A 50-year-old Thai man developed cancer in his genitals, after he injected himself with olive oil to enlarge his penis. He required emergency surgery to remove his genitals to stop cancer spreading. He had been injecting his penis with olive oil over a number of years and it had become infected which caused the cancer.

The un-named man had injected his penis with olive oil in a bid to make it bigger. The procedure is quite common in Thailand, other substances also used include;

Read more: http://isodux.com/attempt-to-enlarge-penis-with-olive-oil-causes-man-to-lose-his-genitals/

I guess he now knows which is better between small bloukous and no bloukous.

slimyem: I guess he now knows which is better between small bloukous and no bloukous.

pls, dont kill me, i almost fall from d chair while laughing.

"Gamby" asks:

Which wan come be 'cores' ah-gain?
Some BUSHMEATS dey run this NL sha!
Mu he he he he he
LWKMD!!!!

A 50 yrs old man, still want joystick enlargement, na wa o, he learnt his lesson in a hard way. In his next life(if there is), he will learn to be contempted with whatever he has.

Gambrosia: "Gamby" asks:

Which wan come be 'cores' ah-gain?

chaircover: I know what joystick is but please what is cores?

Cores na Pehnis..abi una nor know that one again?

Funny how this "nairaland auto-correct" machine works!! Cores ko.....Koko ni.
Lwkmd!!!!

When did Penis change? Is Vagina and orgasm still the same?
testing testing

Slimyem, cores isnt joystick. We have to find out what 'cores' is.

Uhhm.

thought I was the only one that had no idea what the hell that word meant . There was even a time I spent almost the whole day brainstorming what it could possibly mean . The Bingo the answer came to me right out of the blues. Cores=G(e)nitals .
Nl word filters, una no try o

All to impress the ladies...

Royal Roy: Funny how this "nairaland auto-correct" machine works!! Cores ko.....Koko ni.
Lwkmd!!!!

i think someone should sit seun down and tell him his ideas concerning this autocorrect ish is laughable! cores? womanliness? joystick? heavenly feeling? so crass and razz. the mods should take some blame here too for not speaking out on improving the forum. if seun does not want some certain words because of his partnership with google n co, i can understand that but there are ways of going about it.

autocorrect

pénis = p*nis
orgäsm = org*sm
fück = f*#k
and so on and so forth - this looks a bit better instead of razz words like cores and behindbased. what the heck!!!

coogar:

i think someone should sit seun down and tell him his ideas concerning this autocorrect ish is laughable! cores? womanliness? joystick? heavenly feeling? so crass and razz. the mods should take some blame here too for not speaking out on improving the forum. if seun does not want some certain words because of his partnership with google n co, i can understand that but there are ways of going about it.

autocorrect

pénis = p*nis
orgäsm = org*sm
fück = f*#k
and so on and so forth - this looks a bit better instead of razz words like cores and behindbased. what the heck!!!

Behind based is the most hilarious of them all!

ileobatojo:
Behind based is the most hilarious of them all!

you haven't seen anything yet....
what about "cradle robber"? seun sat down and thought a pedöphile is a cradle robber!! somebody should bring wole soyinka here and make him convince me those 2 words have any similarity. cradle robber?

coogar:

you haven't seen anything yet....
what about "cradle robber"? seun sat down and thought a pedöphile is a cradle robber!! somebody should bring wole soyinka here and make him convince me those 2 words have any similarity. cradle robber?

Cradle robber/cradle snatcher as in people that like to date/'be intimate' with those much younger than they; it works for p*edophile if one must find an alternative. More importantly, why does the word p*edophile need to be censored? Is it vulgar? What is this google partnership thing about?

ileobatojo:

Cradle robber/cradle snatcher as in people that like to date/'be intimate' with those much younger than they; it works for p*edophile if one must find an alternative. More importantly, why does the word p*edophile need to be censored? Is it vulgar? What is this google partnership thing about?

google is the search engine on the forum...and they don't want their brand to be tarnished on a site where vulgar words are thrown freely. one can understand that but then there are ways these words can be dealt with. international sites or magazines like GQ, Ebony, etc use astericks, dollar/pound signs to replace some certain letters in the vulgar words and the matter is closed. pedöphile isn't vulgar in the real world but it is vulgar on NL.

nipplës = unmentionables. - i suspect sisikill - she is the only one with such humour - seun must have given her the autocorrect contract! unmentionables ko, unmutterable ni.

coogar:

google is the search engine on the forum...and they don't want their brand to be tarnished on a site where vulgar words are thrown freely. one can understand that but then there are ways these words can be dealt with. international sites or magazines like GQ, Ebony, etc use astericks, dollar/pound signs to replace some certain letters in the vulgar words and the matter is closed. pedöphile isn't vulgar in the real world but it is vulgar on NL.

nipplës = unmentionables. - i suspect sisikill - she is the only one with such humour - seun must have given her the autocorrect contract! unmentionables ko, unmutterable ni.

Unmentionables?! DIdn't even know of that one. You're right though, whoever did it has to be quite mischievous. Amusing themselves while the rest of us wallow in annoyance!

coogar:

i think someone should sit seun down and tell him his ideas concerning this autocorrect ish is laughable! cores? womanliness? joystick? heavenly feeling? so crass and razz. the mods should take some blame here too for not speaking out on improving the forum. if seun does not want some certain words because of his partnership with google n co, i can understand that but there are ways of going about it.

autocorrect

pénis = p*nis
orgäsm = org*sm
fück = f*#k
and so on and so forth - this looks a bit better instead of razz words like cores and behindbased. what the heck!!!

Leave the Ota boy alone...he has his own dictionary.

denzel2009:
Leave the Ota boy alone...he has his own dictionary.

seun is from ota? no wonder - obasanjo must have had a hand in the autocorrect business.

ileobatojo:
Unmentionables?! DIdn't even know of that one. You're right though, whoever did it has to be quite mischievous. Amusing themselves while the rest of us wallow in annoyance!

Genitals
Genital
Genitals

True Dom!
@Genita:ls = Cores!

Bia Coogar, have we seen this year?
Common, come and give me a hug

Odunnu: Bia Coogar, have we seen this year?
Common, come and give me a hug

a hug? i was expecting more from you......
i am disappointed!

It always starts with a hug baby, then your genitals or your dick would give next directions

Odunnu: It always starts with a hug baby, then your genitals or your dick would give next directions

i hate hugs......
i don't start from the lower plane to the higher level, it's the reverse for me. i start from the top to the lower level. odunnu, for the 2nd time, i am disappointed.

Dont put me on the defensive, Mister!
Its you who should have looked out for me.
Now i'm disappointed in you too

Odunnu:
Dont put me on the defensive, Mister!
Its you who should have looked out for me.
Now i'm disappointed in you too

just so you know - there won't be a christmas hamper for you this year.

coogar:

just so you know - there won't be a christmas hamper for you this year.

Never say never baby!
After a few hours of youknowwhat with me, you will will everything to me including your cores. I'll get you when I want to.