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This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by gunuvi(m): 9:41pm On Dec 03, 2012
Just read this at a site some few minutes ago and feel I should share it.
What do you think?


64-year-old Sibusiso Mthembu, from
the South African KwaZulu-Natal tells
it in all seriousness. And who knows,
he may even be telling the truth
about having visited heaven four
times, so far. The first time was in
1998, and subsequent visits were
made in 2004, 2006, and 2008. It all
started in 1993, when a white man
(an angel, apparently) paid him a visit
and told him he was needed in
heaven. And now, after several visits,
he’s drawing a map to make sure the
rest of us ‘unlucky’ ones get what
he’s talking about.
But it’s not the fact that he took a
few vacations to heaven or even that
he’s drawing a map that amuses me.
It’s more to do with the stuff he says
he’s seen and done there. According
to Mthembu, there are 11 heavens in
all, and he was taken to the fifth one,
Crista, first. It was there, in a city
called Sharmoy, that he claims to
have met Jesus.
The main heaven is Salem, he says,
where God’s temple is located. God
is apparently in his youth, and of a
Grayish complexion. Jesus is white.
He saw God for the first time during
his second trip, on a planet called
Jadalem that’s mostly covered in
water and ice.
Mthembu’s other sightings include
Moses, Elijah, and Abel. He also
explored the Marshnode City, which
is the place people go to when they
die, to get reincarnated. But here’s
the weirdest of all his tales – he says
that the people who predicted the
end of the world in May last year
weren’t entirely incorrect. Mthembu
seems to have eavesdropped on an
important meeting in the heavens,
where the biggest war against
Satanism was being discussed. The
war is supposed to have been
launched on May 23rd, so we’re
basically on a countdown to the
absolute end.
The map isn’t ready yet, but
Mthembu is already worried about
counterfeit versions. “People must
come and see the map as one day
someone from Japan or China or
Britain will design a map of heaven
and the people of South Africa will
have forgotten that the map was
originally made in South Africa,” he
says. Perhaps he needs to patent his
creation. And while he’s at it, write a
fantasy novel and strike a movie deal
too?

www.ynaija.com/meet-the-man-whos-been-to-heaven-4-times-hes-met-jesus-moses-abel-draws-map-photos/
Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by gunuvi(m): 9:48pm On Dec 03, 2012
Pls do anyone think it is possible for human being to see God??
Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by RudySmith(m): 10:10pm On Dec 03, 2012
Thank God insanity is not hereditary, someone pls smack the hell out of this man before his children believe the nonsense he is saying.
even the Op thinks it could be possible, NONSENSE!
Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by Nobody: 10:14pm On Dec 03, 2012
Why didn't he stay there? He went to paradise 4 times and came back? Damn!

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Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by gunuvi(m): 10:18pm On Dec 03, 2012
RudySmith: Thank God insanity is not hereditary, someone pls smack the hell out of this man before his children believe the nonsense he is saying.
even the Op thinks it could be possible, NONSENSE!
Noooo. I can never believe this oo. I chop winch lol.

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Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by RudySmith(m): 11:31pm On Dec 03, 2012
^^^^ lol ok i thought you believe any of this insanity. my bad!
Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by pastormustwacc: 12:01am On Dec 04, 2012
Trip to hell and then heaven, seem to be the other for of the day.
Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by manmustwac(m): 4:58am On Dec 04, 2012
gunuvi:
Noooo. I can never believe this oo. I chop winch lol.
Since you don't believe in fairytales why post that nonsense here then?
Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by pastormustwacc: 6:04am On Dec 04, 2012
manmustwac: Since you don't believe in fairytales why post that nonsense here then?
oho, so at least you believe it is fairy tale!
Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by gunuvi(m): 7:31am On Dec 04, 2012
manmustwac: Since you don't believe in fairytales why post that nonsense here then?
I posted it here so those that believe in fairytales can strengthen their belief. Lol. The man needs an urgent psychiatrist attention.
Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by Nobody: 9:19am On Dec 04, 2012
Good morning,
I guess this might be a case of a man believing firmly on what he thinks he has seen and winessed. It is possible that the man saw what he saw. I have a friend who saw ghosts when he was under the influence of high fever. This looked very real to him but he later found out that as soon as his fever was cured his ghost friend stopped visiting. I don't know what he saw, how he saw it or who showed it to him but all I know is that our minds sometimes have a way of playing tricks on us.

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Re: This Man Have Been To Heaven 4 Times. by RudySmith(m): 11:36am On Dec 04, 2012
^^^it is called hallucinations, and anybody can have them. If you want to test try it then go take a few LSD pills, and see how you will "see ghost" while tripping, duh!

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