, saith the LORD, two parts therein shall be cut off and die; but the third shall be left therein. <<<< TWO THIRDS OF THE EARTHS POPULATION WILL BE DESTROYED. THE STIFF NECKED TWO THIRDS. >>> FUTURE END DAY PROPHESY DURING ARMAGEDDON WW3


ROMANS 11 VS 26 And so all Israel shall be saved: as it is written, There shall come out of Sion the Deliverer, and shall turn away ungodliness from Jacob: <<< ALL ISRAEL WILL BE PARDONED AND SAVED >>> HOWEVER THOSE DESTROYED HAVE TO BE BROUGHT BACK INTO THE KINGDOM THROUGH SEX >>>> REINCARNATION >>> RECYCLING OF SPIRITS INTO NEW BODIES

Does this make any sense ?

Buzugee ooooooo....I'm coming to seize that ogogoro you are drinking..

since we talking bout sex ,yo obadiah777 is masturbation a sin and watching of porn? if so why?

@nakash: the topic is the heavenly se.x in the bibles. no muslim has entered any post against christianity or christians here. i know you will deny the bibical se.x because you are pretending as if it is only in marriage that christians have se.x. i know you are not a virgin and it is not because you are married. no sir. illegal se.x is your middle name and the poster child for denial is the very you.

you will not be married in heaven. that does not eliminate your having se.x still because it is the way of your life on earth. and you are told it is the way of life for your heaven that you are living on earth. read it in the Lord's Prayer that erroneously begins with "our father". you will probably have the 'chancey dey' group, too.

in Islam, we are not ashamed to say our Paradise will be filled with the best of the best of this world. i am looking to being the husband of my sweeties. pretty women are good to have as spouses.

If there is no sex in heaven i'll sue the kingdom of heaven for infringement on human right to pleasure and procreation.

obadiah777: ZECHARIAH 13 VS 8 And it shall come to pass, that in all the land, saith the LORD, two parts therein shall be cut off and die; but the third shall be left therein. <<<< TWO THIRDS OF THE EARTHS POPULATION WILL BE DESTROYED. THE STIFF NECKED TWO THIRDS. >>> FUTURE END DAY PROPHESY DURING ARMAGEDDON WW3


ROMANS 11 VS 26 And so all Israel shall be saved: as it is written, There shall come out of Sion the Deliverer, and shall turn away ungodliness from Jacob: <<< ALL ISRAEL WILL BE PARDONED AND SAVED >>> HOWEVER THOSE DESTROYED HAVE TO BE BROUGHT BACK INTO THE KINGDOM THROUGH SEX >>>> REINCARNATION >>> RECYCLING OF SPIRITS INTO NEW BODIES

NA ONLY YOU WAN FINISH THE WEED,ABEG GIVE DAT OYINBO GUY SMALL NAH!!!

^True that, sir

nakash: This is from a famous Quran commentator , Al Suyuti extolling the paradise of Allah
Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the pe.n.is of the Elected never softens. The ere.cti.on is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas."

...... and where is the above written in the Bible?

@ OP : I just don't know what to say to you! Your view seems to be in line with the quote above!

Kslib:
NA ONLY YOU WAN FINISH THE WEED,ABEG GIVE DAT OYINBO GUY SMALL NAH!!!

i am greedy. what can i tell ya lolz

jacobscros: since we talking bout sex ,yo obadiah777 is masturbation a sin and watching of porn? if so why?

what does your mind tell you ?

ijawkid: Buzugee ooooooo....I'm coming to seize that ogogoro you are drinking..

not yet bros. let me down the whole bottle

obadiah777: what does your mind tell you ?

it tells me that self service is just too hard to stop but that the people doing the porn are sinning but us watching might not be. everybody is a sinner because the bible says that lust is a sin. so there is no escape from sex. what r ur thoughts?

jacobscros: it tells me that self service is just too hard to stop but that the people doing the porn are sinning but us watching might not be. everybody is a sinner because the bible says that lust is a sin. so there is no escape from sex. what r ur thoughts?

Lust has nothing to do with s.ex. Take the bible expression: Lust of the flesh: Lust means desire\yearning, Flesh means anything that is of human origin or empowerment. Things like glory in titles, status, human morales, standards and institutions. S.ex is not a human creation but marriage is. Sex is the nature of god from which all his creativities derive. Heterose.xual adult consensual s.ex cannot be spiritually wrong.

Se.xual immorality\fornication is not s.ex between unmarried couples, it means a range of different se.xual corruptions like unfaithfulness, homos.exuality, ra.pe, bestiality, ritual s.ex, etc.

jacobscros: it tells me that self service is just too hard to stop but that the people doing the porn are sinning but us watching might not be. everybody is a sinner because the bible says that lust is a sin. so there is no escape from sex. what r ur thoughts?

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS A PRECARIOUS QUESTION TO ASK ANY MAN SIMPLY BECAUSE SCRIPTURE SAYS THAT ANY MAN THAT TELLS ANOTHER TO BREAK THE SMALLEST OF THESE LAWS, I SHALL MAKE HIM THE LEAST IN MY KINGDOM. AS SUCH I AM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU A STRAIGHTFORWARD ANSWER ON THIS TOPIC. HOWEVER ROMANS 5 VS 13 but sin is not imputed when there is no law. AND I HAVE YET TO SEE ANY LAWS AGAINST MA-STURBATION IN THE BIBLE. SO THE MAS-TURBATION PART IS NOT THE ISSUE THAT I WILL EVADE. AS FOR THE PO-RN PART, I THINK YOU HAVE TO GO WITH YOUR OWN CONVICTIONS. ROMANS 14 VS 5 Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind. I AM SURE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I CANT ADVOCATE ANY SPECIFICITY ON THAT MATTER

obadiah777: YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS A PRECARIOUS QUESTION TO ASK ANY MAN SIMPLY BECAUSE SCRIPTURE SAYS THAT ANY MAN THAT TELLS ANOTHER TO BREAK THE SMALLEST OF THESE LAWS, I SHALL MAKE HIM THE LEAST IN MY KINGDOM. AS SUCH I AM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU A STRAIGHTFORWARD ANSWER ON THIS TOPIC. HOWEVER ROMANS 5 VS 13 but sin is not imputed when there is no law. AND I HAVE YET TO SEE ANY LAWS AGAINST MA-STURBATION IN THE BIBLE. SO THE MAS-TURBATION PART IS NOT THE ISSUE THAT I WILL EVADE. AS FOR THE PO-RN PART, I THINK YOU HAVE TO GO WITH YOUR OWN CONVICTIONS. ROMANS 14 VS 5 Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind. I AM SURE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I CANT ADVOCATE ANY SPECIFICITY ON THAT MATTER

excellent answer bro. thank you.

jacobscros: excellent answer bro. thank you.

NO PROBLEMS BRUV. I AM HERE TO SERVE

Just because the Bible has NOT said there will be no sex in heaven , you now conclude that there will be sex.
I can argue and say that the Bible has not said that the moon was made from cheese, consequently I can conclude that its made from cheese.

As for Al Suyuti, he was a famous Quranic writer.
See this cleric confirming that Islam paradise is nothing but a sex brothel.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyeLaf1BCH0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sUKQnk4svU