Sexy lips?

Is that shoe polish lip gloss on those lips

Funny Pastor, funny congregation, funny church

jkpretty:

Sexy lips?

Is that shoe polish lip gloss on those lips

Funny Pastor, funny congregation, funny church

LMAO

jkpretty:

Sexy lips?

Is that shoe polish lip gloss on those lips

Funny Pastor, funny congregation, funny church

abi ooooo ma sista.

@poster

so have you kissed any of da sistas in your church? Maybe its the rumours that is causing all this confusion.

@poster

A man that applies lip gloss? .anyway,we all know that the story isnt true sha but its a funny story to tell if it actually gets to happen.

@Poster:

Dont tell me that is you on ur profile ok, abi na agbo girls dey go ur church.

my broda were you buy that shoe from, your way of dressing na die white shoe white car
with funny look. abegi go site down jo

sylvao2000:

@Poster:

Dont tell me that is you on your profile ok, abi na agbo girls dey go your church.

my brother were you buy that shoe from, your way of dressing na die white shoe white car
with funny look. abegi go site down jo

well from the pout . . . . . it must be him. imagine what that will look like with groundnut oil rubbed all over

O boyyyyy, as i read ur post i was trying to image how the lips might look like but getting to ur profile i almost passed out, Dat lips best describes dat of an "Homo Erectus". and blive me those sisters fighting for ur lips must be doing that for ur dress sense,
          I must confess u gat a very powerful italian shoe which must be "Oscar Challi Challi",

opokonwa:

Simply paste your lips make we judge.
Another vain glory post.

my exact sentiments.

menix:

O boyyyyy, as i read your post i was trying to image how the lips might look like but getting to your profile i almost passed out, Dat lips best describes that of an "Homo Erectus". and blive me those sisters fighting for your lips must be doing that for your dress sense,
I must confess u gat a very powerful italian shoe which must be "Oscar Challi Challi",

;Dlol!

Apparently those lips of yours needs prayers

This is one reason why i still admire guys who at least have the guts to come out plainly with threads sayin "I need a girl". This warped reverse psychology in cooking up a weak story's just plain irritating. kissable lips ko, munchable lips ni.

*giggles* still can't get over this

""@poster,
you dey lie ""

Funny lie.

@poster, congrats guy, you got the attention you wanted.

@poster,pls what type of crayon did you use for the lips

ifyalways:

@poster,please what type of crayon did you use for the lips

chai. . . . awualam oooooooo

busta why you wan know? to talk tru sef . . . those lips are reaaaaalllllyyyy black sha

@NaJa HaJe

my dear na curiousity oh

And I thought Ive seen all the funny threads on nairaland. I cant stop laughing . Oh boy abeg take am easy with ur 'confusion-among-sisters' lips. By the way, ur pout in ur pix was hilarious.

what sort of thread is this?

spoilt:

what sort of thread is this?

As if you read my mind.

Is that the guy in the profile or do I need Visine?

poster


i beg comot for my face. . .na yeye sisters full una church.
that lips we be like say u kiss the back of pot na him dem dey die for. . .

see as the thing be like pormo

yeye . . . . . . . .

Nairaland strikes again!!!!1


Gosh , the drama never takes a break

Your pastor na woman? Be careful o,

Whats the big deal about the lips?

C'mon!!! O you vain sons of men,

®~^Sly^~®:

poster


i beg comot for my face. . .na yeye sisters full una church.
that lips we be like say u kiss the back of pot na him them dey die for. . .

see as the thing be like pormo

yeye . . . . . . . .

lips look like he scrubbed it against a charcoal blackboard.

my guy abeg take over the pastors position, abi? lip gloss just they mara the sisters. maybe God sent u to all the sisters one by one. i beg deliver ur message one by one no dull ur self

It will make sense to combine Jokes and romance sections nowadays.
NL breeds clowns!
what a nice pix,

is it only me dat noticed, that the guy looks gay in his profile picture.

or when did straight guys pout in pictures


_{only on nairaland, wonders shall never cease}

I don die o

@poster
get a life

This is really funny. Couldn't help but laugh my eyes off! I ran to his profile picutre to look at the 'sexy lips' and all I could see was an oversized nose! 

My gosh, what church do you attend bro? what kind of sisters are there and who is your pastor? I'm beginning to suspect that guy has gay tendencies! 

Sorry buddy, didn't mean to hurt to feelings, really think this thread should be in the joke session, maybe it wouldn't have been so funny.

i don laugh tire 2day. sexy lips ko! sexy lips ni! what are we supposed to call this,some 1 will just come and throw one thing for people to , is this supposed to be in romance?gay imean, guy, you got what you bargained for.work on yourself abeg.you are really funny