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Systems Failure by silky(m): 10:35am On Apr 28, 2006
A TRUE story from the helpline of a major computer manufacturer:

Computer Assistant: "May I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

Computer Assistant: "What sort of trouble?"
"Well I was just typing along and all of a sudden the words went away."

Computer Assistant: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."

Computer Assistant: "Hmm, So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."

Computer Assistant: "Can you see the C prompt on the screen?"
Caller: "What's a C prompt?"

Computer Assistant: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor. It won't accept anything I type."

Computer Assistant: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"

Computer Assistant: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a T.V. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's switched on?"
Caller: "I don't know."

Computer Assistant: "Well then, just look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
Caller: "No it's too dark in here."

Computer Assistant: "Dark?"
Caller: "Yes, the office light is off so the only light I have is what's coming in the window."

Computer Assistant: "Well you'd better turn on the office light, then."
Caller: "I can't."

Computer Assistant: "Why not?"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."

Computer Assistant: "A power , a power failure? Aha, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes, manuals and packing stuff that the computer came in?"
Caller: "Well, yes - I keep them in the closet."

Computer Assistant: "That's good. Go and get them and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"

Computer Assistant: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then. I suppose. What do I tell them?"

Computer Assistant: "Tell them you're too f****** stupid to own a computer."
Re: Systems Failure by Z4M4eva(f): 10:37am On Apr 28, 2006
l.o.l
Re: Systems Failure by dm(m): 10:39am On Apr 28, 2006
grin grin grin this is tha illest shocked shocked shocked
Re: Systems Failure by micklplus(m): 1:56pm On Apr 28, 2006
the guy na really mumu
Re: Systems Failure by diddy4(m): 10:24pm On Apr 28, 2006
his gonna get bitch slpped if he returns that pc. what a jerk.
Re: Systems Failure by kellygirl(f): 12:20pm On Apr 29, 2006
wow cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy i can't stop laughing cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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