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Do They Really Mean That? by Nobody: 9:10am On Feb 13, 2008
The following are actual newspaper headlines:

- March Planned For Next August

- L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide

- Patient at Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

- Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

- President Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

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