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| Who Said Women Aren't Clever by silky(m): 10:03am On Apr 28, 2006 |
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by Ddii(f): 10:09am On Apr 28, 2006 |
this is evil, ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa  nice one 'though ! |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by Z4M4eva(f): 10:20am On Apr 28, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by dm(m): 10:36am On Apr 28, 2006 |
 okay funny sha,  |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by diddy4(m): 6:28pm On Apr 28, 2006 |
i have learnt alot about women here. thanks for the posting. nice one. |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by Ynotme: 2:56pm On Nov 13, 2008 |
na who no trust them |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by princesa(f): 1:10pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
thats my kind of lady |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by mykali(m): 1:57pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
women are wiked. cheiii. thank jah i aint married nor engaged.  |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by princesa(f): 1:59pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
because you aint got no dough  |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by CuteAngel(f): 5:00pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
Because u are afraid of us |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by sylve11: 6:06pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
princesa: very close to the truth for the first time like captain romain always do  |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by Gabry(f): 3:34am On Nov 16, 2008 |
suki suki |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by sexyLeamon(f): 8:43am On Nov 16, 2008 |
@poster nice |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by Gabry(f): 8:44am On Nov 16, 2008 |
I havent read it yet. . .  |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by sexyLeamon(f): 8:58am On Nov 16, 2008 |
Lmao
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| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by Gabry(f): 9:06am On Nov 16, 2008 |
I need ma choc milk this instance! |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by dani1luv: 12:01pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
lmao ;d |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by Bbeee: 12:07pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
:d :d :d |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by Magnate021(m): 11:25pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
nice one! |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by Raysima(f): 4:25am On Nov 17, 2008 |
@topic. . wow. . smart a$$ woman  |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by DoubleN(m): 5:59am On Nov 17, 2008 |
HA! Typical Woman for you |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by TOYOSI20(f): 6:41am On Nov 17, 2008 |
lol, too funny |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by clemcykul(f): 10:34am On Nov 17, 2008 |
*laffs* |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by Ephramed(m): 3:46pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Going by this mild heartache then the husband wont have any.cos it will be mild....mild..... it will be negligible |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by NETCEO(m): 6:49am On Jul 08, 2014 |
[color=#550000][/color]lols, women and their palaver, i dn tire for them o |
| Re: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by NETCEO(m): 6:50am On Jul 08, 2014 |
[color=#550000][/color] lols, women and their palaver, i dn tire for them o |
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