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Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 11:29am On Feb 09, 2008 |
One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife yesterday." Joe responds "The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday." 1 Like |
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 11:41am On Feb 09, 2008 |
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?" "Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history." So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way. A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful! I've had sex fourteen times in eight days!" "Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician, "What does your wife think about it?" "Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't even been home yet!" 1 Like |
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 12:23pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
Nice one [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4615[/img] [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4605[/img] [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4599[/img] [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4594[/img] |
Re: Good Neighbor by benjay1(m): 12:55pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
ROFLMAO |
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 1:23pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
ituen: thanks love |
Re: Good Neighbor by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
hmmmmm |
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 2:13pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
nnnnnnnnnnnh ;Dnnnnnnnnnh |
Re: Good Neighbor by clemcykul(f): 3:32pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
wetin come be dis now |
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 7:23pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
cant i kiss my wife again |
Re: Good Neighbor by lailai2(m): 2:56am On Feb 10, 2008 |
u a comedian of some sort, u should be if they are rily ur jokes |
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 4:34pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Good Neighbor by tufe(m): 4:48pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
nightie, it has come to my notice that almost all the jokes you post here is related to sex. whats da deal woman? are you lacking some of that |
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 4:54pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
hw cld u ask such a stupid question when u know what my husband can do? |
Re: Good Neighbor by benjay1(m): 5:05pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
Wait a minute. . its seems am floating here. I don too hear husband and wife talk here recently. who is marrying whom now in NLD? Last time i checkd, the celebrated couples where: Migines and Clem Ituen and Tessybaby. Abeg i need update on all newly weds. |
Re: Good Neighbor by tufe(m): 5:56pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
nightie, u seem to be starved of it. **off you go to thuggy, let him show you how it is done. ituen's bla bla bla seems to be too small for you** @ben the list don too long. updating go take time, just follow the trends, u'll catch up. but ituen is now a bloody |
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 7:50pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
@Tufe . . speech from a fustrated and jilted teenager |
Re: Good Neighbor by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Feb 11, 2008 |
i no fit laff i beg @ben iteun is married to any chick available and there is still vacancy for newbies such an old randy man |
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 11:22am On Feb 11, 2008 |
. . who got a big heart for chic |
Re: Good Neighbor by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On Feb 11, 2008 |
and who's end shall be by the chic |
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 11:34am On Feb 11, 2008 |
signed, stamped and sealed |
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 2:48pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
. . . by my wife alone |
Re: Good Neighbor by clemcykul(f): 3:45pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
wifes not wife! |
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 3:48pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
point of correction |
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 7:34pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
@Clem No be u marry them for me. I actually was talking abt one of my wife. |
Re: Good Neighbor by benjay1(m): 9:09am On Feb 12, 2008 |
@All Lets look at it from the bright side. Maybe the bobo don tire to dey self-service goats ? |
Re: Good Neighbor by Lolabbey: 9:18am On Feb 12, 2008 |
na wah oo |
Re: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 10:31am On Feb 12, 2008 |
Since u return from Kirikiri, na "self-service goats" "self-service goats" u dey talk Have u been fantasizing that scenario of late? |
Re: Good Neighbor by Lolabbey: 1:22pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
i guess so |
Re: Good Neighbor by loruz(f): 1:31pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
NIGHTNURSE,UR JOKE ROCKS! KEEP EM COMIN N DONT MIND D BAD BELLES. SEX IS D SPICE OF LIFE! IS IT UR FAULT THAT THEY RNT GETTIN ANY? |
Re: Good Neighbor by benjay1(m): 2:11pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Poor boy, If you must know, i started my hols at Accra and ended it at J'burg. |
Re: Good Neighbor by nightnurse(f): 2:51pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
loruz: thanks babe |
Re: Good Neighbor by Lohlarh(f): 2:56pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Nice one nightie, |
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