Everybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I call my dog "Sex". When I went to city hall to
buy a licence I told the clerk I wanted a licence for Sex. He said "I'd like one too." But
then I said "This is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said "You
don't understand I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said "You must have been quite
a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel
clerk that I wanted a room for my wife, me and a special room for Sex. He said that every
room in the place was for sex. I said "You don't understand Sex keeps me awake at night." The
clerk said "Me too." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around.
I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own
tickets. "But you don't understand," I said. I hoped to have Sex on T.V. He called me a show
off.

When my wife and I seperated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your
honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I
was married Sex left. He said "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me
and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I'm looking
for Sex. My case comes up Friday.

This joke has been posted several times

ok

no spanking from my angle nightie, i respect nd appreciate humility wen i see it

That why i like her. all my wives are well diciplined

@ poster

nice one!

i call my dog sex too

that your nkita?

;d

wat shall we name our dog, dearie

"Romance"

nightie, that joke dey nairaland already.

but for ituen and lola's sake, i shall hold my peace

i think u guys shud name him/her fu<k

just wondering what u re up to

my sister, i just dey chill, nothing much.

hope say ituen allow u go church sha

sorry, am quite new here, who is ituen? and is his girlfriend in nairaland too?

for waffi na play play wife we dey call am. so no mind ituen

linkin liknkin curiosity kills the cat

see ur lyfe so so so amebo

linkin:

sorry, am quite new here, who is ituen? and is his girlfriend in nairaland too?

I'm a simple and humble man with 3 wives and a mistress in the following order

Tessy - 1st wife

Nightnurse - 2nd wife

Aristole - 3rd wife

Kaka - Mistress

And for your info, i dont flirt around so pls ignore TJ's talk on my family issuce

c'mmon girl i bet ure too wise to buy dat easy crap

iteun stop this ur wifey bullshit! uve driven all the good chics from this forum why

just respect urself simple!

what da Bleep, hey nurse I posted this joke. Its my joke okay, but with a nice remix though

oh really, so the joke belongs to you? u'll have to pay me for the remix then

lol

ok I'll pay u 4 the remix, but u have to pay for copying and pasting.

Thats good

@Clem
Is it because no body is toasting your old wrinkled body?

Abeg go iron urself make person admire u, jo

WTF

WTF indeed

WTF??
equilbrium or wat wz d name of dat snitch posted dis joke ages ago so nite nurse, if not dat i wara blabla u, ur ass wuld hav bin toast!!
so nitey, gemi appointment na,

wetin happen to ademiller?

she don join wenworth miller for prison break 10

. . and u still dey dis country

prolly still trying to commit a real crime.

can't believe she can't even steal a candy from a kid.



whatz popping y'all?

kronkykay:

prolly still trying to commit a real crime.

can't believe she can't even steal a candy from a kid.



whatz popping y'all?

kukulxklan wetin u dey tlk?