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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Okijajuju1(m): 2:30pm On Jan 07, 2013
If you suffer all the events you see in this video clip, then somebody in your village is using your picture to fan firewood

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by GentleNaaz(m): 2:32pm On Jan 07, 2013
WAYS 2 KNW IF U R REALLY COSD
1. Ech time u wants 2 kpekus ur girl hu hs chnce 4 dat only 1 hr in 1 month, ur neighbours keep nokn.
2. U hv no money 2 eat n u go 2 a wedn. Dy share food so teh e reach d nxt pesn b4 u, food cum finish
3. If u r nt a christain, u r cos 4 life, esp wn u r a muslim
4. Ntn gud comes ur way
5. Non of ur plans hs eva work
6. U hv stayd single 4 abt 3 yrs. Nt because u wantd 2 but cos u r nt atractd 2 any pesn
7. All ur friends r nt comfortable wt u
8. Ntn works 4 u in life

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Laitesmart(m): 2:33pm On Jan 07, 2013
Chanchit:


U that u r talking, has ur thread made the fp..? Cos I jst checked ur profile n with what I saw, I'm not sure.
How dare you address NL best joke poster of the year like that?

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by gen2briz(m): 2:35pm On Jan 07, 2013
If u'r in a dream nd u see urself in a DANA aircraft..
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Bolarge1(m): 2:37pm On Jan 07, 2013
IN A PARTY THEY ARE SERVING SURVENIERS WHEN IT GET TO YOUR TURN IT HAS FINISHED AND WHEN THEY ARE SERVING TOOTH PICK THEY STARTED FROM YOUR SIDE.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Laitesmart(m): 2:38pm On Jan 07, 2013
Your own don finish if the girl you wan marry is the only daughter of Mario Balotelli...
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by seedord247(m): 2:39pm On Jan 07, 2013
If you are a single lady of 30 and above and your BB status is single things. (Edo witches are following you.) grin

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by TableLeg(m): 2:41pm On Jan 07, 2013
seedord247: If you are a single lady of 30 and above and your BB status is single things. (Edo witches are following you.) grin
grin
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jan 07, 2013
1) when you write JAMB 3 times in 3 different locations and your results keep getting seized
2) when you go for a job interview and the interviewer is an ex-whatever whom you mis-treated
3) when your oga's wife is the main determinant to promotion in your workplace

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by cockte(f): 2:44pm On Jan 07, 2013
If u dey Bleep babe n she shits on d bed

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by kirian202: 2:44pm On Jan 07, 2013
If u are citizen of a country were arm robbery,kidnapping,bribery,corruption,high rate of unemployment,terrorist (aka B.H), And u are hoping dat one day e go better u are dat THING
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Nobody: 2:45pm On Jan 07, 2013
seedord247: If you are a single lady of 30 and above and your BB status is single things. (Edo witches are following you.) grin
If your a guy above 28 and you dont have a job paying more than 150k a month.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by TableLeg(m): 2:46pm On Jan 07, 2013
math-diva:

If your a guy above 28 and you dont have a job paying more than 150k a month.
Are you 30 and above? #Justasking undecided

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jan 07, 2013
Olodo 1: When your first post earn you a ban.
that's nothing.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by samwash(m): 2:56pm On Jan 07, 2013
When u have been looking 4 job 4 d past 10yrs and u finally got it and u were told 2 bring ur credentials d next day and ur house got fire,everything was burnt down. I saw a guy crying yesterday that's wot happend to him,before he came back 4rm church yesterday d house he rented got fire and everything brunt down and he was to submit his credentials today. After 10yrs of job searching.Is he not really cursed?

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by seedord247(m): 3:00pm On Jan 07, 2013
math-diva:

If your a guy above 28 and you dont have a job paying more than 150k a month.

Senseless grin

Table Leg :

Are you 30 and above? #Justasking undecided

She's in her middle 30's. grin

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Nobody: 3:00pm On Jan 07, 2013
early 50's
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Nobody: 3:00pm On Jan 07, 2013
nollywood20: If suddenly your mojo goes limp at the point of entering a hot va-gi-na.
Or you cannot ejaculate as your mojo keeps erect for over one hour.grin
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jan 07, 2013
nollywood20: If suddenly your mojo goes limp at the point of entering a hot va-gi-na.
Or you cannot ejaculate as your mojo keeps erect for over one hour.grin
who be this one? Yeye sch boi.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Kslib(m): 3:05pm On Jan 07, 2013
IF YOU CRACK YOUR MOST FUNNIEST JOKE AND STIIL YOU NO GET EVEN ONE LIKE....
...IF YOU REMAIN VIRGIN TILL MARRIAGE,AND IMMIDIATELY YOU WAN PUT YOUR KOBOKO INSIDE YOUR WIFE KPEKUS ON THE WEDDING NIGHT,WORLD JUST END.. Just know say GOD been dey target you since the time of noah

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:06pm On Jan 07, 2013
Laitesmart:
How dare you address NL best joke poster of the year like that?
laitesmart,don't mind them,just note down their names

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by sharubutu(m): 3:08pm On Jan 07, 2013
math-diva:

If your a guy above 28 and you dont have a job paying more than 150k a month.

eyaaa. Nw I can see why y.. are still single @ 35. Better say yes to Danjuma plumber that has been proposing, instead of waiting 4 a guy that earns 150k nd above. You go wait tayaaaa.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by monsterg(m): 3:10pm On Jan 07, 2013
If you keep psychin a girl who turns out to be a wife of ur family member.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by bunmioguns(m): 3:14pm On Jan 07, 2013
Chanchit:


U that u r talking, has ur thread made the fp..? Cos I jst checked ur profile n with what I saw, I'm not sure.


Mumu, na me do you? tongue

https://www.nairaland.com/832178/back-days-xmas-special



https://www.nairaland.com/1122792/how-many-faces-see-picture
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by sharubutu(m): 3:15pm On Jan 07, 2013
If u dialed ur nmb on ur girl's phone to knw what she saved ur nmb with nd what u see is BOKO HARAM 10
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by yeye4live(m): 3:16pm On Jan 07, 2013
If u dey check nairaland vancay section for 2yrs on d role n stil no get job dier
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by YuzedoII: 3:16pm On Jan 07, 2013
girl king: ....if u are jobless and dry and you always start dump threats to waste other peoples time. I didn't call any name º°˚ grin

If your English be like dis, you are DEFINITEly CURSED (or Coursed).. undecided

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by bunmioguns(m): 3:17pm On Jan 07, 2013
Laitesmart:
How dare you address NL best joke poster of the year like that?


cheesy cheesy . .no mind am. . .he is a fwucking newbie grin grin grin
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jan 07, 2013
You are cursed when its your first time on an airplane and the annoucement came that the landing tyres has a fault, and the plane keeps going round and round in the air without landing.

Or when you have a running stomach on a job interview after 5yrs of searching

Or when your car stops on the road due to fuel shortage especially when you've used your last kobo impressing the babe.....

Lol

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by sped1oro(m): 3:23pm On Jan 07, 2013
when u win election in naija and result is annulled even before d election
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Karleb(m): 3:37pm On Jan 07, 2013
When u spend ur salary on a gal at chicken republic and u take her home only for her to say sorry honey am on my period.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by basty: 3:43pm On Jan 07, 2013
nairaland has lost its savour. What a nonsense headline?

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