After landing my new job as a
receptionist in a mighty supet market , I
lasted less than a day. Here’s what
happened:

About two hours into my first day on the job
a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman
walked into the store along with her two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly,
“Good morning and welcome to the best super market in town .”
I then said, “Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough
to say, “Don’t be f**ing stupid. Of course
they aren’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the
other one’ s 7. Why the hell would you think
they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid,
Madam. I just couldn’t believe someone
f**ked you twice. Have a good day and
thank you for shopping with us .”


#Then i was fired!

1st 2 comment sha.

nice one

CAN'T JUST STOP LAUGHIng..


NICE JOB