No. 1 DON'T tell your girlfriend that this has been “one of the best” Valentine’s you’ve ever had. She won’t see that as a compliment.

No. 2 DON'T celebrate your special night by ordering tequila shots – Valentine’s is already poignant enough without inviting Jose Cuervo to the party! Angry shouting and upchucking that expensive dinner you paid for do not a romantic evening make.

No. 3 DON'T try to “avoid the rush.” There’s no such thing as a romantic 4:00 PM dinner (unless you’re over 65).

No. 4 DON'T try to slip how much you spent on her gift into the conversation. She already know the going rate for cubic zirconia, dude.

No. 5 DON'T Forget to compliment your wife or girlfriend on her Valentine’s ensemble. Compliment her dress, her hair, her shoes, her nails, her makeup, her jewelry, her fingers, her toes, her kneecaps, her kidneys, etc. Just keep complimenting

No. 6 DON'T willingly engage in any conversation during which your wife/girlfriend addresses you by your real name. If she calls you “Honey,” or “Sweetheart,” or “Papi,” or even "monkey" you’re good to go. But any conversation that starts with “hey Miggy, I need to ask you a question…” is a potential minefield.

No. 7 DON'T take your Valentine to an NC-17 movie, even if it’s foreign and/or artsy. On a night like this, the only naked body you should be admiring is hers.

No. 8 DON'T be your usual, too-cool-to-wear-nice-clothes self. No need to buy a new suit, but come on man – maybe tonight isn’t the night for your “ironic” Dukes of Hazard t-shirt.

No. 9 If you can't satisfy her, DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL ME.

No. 10 DON'T play mood music that’s sexier than you are. If you’re not 100% certain you can provide genuine “sexual healing,” leave Marvin Gaye up on the shelf. Better stick to "DO ME I DO YOU". Every man’s got to know his limitations.

Hmmmmm, I'll have these in mind 2morrow.

heyy kronk thanks for d.a info

good piece u gat there

@ toyosi
me too

hmmmmm

@ poster
u be gigolo? dat NO 9 go cos trouble o

anyway, nice one !!!

kronkykay:

No. 1 DON'T tell your girlfriend that this has been “one of the best” Valentine’s you’ve ever had. She won’t see that as a compliment.

No. 2 DON'T celebrate your special night by ordering tequila shots – Valentine’s is already poignant enough without inviting Jose Cuervo to the party! Angry shouting and upchucking that expensive dinner you paid for do not a romantic evening make.

No. 3 DON'T try to “avoid the rush.” There’s no such thing as a romantic 4:00 PM dinner (unless you’re over 65).

No. 4 DON'T try to slip how much you spent on her gift into the conversation. She already know the going rate for cubic zirconia, dude.

No. 5 DON'T Forget to compliment your wife or girlfriend on her Valentine’s ensemble. Compliment her dress, her hair, her shoes, her nails, her makeup, her jewelry, her fingers, her toes, her kneecaps, her kidneys, etc. Just keep complimenting

No. 6 DON'T willingly engage in any conversation during which your wife/girlfriend addresses you by your real name. If she calls you “Honey,” or “Sweetheart,” or “Papi,” or even "monkey" you’re good to go. But any conversation that starts with “hey Miggy, I need to ask you a question…” is a potential minefield.

No. 7 DON'T take your Valentine to an NC-17 movie, even if it’s foreign and/or artsy. On a night like this, the only naked body you should be admiring is hers.

No. 8 DON'T be your usual, too-cool-to-wear-nice-clothes self. No need to buy a new suit, but come on man – maybe tonight isn’t the night for your “ironic” Dukes of Hazard t-shirt.

No. 9 If you can't satisfy her, DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL ME.

No. 10 DON'T play mood music that’s sexier than you are. If you’re not 100% certain you can provide genuine “sexual healing,” leave Marvin Gaye up on the shelf. Better stick to "DO ME I DO YOU". Every man’s got to know his limitations.

what a useful informatn. hope u 2, u abide wt it?

nice on KK

thanks kk u just made my day

hw wont you?

cos he gave u N100 credit to tell ur chic "happy val day"?

hmmm, nice one

to you all

mojee

see small success oh

Na mohjee u wan follw?

there is notting the power of success and wealth can not achieve

Oboy,

since u say na u get the "union key" to her heart, no waste time na

after today,

hello na N500.

wat ur name na Mr biggs

don't worry i can handle that

ok na, fire down

mohjee dear where are u

talk tru, is like u dont av anybody 2 do ur val with, dat is y u write dat ur no 9

all those steps lead to the inevitable
RUNDOWN

kolkuns:

talk tru, is like u don't av anybody 2 do your val with, that is y u write that your no 9

try me first naa. just call me if u want your girlfriend pregnant, stress free. 08020362324,
do not flash, flashing go result to miscarriage and i get do am again be that.

Kronky

In case u no get network, try foward ur line to my number

guys b carefull valentine hijackers on parole

Folly,

Na wa for  u oh. Why u dey spoil runs na

LOL
NICE ONE

folly, we go soon send you comot for this land oh. . . . . .

exile!

Exile too bad, make we BAN am

we go give am ban wey no get remedy

Dat one dey for seun hand

we fit implement am ourselves, just for folly

@topic
compliment her kidney,,,,,,lol