inurmind: Well, this is also a joke.

Bélla3: that aint Jesus hun.

inurmind:

What was I thinking?
I meant this guy.

Bélla3: lol. Whos that?

inurmind:


The brother to this guy

Bélla3: chei you no dy fear fatwa? Abeg remove this pixture, dnt want somepple strapping themselves with bombs and killing innocent people
#I TAKE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER BEG YOU

inurmind:

What?!
Don't tell me you are scared of these guys?

By the way, I hope you find this image to be less provocative?

Bélla3: you're a trouble maker o!

inurmind:


You must have infected me
By the way, I insincerely apologise for derailing your thread
Next time you won't mess with the sons of men

Bélla3: LOL. You did a very bad job at annoying me!

inurmind:


I'm surprised, I mean I did put so much effort into being aggressive and sounding threatening.

Anyway it's been nice hanging out with you, I have to help my Muslim friend with his next plan.

Bélla3: Its a joke! Dnt take it too personally.
In Abuja, An Atheist brought up a case against the upcoming Christmas Holiday. He hired a Lawyer to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Muslims concerning observation of their Holy Days. The Argument was that it was unfair that Atheists had no such recognised days. The case was brought before (The Judge) Akpos. After listening to the passionate presentation by the Lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel declaring; "Case Dismissed". The Lawyer quickly stood up,objecting to the ruling and said; Your honour, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and Others. The Muslims have Id-el-kabir, Id-el-fitri and Others. But my client and other Atheists have no such holidays. (The Judge) Akpos leaned forward in his chair and said; Your client and other Atheists have. Is just that your client is woefully ignorant. The Lawyer said; Your honour, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for Atheists. (The Judge) Akpos said; The Calendar says April1st
is April Fools day. Psalm 14 verse 1 says, The fool says in his heart, there is no God. It is the opinion of this court that, if your client says thereis no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Bélla3: LOL. You did a very bad job at annoying me!

Bélla3: lol. Happy Sunday.

You want to help a muslim friend with wat?.
I hope it has nothing to do with bombs and explosions?

dagr8:

Dis is not a joke joor....is a reality

dagr8:
NO church 2day

dagr8:

Dis is not a joke joor....is a reality

inurmind:

Nah the cat be my friend nah, he wan use one of him nine lives do insurance for heaven.
Abi you think say nah only man get sense? Cat too wan chop 72 p.u.$.$.y(pun intended).

Bélla3:

Bélla3: i went to church na. hehehe

inurmind:


Hmm... what surprises you? My vulgar language or my padi's crazy priorities?

dagr8:
u av bin off...warrappen

Bélla3: natin o.

Bélla3: YOUR LACK OF RESPECT FOR THE WOMEN FOLK!
SEVEN HE GOATS FOR CLEANSING.

#ezewanyi has spoken!

inurmind:


If you are offended by the joke then I apologise.

I am also very sorry that i could not get the he-goats qween ezenwanyi.
But I have something even better for you: my god, my pasta lord and saviour.

dagr8:


Wats dat

inurmind:

The flying spaghetti monster, he's my omniaromatic and omnitasty. He's so mighty and wise even Bella wants to convert to pastafarianism(she told me this in secret).
With him you are promised to never stop laughing and to continually grow in wisdom, nothing could beat this.

inurmind:


If you are offended by the joke then I apologise.

I am also very sorry that i could not get the he-goats qween ezenwanyi.
But I have something even better for you: my god, my pasta lord and saviour.

dagr8:
God forbid d bolded...

Chai!!!