You're d most beautiful thing i've ever seen. Would u gimme a chance to love you?

OMG
the chick has lost its mother! if all these comments are not true, why has no girl advanced forward to tell us that these aint true of most Ngerian girls. sometimes i weep for womanhood. that gender which holds much of a treasure is now awash with...........omg.
mother earth, save your daughters.

'I love your shoe'
Girls wear sick shoes these days



Btw all these lines are wack! But I had fun reading tho...

binger: 'Nice legs...when do they open?'

hahahah lwkmd, chai mehn u cracked me

Dondav: LOL! This is 2013.. No one's got time for some damn words...! I've actually f*cked a girl without saying a damn thing to her.
NB: This doesn't mean that she was cheap, She Probably Upgraded.

Ashawo i guess

Jasmine Jetz: Am really getting tired of guys ranting about naija girls and their love for money. Who doesn't like money? The painful thing is that 99 percent of the guys talking have no money or even a bank account. A guy who gives me that line about giving him my account number or him giving me his atm pin will get something nasty for me. Even listing your dumb assets and family history, where you work in,blah,blah,blah. Get a life! When did that play start? Are we mates? All this lines suck bigtime, what works for me? Nothing! Guys and their lines don't get to me a bit! Hate compliments and flattering! And those dumb lines!

y d vexation na?

Jasmine Jetz: Am really getting tired of guys ranting about naija girls and their love for money. Who doesn't like money? The painful thing is that 99 percent of the guys talking have no money or even a bank account. A guy who gives me that line about giving him my account number or him giving me his atm pin will get something nasty for me. Even listing your dumb assets and family history, where you work in,blah,blah,blah. Get a life! When did that play start? Are we mates? All this lines suck bigtime, what works for me? Nothing! Guys and their lines don't get to me a bit! Hate compliments and flattering! And those dumb lines!

r u sure? Coz u might be somewhat very far from the truth, what will u do if u found out that the money used by the guy whom u roll out isnt pure? Wil u stop dating him? Or ....coz, av seen gurls, who knw that their guys r cultist, even at times knw that they do shady stuff like stealing to spend on them, yet they stick to em like glue, u might nt be like them, buh how far r u frm the truth, me reali dnt knw.

binger: 'Nice legs...when do they open?'

"Same time as I pull this trigger..."

Fast n Furious 5

ALL I WANT IS YOUR WAIST.......

"i wanna kiss ur LIPS ... the pink 1s between your HIPS".
-r.i.p 2 Notorious B.I.G-

U'r d egg in ma eggroll witout u,m just a puffpuff

D most romantic statement u can tell ur girlfriend is: "I received some amount from my dad yesterday, and i want to give them al to you to go shopping." I'm very sure, her reply will be: "Wow! That's Y I Love You" followed by hugging u, den to d bed to do dat thing.

Jasmine Jetz: Am really getting tired of guys ranting about naija girls and their love for money. Who doesn't like money? The painful thing is that 99 percent of the guys talking have no money or even a bank account. A guy who gives me that line about giving him my account number or him giving me his atm pin will get something nasty for me. Even listing your dumb assets and family history, where you work in,blah,blah,blah. Get a life! When did that play start? Are we mates? All this lines suck bigtime, what works for me? Nothing! Guys and their lines don't get to me a bit! Hate compliments and flattering! And those dumb lines!

Are you lesbian?

Btw all these lines are wack! But I had fun reading tho...[/quote]
Kpako bt ur bst sport na golf... Who u dey form for?

Bolushalom: I'm a Nigerian babe, and i dont think asking me for my account number or asking me to marry you or every other thing u guys mentiond is d most romantic statement a guy can tell me...so y'all wrong!!

story! Story!!
Once upon a time.
Shey na Deeper-Life church u dey go?

So whats ur fantasy?

badooo :

Are you lesbian?

No,am straight,any other question?

ortopazz:

r u sure? Coz u might be somewhat very far from the truth, what will u do if u found out that the money used by the guy whom u roll out isnt pure? Wil u stop dating him? Or ....coz, av seen gurls, who knw that their guys r cultist, even at times knw that they do shady stuff like stealing to spend on them, yet they stick to em like glue, u might nt be like them, buh how far r u frm the truth, me reali dnt knw.

That's those girls cup of tea, they know what they are in for and what they are bound to gain. I can't imagine myself in that scenario,cuz it won't happen!

You can go resume @ the company today

Baby i think i love u, but am not sure;(

After you baby,d next woman i will ever tell i love you will by our daughter.Isnt dat romantic?

olsmade: Yall talking bout girls worshipping money, u shd check who u roll with. There are a lot of Nigerian girls out there that aint gold diggers.

i hav saw d acct number u send to me..is it eco or gt bank?

Hey ladies, I am a millionaire by day, and a billionaire by night.

OR your "kinda" cute.

Dondav: Can a good Samaritan pls point me to where Onila or Cindyrella lives? Thank You. I'm willing to pay triple the Imo state bride price.

How much is that?

d only perfect thing in my life is u..

How much do you need?

Most romantic thing for me would be, "kandii, today is your day. Anything you want and need I will get it. Shoes, clothes, dog, giftcard for a boob job after bweastfeeding, yacht, mansion, anything baby, anything. "

I dream of this person everyday, still waiting but I know the day is coming sha.

Sike: How much do you need?

lol, your crazy!

badooo :

Are you lesbian?

no mind dat stone hearted b1tch!

Jasmine Jetz: No,am straight,any other question?

are u sure dat d acct number is correct?cheak wel,becouse i wil send d stuff on monday,u most chop my money!