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Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Emperortj93(m): 10:33am On Mar 15, 2013 |
i don read dem finish and dis is ma comment... Brov abeg Leggooo wit more updape sharpali |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by flexeey: 12:22pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
@rap maestro u r a good writer try writing am sure it will work for u. |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Rapmaestro(m): 1:09pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
.......I improvised, I brought out my phone, my own personal phone, scrolled to Mr Carter Mixtape by Chuka Kamanu Solace of Nigeria's Got Talent, I played it and rapped after him, the phone was playing underground, while I was rapping to the receiver, "Yea I'm single and I'm searching for money" I recited, while I heard her squirmed, screemed followed closely by a thunderous clap.. "KPA KPA KPA, Mehn! baby, you are good, I love every bit of it" she said after I had completed the rap, THANK YOU O, CHUKA, my thought. ....Just then, my stomach gave a rumble, I forgot that I hadn't eaten since yesternight, I had been talking to Biodun for the past two hours, I felt the rumble again and a sound of pain came out from me, she heard and asked, "What is it baby?", "Nothing", I lied, "No, there is something bothering you, tell me Please" she pleaded teasingly, I fell for it, "Baby, it's our first day of dating, I'm happy for the fact you are been caring. The thing is, right now, I'm terribly farmished, Very very hungry" I replied stressing the Hungry, She laughed before replying me, "Babe, I'll come along very soon, with Yam and fried egg", I was salivating at the thought of Yam and fried egg.. Mehn, Different style don dey work o, I thought not knowing that I was in for trouble, "Babe, [b]I love you[b]" she said, I was about to reply her with my 'Love you too' when It happened, ..."I Love..." I had said when the service alerted me from their programmed voice computer, "YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS LOW, PLEASE RECHARE YOUR ACCOUNT.. Tun Tun", the call ended, "Mehn wtf is wrong with these people nah, atleast, they should have allowed me complete my sentence na.. Mtcheew", I took a look at call-timer, 02:30:10, I don die, and na me go pay o for that call na no be Iyawo wey I dey look for o, I thought. . "I WANT TO BUY CARD" a customer came to buy card... |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by FoxyUltimate(m): 1:15pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by alfredo4u(m): 5:50pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
at last, she opened up and gave u a got s*x. |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by sesanrota(m): 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Mehn i really appeciate your work, how i wish the updates can be coming quickly as am a fast reader.....Good job, keep it flowing |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by bukit05(f): 9:02pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
@ OP u re a gud writer keep it up |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Rapmaestro(m): 9:11pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
bukit05: @ OP u re a gud writer keep it upthanks 2 y'all. its not easy 2 run three stories, but xpect more |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by carlos1(m): 9:18pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
@ rapmaestro, U don kill me o, i luv dis ur style o. I luv to c people fall in love genuinely n naturally. It givs me joy. Nt d fakeness i c dese days |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Kirinwa: 1:28am On Mar 17, 2013 |
Nice piece you got there. Now come and finish what you started o. |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by valboy20(m): 7:10pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
wah r ya stil werrin for? U bera cum n gist us |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Rapmaestro(m): 9:59pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
2mao abeg |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by carlos1(m): 12:46am On Mar 18, 2013 |
@ rapmeastro, come n complete this story o, Am stuck here, i can't even go front or back |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Nobody: 12:50am On Mar 18, 2013 |
Maestro, u want make i con drag u ur 4rm dt bed, oya come ansa us now. |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by jegxy: 1:17am On Mar 18, 2013 |
Thumbs up guy.ur write-up z sooo interesting. Write more abeg |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by FoxyUltimate(m): 9:59am On Mar 18, 2013 |
If no be you sef, na who go dey try this kind thing, but no lele sha... Better come continue |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by jegxy: 10:43am On Mar 18, 2013 |
. N na ur Oga airtime. U sure say u even get moni 2 pay?plus u no tel am I love u bk,no b yam n egg u go get,na koboko. Lol |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Rapmaestro(m): 12:53pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
....."Bros, which card you won buy?" I asked the guy out of anger, he sensed it and replied, "Guy, na me vex you wey you dey shout for me like that nah..? Ok give me mtn100-40pcs and mtn200-20pcs" he ordered, "Bros no vex jawe..." I apologized and sold to him sharpaly, my thought was on Biodun or should I say Yam and fried egg? "take" the guy gave me his money and I in turn gave him his change, "Thank you o bros, we go sell o" I told him, also praying for both of us... ...."KPO KPO KPO" a knock on the handle of the closed gate made me jump up from my slumber, I scanned the small boy that was standing behind the gate, I was quick to recollect that he was Biodun's younger brother, he was holding a polythene nylon bag that had the potruded shape of a flask in view. I pretended as if I knew nothing, even though I knew the package was for me. "What do you want to buy?" I asked, knowing fully well that he was not here to buy anything, the boy replied with that his sharp tongue. "Sister mi said I should give you this thing" the boy had said, I opened thd gate half way, stretched my hand to collect the package afterwhich I closed the gate behind me, placing the package on my recently cleared table, I whirled round, only to still see the boy standing there, "What is it?" I asked, the boy just stretched his thin hand through the gate and opened his palm in a begging way, I not contemplating what he meant asked again, "What is it boy?" I asked again looking at the stretched out palm, I thought to myself, maybe this boy wanted me to shake him for daring to ....I went back to the table, removed the nylon to reveal a silver-coated flask-plate, I removed the lid to reveal cooked yam with fried egg, I brought out the fork to start the battle with the food, not knowing the battle with the food was going to lead to battle with YOKOZUNA.. |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by trendymiss(f): 1:31pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
