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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 12:27pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind: Chai! I leave for a day and reyginus takes over?hahahaha. E ba ta go? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: hahahaha. E ba ta go? No o, just wanted to check how things were without me; apparently reygitastic. But please, for the sake of our godfathers, give his gr8ness some attention. He has been begging for it since the beginning of time yet you have continually snobbed him. I can see him now crying on the floor with okra soup all over him. Even me sef dey pity for am. Please, I'm on my knees, you hear? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 1:39pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:just wait let Rey catch you. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 1:39pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....LWKMD....U ARE VERY FUNNY DUDE... U MIGHT BE VERY WRONG U KNOW... |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: just wait let Rey catch you. You are right. Rey, the okra soup pourer. Oh how dangerous he is, better run for my shirt. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 1:47pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
dagr8: Hmm... Tell me more.(sherlock holmes mode activated) |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 2:02pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:hehehe...#evil voice# He is coming to get you! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: hehehe...#evil voice# He is coming to get you! Lol, me better run before he brings his grandmama pot of okra (hate that stuff). #goes for a quick peck before the okra boy comes# See ya! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 3:32pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: nawa.... Muskeeto sounds funny? I never noticed.. LolLol. Ofcourse. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind: Chai! I leave for a day and reyginus takes over?Lololol. Please don't go. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 3:34pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: hahahaha. E ba ta go?Meaning? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:Lolol. Stand up please. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 3:39pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:lol. I trust she knows the right thing to do. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:*Prevents him from pecking with a hot slap to his lips* |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Reyginus: *Prevents him from pecking with a hot slap to his lips* Ouch! That hurt! Besides, you were a second too late, the deed has already been done. Isn't that right bella? #strikes back with a left uppercut and watches him fly across the thread. Swaggaliciously brushes hands and whistles ''a girl worth fighting for''# |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 5:37pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Reyginus: Meaning?'are you back' i was trying to write igbo, gues i wasnt so correct. Reyginus: Lol. Ofcourse. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 5:41pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:its a sin o. So you aint right On a second thought, you're right. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 6:44pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:Lol. * bounces back to surprise him with a shadow kick. He staggers. Upon recovery I give him a bicycle kick, liukang style. He goes down rumpled in shame*:-P |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 6:44pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: its a sin o. So you aint rightOn a second thought, you're right. Yes! I kissed bella! #dancing like an id-i-o.t# Reyginus and dagr8 beat that. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: 'are you back' i was trying to write igbo, gues i wasnt so correct.Okay. You got it right. Hope inurmind didn't hurt you? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Reyginus: Lol. * bounces back to surprise him with a shadow kick. He staggers. Upon recovery I give him a bicycle kick, liukang style. He goes down rumpled in shame*:-P Stale dude, I think we already know who the winner is, thats if you were ever competing.(abeg na joke o, before you pour hot okra on me) |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 8:16pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:wait o. Which kin kiss are you talking of? Me, i meant the simply holy kiss! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 8:24pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Reyginus: Okay. You got it right.#Crying# i dnt knw! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: #Crying# i dnt knw!:-O. Take it easy sweetheart. Don't cry. What's ze matter . Open up to me. I can soften this burden only when you put me in the know. * inurmind must pay for this. Let me go warm my okro soup* |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 8:46pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Reyginus: :-O. Take it easy sweetheart. Don't cry. What's ze matter . Open up to me. I can soften this burden only when you put me in the know. * inurmind must pay for this. Let me go warm my okro soup**wipes tears* just hearing your 'voice' consoles me! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 8:48pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
dagr8: *just passing by*HELLO PASSER-BY |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: wait o. Which kin kiss are you talking of? Me, i meant the simply holy kiss! Really? #tear forms# Well then okay, #sniffs# I was stupid to think otherwise #brushes eyes# better go eat some spagetti alone. Bye now, I wish you all the best #can't hold it again and bursts out in tears# Reyginus please give me some of that horrid okra to mix with the spag and let me go home. #recites as I leave# my hands are sweaty, white, and cold my heart is empty, broken, and old oh what a terrible thing they call love oh how it tosses me so and shoves goodbye to you all, goodbye my friends goodbye to the love, no time for amends I go to dwell in the darkness of rejection to seek solace in nothing but pain and tension I wish you all hapiness in my gloom I wish you the finest while in grey I loom #curtains close# |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 9:00pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:CONGRATULATIONs....A standing ovation 4 you was it only kiss |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 9:14pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: HELLO PASSER-BYDAMN IT...I AV DECIDED NO TO POST HERE AGAIN....am not sure my finger is typing dis i dont want to be beaten up...for no reason i no sabi bicycle kick, i no ssabi upper cut, i no sabi liukang style....i only know hw to read my Bible |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Karleb(m): 9:37pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Suscribing... |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by ARareGem(f): 9:47pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Honestly, ya'll are funny. *ARareGem's watching whilst stepping down with kpokpo garri and groundnut* |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Karleb(m): 9:55pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
ARareGem: Honestly, ya'll are funny.Hi |
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