U just called her a mad woman, nd mad people do things without reason most of the times, that's why they are mad. You were just unfortunate

Sweetcollins: I was on a traffic waiting for g green light last week When suddenly, a reckless driver who bit traffic lost control and smashed a bike man just in front of me breaking my tranfugator lights as well as crushing my bonnet...it was really weird. One needs to pray hard

It wasn't weird, it's called an ACCIDENT.

[quote
author=flow1759]STILL ON D MADNESS ISSUE
My own is dat i wasn't driving but walking in a market place all of a
sudden nahim madman come HUG me oooh, NYAMA if u c d kin smell wey comot
4 him body? No b dat one pain me pass sef na d way market women begin
laf me. Omo dat 4 seconds hug was like 4 seconds in hell. If u c as i
use soap(almost finish one bar soap) and new sponge almost tear my skin
comot wen i reach house. D T shirt i wore dat day ehnn, 4get i no wear
am again as i just land am 4 dustbin. Till today i still dey reason
wetin make d madman hug me dat day oh[/quote]


I dey laugh tear dey commot my face. omo na serious issue ooo.

years ago..we were coming back from the village after the xmas celebs, my dad was cruising his 504 when out of nowhere. a huge bush pigeon hit the windscreen and fell down by the rd side...we were all startled, my mom wanted my dad 2 stop n pick the bush meat...lol, my dad refused.........now that am older i realize the sense in my dads refusal....then i wasnt too happy with my dad 4 denying us of some tasty bush meat!...lmao

l rmba travelling 4rm lagos to my village in Imo state a few yrs ago, all of a sudden a tyre detached 4rm a car in motion and started bouncing on the road. The driver managed to control d car tho. Till 2day. That incident still baffles me

driving on slaughter bridge in ph, one day...back then when bikes were allowed, i observed the bike infront of me swerve suddenly...was really puzzled cos i cudnt see any car ahead...as the bike swerved out of the way...lo n behold i saw a tyre + rim rolling towards me at full speed..i didnt hv space nor time to swerve...but luckily for me..had just installed brush bar on my car then...that metal protector then took the brunt of the impact... ..i then stopped..checked my car no damage..i moved..ahead..i could see a car with 3 wheels!!........it appears the tyre pulled out from the car at high speed

There was a time, i was maybe 9 or 10. I was walking down the road after running an errand. I was with my sister. As we were walking, i heard someone from behind say "Fine Girl" and then i received a very dirty slap. I was so confused until i realised that it was the conductor in a bus that had just picked up passengers and was driving past. Apparently, the guy tried to touch my face from the bus but because they were moving fast, the velocity turned it to a slap.

I can't ever forget that day as it was my first slap and last slap ever in my life.

mine was at Ibadan in 2008. was coming from beere,heading towards olunde,and the small buses I boarded was cramped.I couldn't wait for the front passenger to alight so I can change position being on the big side. when we got to academy bridge,the front passenger said she wants to alight.before the bus could stop,out of nowhere,a mad cow that broke free from where it was tied charged towards the bus with his pointed horns piercing the front windscreen. I still can't remember how I alighted from the bus that night.but I remember I trekked from academy to olunde.didn't even see conductor talk less of collecting change.