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Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 11:29am On Feb 09, 2008
One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the
blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife yesterday." Joe responds
"The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday."

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Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 11:41am On Feb 09, 2008
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,
finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.
Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud
physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that
does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history."
So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry
way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the
street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to
thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful! I've had sex
fourteen times in eight days!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician, "What does
your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't even been home yet!"

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Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 12:23pm On Feb 09, 2008
Re: Good Neighbor by benjay1(m): 12:55pm On Feb 09, 2008
ROFLMAO grin
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 1:23pm On Feb 09, 2008
Re: Good Neighbor by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Feb 09, 2008
hmmmmm grin
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 2:13pm On Feb 09, 2008
nnnnnnnnnnnh ;Dnnnnnnnnnh
Re: Good Neighbor by clemcykul(f): 3:32pm On Feb 09, 2008
wetin come be dis now grin
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 7:23pm On Feb 09, 2008
cant i kiss my wife again
Re: Good Neighbor by lailai2(m): 2:56am On Feb 10, 2008
u a comedian of some sort, u should be if they are rily ur jokes
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 4:34pm On Feb 10, 2008
lol
Re: Good Neighbor by tufe(m): 4:48pm On Feb 10, 2008
nightie, it has come to my notice that almost all the jokes you post here is related to sex.

whats da deal woman? are you lacking some of that
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 4:54pm On Feb 10, 2008
hw cld u ask such a stupid question when u know what my husband can do?
Re: Good Neighbor by benjay1(m): 5:05pm On Feb 10, 2008
Wait a minute. . its seems am floating here.
I don too hear husband and wife talk here recently.
who is marrying whom now in NLD? Last time i checkd, the celebrated couples where:

Migines and Clem
Ituen and Tessybaby.

Abeg i need update on all newly weds.
Re: Good Neighbor by tufe(m): 5:56pm On Feb 10, 2008
nightie,

u seem to be starved of it.

**off you go to thuggy, let him show you how it is done. ituen's bla bla bla seems to be too small for you**

@ben
the list don too long. updating go take time, just follow the trends, u'll catch up. but ituen is now a bloody pervertpolygamist
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 7:50pm On Feb 10, 2008
@Tufe

. . speech from a fustrated and jilted teenager
Re: Good Neighbor by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Feb 11, 2008
i no fit laff i beg grin grin grin

@ben iteun is married to any chick available and there is still vacancy for newbies grin grin

such an old randy man grin grin grin grin
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 11:22am On Feb 11, 2008
. . who got a big heart for chic
Re: Good Neighbor by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On Feb 11, 2008
and who's end shall be by the chic
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 11:34am On Feb 11, 2008
signed, stamped and sealed lipsrsealed
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 2:48pm On Feb 11, 2008
. . . by my wife alone
Re: Good Neighbor by clemcykul(f): 3:45pm On Feb 11, 2008
wifes not wife!
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 3:48pm On Feb 11, 2008
point of correction
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 7:34pm On Feb 11, 2008
@Clem

No be u marry them for me. I actually was talking abt one of my wife.
Re: Good Neighbor by benjay1(m): 9:09am On Feb 12, 2008
@All Lets look at it from the bright side.
Maybe the bobo don tire to dey self-service goats ?
Re: Good Neighbor by Lolabbey: 9:18am On Feb 12, 2008
na wah oo
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 10:31am On Feb 12, 2008
Since u return from Kirikiri, na "self-service goats" "self-service goats" u dey talk


Have u been fantasizing that scenario of late?
Re: Good Neighbor by Lolabbey: 1:22pm On Feb 12, 2008
i guess so
Re: Good Neighbor by loruz(f): 1:31pm On Feb 12, 2008
NIGHTNURSE,UR JOKE ROCKS! KEEP EM COMIN N DONT MIND D BAD BELLES. SEX IS D SPICE OF LIFE! IS IT UR FAULT THAT THEY RNT GETTIN ANY? tongue
Re: Good Neighbor by benjay1(m): 2:11pm On Feb 12, 2008
Poor boy, If you must know, i started my hols at Accra and ended it at J'burg.
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 2:51pm On Feb 12, 2008
loruz:

NIGHTNURSE,UR JOKE ROCKS! KEEP EM COMIN N DONT MIND D BAD BELLES. SEX IS D SPICE OF LIFE! IS IT URĀ  FAULT THAT THEY RNT GETTIN ANY? tongue

thanks babe
Re: Good Neighbor by Lohlarh(f): 2:56pm On Feb 12, 2008
Nice one nightie, wink

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