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The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by realsammie(m): 3:14pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
THUMBS UP FOR OUR LADIES!!! IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN HAD BEEN 3 WISE WOMEN They would have asked directions instead of following d star. They would have arrived on time, helped deliver baby Jesus, cleaned d stable, brought practical gift - pampers, feeding bottles, baby clothes & made milk for the new baby...etc BUT WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE SAID AS THEY LEFT... (Ladies talks) I thought we were supposed to be meeting them at National Hospital. Did u see the shoes Mary was wearing with that dress? They don't match oo. Can u believe they let all those disgusting animals in there. That donkey they're riding has seen better days! Can't he buy her Range Sport? Imagine Mary using 3310 my dear, he should have bought her a Bold 5. I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now. Nawa o... how will they survive? But I like her hair oo, I think it's Brazilian...either Remy or Koquette 28 inches. Hmmm, I wonder d oil she uses on it. That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph! Virgin ke? Hmmmm! Virgin my foot! Isn't it that Mary girl, I knew her in Sec school. LWKMD.... Na wa for our ladies 6 Likes |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by Nobody: 3:46pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by bunmioguns(m): 4:00pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
; i no fit laff oooo.... Nice one |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by fleyboy02: 5:42pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
*Thinking and laughing at the same time....* Guy la true talk yhu jst yan so |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by Akshow: 7:15pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
stale joke. Nice recycling 1 Like |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by Series22(m): 7:37pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Nice one.. But pls dont try it with muslims on sallah o.. because i no fit seperate quarrel o 1 Like |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by aydriano(m): 9:50pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
U try.bt its nt dat funi |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by Lagusta(m): 10:53pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Series22: Nice one.. But pls dont try it with muslims on sallah o.. because i no fit seperate quarrel o Guy y u bring religion into the matta nah.... |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by realsammie(m): 10:54pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Akshow: stale joke. Nice recycling why dnt u post urs... Bush rat 1 Like |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by fleyboy02: 11:16pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Lagusta:Ah wonder ooo |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by Series22(m): 11:45pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Lagusta:guy, d joke itself is a religious joke, or didnt u see where d poster mentioned mary and Jesus? He is refering 2 christians but We all knw its a joke. I am just warning d poster 2 steer clear of d muzzies prophet. Dats all |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by edogho(m): 12:24am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Series22: Nice one.. But pls dont try it with muslims on sallah o.. because i no fit seperate quarrel oyou go fit stop nuclear war? You wan die ni? If e try am,do like say you nah c im,else you go fi ori ko. |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by Lagusta(m): 8:48am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Series22: guy, d joke itself is a religious joke, or didnt u see where d poster mentioned mary and Jesus? The poster was referring to the three wise men being women, gossiping and slandering, just like what women do!!! He didn't even mention Jesus at all... Just because some randy pakistanis and hausas bcom violent easily doesn't mean all muslims are violent... Yes, muslims revere all prophets and men of God, including Jesus and Mohammed... But not all muslims are voilent and terrorists... Pls this is the joke section, not the religion section |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by Lagusta(m): 8:51am On Dec 21, 2012 |
edogho: you go fit stop nuclear war? You wan die ni? If e try am,do like say you nah c im,else you go fi ori ko. Bros pls mind your business... |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by fleyboy02: 9:13am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Mhen.... Am enjoying this fight.. |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:24am On Dec 21, 2012 |
fleyboy02: Mhen.... Am enjoying this fight..d fight dey sweet me |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by fleyboy02: 9:30am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Mr.T Anonymous:Lolz @ Mr.TIRED ANUS.. abeg take seat sit don make ur legs no pain you 'cos ah sure say d fight go reach season 10 |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by Nobody: 9:31am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Mtschew!!! |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by fleyboy02: 9:36am On Dec 21, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Mtschew!!!Go brush |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by realsammie(m): 9:40am On Dec 21, 2012 |
oh my God!!! what is happening in my thread.for christ sake this is just a joke and u guyz have turn it to a battle field. Lagusta:Lagusta i beg free those i.diot, they are so DAFT to realise that this is joke section PretiEbony: Mtschew!!!wetin dey do dis one oh! i see, u dey vex say the joke is indirectly referring to u. AMEBO LIKE U |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by jamesacho(m): 10:00am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Nyc one jare. |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by Nobody: 10:05am On Dec 21, 2012 |
fleyboy02: Go brushAnd who is this? |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by Nobody: 10:08am On Dec 21, 2012 |
realsammie:4 ur mind, u don post joke abi? |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by fleyboy02: 10:20am On Dec 21, 2012 |
PretiEbony: And who is this?Your assistant boyfriend |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by realsammie(m): 10:28am On Dec 21, 2012 |
fleyboy02: Your assistant boyfriendbros no go there o!. she is 63 with 9 children, 4 grand children and 2 great grand children 1 Like |
Re: The Best Joke For Xmas....i Swear U Must Laugh by fleyboy02: 10:35am On Dec 21, 2012 |
realsammie:Lwkmd..... Choi...and she have been chasing me round the streets of Lagos for over 8monts now *THANK GOD ah no gree* |
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