r u rapping? |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Rapmaestro(m): 1:52pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
trendymiss: r u rapping?i rap gaan.. Why do you ask? |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by mistaswag(m): 11:31pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
maestro abeq continue.. I no say eno easy to dey control 3threads.. Thumb up tho! |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Rapmaestro(m): 7:26am On Mar 19, 2013 |
.....I didn't know I would soon be in trouble. I ate the food like a hungry lion that saw opportunity of eating from a deer, I ate till my stomach hurt. I had half bag of satchet water in the shop, I took two out of the ten and gulped it down, as at that time, the water tasted sweet like henessey{hunger in action, turns water to wine for you}, I was mid-way drinking the second satchet when I saw this woman coming from ahead, I dropped the half-dranked satchet water and congratulated myself on what I didn't know was going to be beating of my life. It reminds me of Samba{beat of life}. After eating delicious food, customer came, God you are wonderful, I thought. .....The woman was the feminine version of Yokozuna, very fat and tall. A slap from that kind of person will send you straight to paradise, My thought. As she got closer to the gate, I gave her a smile which she didn't even bother looking at, "What do you wanna buy madam?" I asked, not knowing what was happening, "Junior! Junior!!" the woman called out and the skinny boy came out from behind the woman's back, the woman was too fat that I thought you could hide a car behind her without anybody noticing. "How, are you Junior?" I asked, panic striking me instantly that that sharp tongued,f00lish boy had reported me to that woman concerning Biodun. "Junior, where is the person?" the woman asked, junior pointed that his skinny hand, through the gate and towards me. I think the woman saw the plate that Biodun sent to me, cos immediately, she was infuriated, before I could say 'Mistaswag', I was outside the gate, Eh! How did I get out, I locked the gate na, My thought. It was later, that I learnt that two huge blows from the woman's fist had sent the gate reeling to the floor, and I was pulled out. Chai, I receive the beating of my life. "Wetin I do?" I was able to ask, amidst the heavy pounding of thd woman's fist on my beloved face, "Shey, no be you steal my yam? Ehn? I dey ask you, shey no be you?",the woman asked, Surprised, I looked around to see Skinny and ask say no be him bring am come, what I saw and heard baffled me.. CHAI! Samba, beat of life, indeed |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by valboy20(m): 9:17am On Mar 19, 2013 |
dx ya different style on her had made ya turn to a bass n snarex drum...mehn d beat frm ya head x gon' b a banger dan dat of terry G LOLX |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by mistaswag(m): 9:38am On Mar 19, 2013 |
lollinq.. Na wetin awoof mata dey cuz be dhat!.. Samba beatinq indeed! 1 Like |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by temhab(f): 8:40pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
MAESTRO Come n finish what u ...b4 i ... |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by albacete(m): 5:44pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
hahahahaha. am loving this #following# |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Rapmaestro(m): 11:53pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
SHORT UPDATE 4 UNA ...."wey Junior?", I heard the woman ask, "Na him be that", One small boy, about the age of Junior pointed him out amidst the now full crowd. ...Na wa o, see embarrassment o, I thought. "Junior, Oya wetin happen?", One elderly man that came in between the 'YOKOZUNA' and I asked, "Eh sir, Aunty Biodun told me to give this brother that package{he pointed at the flask}, I now brought it, but before I brought it I had removed three yams and two spoons of fried egg. When I got back, I now started eating it and mummy now caught me and asked where I got the food from, I explained and she told me to lead the way to the glutton", the boy narrated. So this boy even took out of my food, chai! The food wey no belleful me before, My thought was focused on the stolen pieces of yam and egg. I was half-standing, half-kneeling, blood had dented my Yellow 'AMA KIP RAPPING' polo, from the pains I felt on my body, I knew I also had couples of fractures, that'd would be treated if only I knew and settled what was going on before it turns to 'BEAT TO DEATH', that one go pass 'SAMBA'.. The narration infuriated Junior's Mum cos she immediately started making her way viciously towards me. 'YEH PA' temi baami, I thought and scanned the surrounding for any get-away sign but non, came to view... ......"Mummy Junior, otito otito, lets hear what he has to say", one man among the crowd told the YOKOZUNA and tried holding her down, impossible ni o. She eventually calmed down and was attentive to what I had to say. With my swollen lips, I opened mouth to talk... |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by justineu(m): 11:09am On Apr 12, 2013 |
Nice work jor |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by albacete(m): 1:55pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
wetin u come tok? |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Nobody: 4:54pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Wherr is this guy naw Come and continue this Tori |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by awesomeme2: 4:56pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Loving the story..... |
Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by fulanigirl(f): 7:50pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
I am loving this so much!!! :-) |
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