I saw this joke some where, so i decided to share it with you guys. It got me cracking.

Omo, police don upgrade oOh, dis na d call center numba 112...There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was .
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center..
for English press. 1,
for Igbo press 2,
for Yoruba press 3.
Then I pressed 1... then another voice came up....For car accident press 1, for armed
robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up....
Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up.... If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb
press 5, all of the above press 6...
Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... anoda voice came up sayin....
Hmmmm...! My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come? Thunder fire u there..

huhuhuhu u gat me laughing

nice 1,cnt stop laughinnnn ;Dnice 1,cnt stop laughinnnn

Nice one

dry.......

a good one.

Befor nko!! Who wan die!!9ja police, una na dey upgrade jare

good one

Gud job

Could happen, what can't olopas do?

The fear of death is d beginning of long life.

Wash

Nice One

4mulanoni: Wash

Wat the heck is dis? U do knw dat this is on the front page, right? .

@op. Funny but i've seen it b4.

double post

4mulanoni: Wash

Are you stupid or what?? Mods, una need to ban dis guy till 3099!!!
Just imagine you using a laptop to visit nairaland in a public place or in the sitting room with all your family members present,or visitors,and you see a thread,you hop in,only for you to see some disgusting fuuuccking pishure posted from a mentally deranged mad man. It's embarrassing.. Disgusting fellow..***pheeeeeew****. Mumunus odemus

Lmao...naija popo

4mulanoni: Wash

This is too bad especially for young Guys like myself, Pls mods always endeavor to at least help us censor pictures uploaded to this site, cos as a young guy searching for knowledge I spend most of my leisure time here following the monthly debates as a guest.....Thanks.

Naija police no go use laugh kill person I hear say one man with 9 children recently received a transfer letter letter to Borno state and He resigned but his wife refused saying wetin we go shop u must go ohhhhh...she no be ur mate be James Bond

valuka: dry.......

ur comment funny pass d joke sef...lol

worldchangegrp: Naija police no go use laugh kill person I hear say one man with 9 children recently received a transfer letter letter to Borno state and He resigned but his wife refused saying wetin we go shop u must go ohhhhh...she no be ur mate be James Bond

she no lie nw

dilbert100:

u said it all....

Didn't find it funny.... More like boring and annoying

valuka: dry.......

go see a doctor

Police on duty

Read dis on Facebook ystdy, so funny..... Can't stop Laughing....

Jimatex: Police on duty

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