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S.a.t. Test Questions by goldenval(m): 9:39pm On Feb 18, 2008
These kids are comedians and don't know it! Get ready to Laugh.
The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in 2000 to 16-year-old students!

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) A: The
body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I,
O, and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.
Re: S.a.t. Test Questions by ogrebuga(m): 9:46pm On Feb 18, 2008
rofl @ the hindu one! nice one.
Re: S.a.t. Test Questions by goldenval(m): 9:56pm On Feb 18, 2008
thank you lol. just that i love jokes, i will be coming to nigeria tomorrow, i missed nigeria food for a month now., cry cry cry cry cry
Re: S.a.t. Test Questions by TOYOSI20(f): 12:08am On Feb 19, 2008
Lol, keep 'em coming.
Re: S.a.t. Test Questions by goldenval(m): 11:56am On Feb 19, 2008
thank you jooo cry cry cry
Re: S.a.t. Test Questions by Nobody: 12:06pm On Feb 19, 2008
I guess they ill be seating for S.A.T again
Re: S.a.t. Test Questions by goldenval(m): 3:07pm On Feb 19, 2008
Yes oh I guess I will be una teacher cry cry

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