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The Interview Dialogue by mAdBulleT(m): 4:58pm On Jan 06, 2013
OFFICER:- what is your name?

CANDIDATE:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- tell me properly!

CANDIDATE:- Michael Peter sir

OFFICER:- your father's name?

CANDIDATE:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

CANDIDATE:- Moses Peter sir

OFFICER:- your native place?

CANDIDATE: M.P sir

OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?

CANDIDATE:- No, Minna Port sir

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

CANDIDATE:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!

CANDIDATE:- Metric Pass

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

CANDIDATE:- M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

CANDIDATE:- Money Problem sir

OFFICER:- what is your personality?

CANDIDATE:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- would you explain urself and stop wasting my time?

CANDIDATE:- Monacrotic Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

CANDIDATE:- sir, how's my M.P?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

CANDIDATE:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- M.P !

CANDIDATE:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!

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Re: The Interview Dialogue by soloqy: 10:38am On Jan 07, 2013
Lol, its funny but it should be in the jokes section
Re: The Interview Dialogue by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:30pm On Jan 07, 2013
Its funny bt I hav read it b/4

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