Ran into one of my secondary school teachers recently and the first thing I remembered about him was what we nicknamed him as then.
He was my Introductory Technology teacher but we had consantly heard rumours he sleeps with some girls in the Intro tech lab so we started calling him "Intro-bosi". "bosi" means ......
We called him that amongst ourselves for so long but i don't think he ever found out.

There was another teacher-female.
Someone was reading a literature text(can't remember the book) to the class,couldn't pronounce a certain name in it and she helped pronounce it as "Chichidodo".It was funny and it became her nickname from that moment.

Relive your memories..

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I had a Deputy Principal we called Papa Ajasco. His head has the same physical characteristics. Baldness.

We called our Geopgraphy Teacher "Pluto" and our Physics teacher "Vampiro". Dang that guy's face is always squeezed

Our Physics teacher was 'codenamed' Baygon, anytime he talks, the odour that comes from his mouth can wake a dead cop, if the guy come near u for class,ur own don be

ogbeche77: Our Physics teacher was 'codenamed' Baygon, anytime he talks, the odour that comes from his mouth can wake a dead cop, if the guy come near u for class,ur own don be

lmao..

My Biology Teacher was nick-named Mr. Ojuyobo, because of his big eyeballs.

*Who needs Telescope with Mr. John's eyeballs in that socket*

MMMW (Man Make Man Wicked) my agrict teacher in secondary school, he actually chose the name himself

During my secondary school days, we give one of our Agric teacher (IJELE meaning the big masquerade) any-time we sight the man coming, you go see guys on the run very heartless.

My examiner was call 50 cent because, he tax all the student 50 Naira.

we used to have a teacher who wore undersized trousers that were not long enough and always had his socks showing so we nicknamed him "michael jackson"

There was this lady in my high school days, she was so slim and beautiful. and everything about her depicts the attitude of miss pepeye in papa AJasco

Na since them, we come de call her that Name, and it was so popular among student that majority don't even know her real name.

but if she hear am for your mouth, na die ooo. you go cut grass so tay your back go break

We gave our physics teacher "bowlegelege",my agric teacher "irrigation" bcs weneva he talks,d ppl standin close 2 him are baffd wit his saliva,my principal was cald "7 litres" bcs she was/is busty

Iya Jesu!

Am tired of this old woman... She is one of those BORN AGAIN! and used to their Plaiting Skirt and Blouse.. also fond of one saying 'I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE' Whenever we are on HOT SIT....

Our Head-teacher's shoes dey always open mouth like say he Wan spit fire so we named him "DRAGON"

Reyspin: Our Head-teacher's shoes dey always open mouth like say he Wan spit fire so we named him "DRAGON"

lmao

My Biology Teacher: Fry Pan - Cos she had a flat chest and butt

My Govt Teacher: Popo - His name was Mr. Popoola

My Principal: Miss World - Cos she had dis gait like she was in a beauty pageant

One of my Mathematics Teachers was called Pampers cos he butt always looked like he had Diapers on

We had a teacher we called "Chopper" because he was rumoured to have had a vasectomy.

when i was in jss3 and we are about to write our junior waec one of our teacher was advicing us and she tell "them may say" meaning the question can come this way or that way and my own mummy is call iya yoruba

our Maths teacher then was nicknamed "OCTAGONAL" due to the irregular shape of his head.

ours was a certain Mr Ade of Wuse 1 Primary school Abuja, damn! that man can flog
We nick named him Mr RED eye. Choi!! hin eyes durty welli well no be small!

Our teachers had real weird and funny names...
Aunty Aka (hand)

Aunty Ukwu(Leg)

Uncle Egbe(kite)

Uncle Agu(tiger)if this guy flogs u ehh,u'd have memory loss

Aunty Egenti(someone who doesn't hear)

Uncle Iloabanafo (dis one na long tin)

Uncle Abunamaso (don't spit at me)

My favorite was Uncle Jamueze (show me your teeth )

And NO, these were not nick names but their real surnames. Can't remember all the subjects they taught jare. Its been a long while

Had this intro tech teacher in js2 we used to call "boring tools' cos that was the topic he thought us and damn!! was that guy booooring. I remember waking up during one of his classes and i was the only one awake. And the guy was still there teaching oh!!!

We nicknamed a math teacher SIR PUNCH, because he rarely uses anything other than his fist to hit on students when punishing. It was an all male skl though.

Called our English teacher 'hanger',cos she always hangs her shoulders while walking...Called our Agric. Sc teacher 'Bulldog',the man face ugly die

Our economics teacher was nicknamed bulldog, because of his face...his cheeks looked like that of the bulldog and he was always shouting.....the chemistry teacher was nicknamed apparatus....after he pronounced it as app-ar-atos....the geography teacher was nicknamed mr.boolala (i dunno why they called him that)....the bus driver was nicknamed bluetooth....cos he had a single brown tooth which was very visible....the accounts teacher (a female) had many nicks....mma willie (i dunno why they called her that), ed paid the debt (after a shorthand class in JS3), who does that (after someone threw something in her class, she asked "who does that?" and many others sha...

My agric teacher was called uncle rock because d guy get rock hard attitude to students. No jokin.

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laugh don finish me here una no go kill person ooo

My Math teacher is a very tall person so tay if he wan enter any class he go need to bend small and he can flog e.So we nickname am ORIKANCIELING

I gave dem a lot of names. Nw I wonder wat my students call me