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A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital by ashson: 2:45am On Jan 24, 2013
A Journalist to a Doctor of a mental hospital & the following conversation ensued:

JOURNALIST: How do you determine to admit a patient or not?

DOCTOR: Well, we first fill a bathtub with water till the top. We then give a teaspoon, a glass cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub.

JOURNALIST: Obviously a normal person would use the BUCKET because it's bigger.

DOCTOR: No, you're stupid! A normal person would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this idiot in Ward 7!!!

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Re: A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital by Nobody: 4:15am On Jan 24, 2013
grin
Re: A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital by vallycan: 7:18am On Jan 24, 2013
Lol....s so i cud b a patient d day i visit d psychiatrist:
Re: A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital by vallycan: 7:19am On Jan 24, 2013
Lol....s so i cud b a patient d day i visit d psychiatrist: grin
Re: A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital by Hardeybympeh(f): 1:09pm On Jan 24, 2013
vallycan: Lol....s so i cud b a patient d day i visit d psychiatrist: grin

LWKMD
Re: A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital by ashson: 3:25pm On Jan 24, 2013
vallycan: Lol....s so i cud b a patient d day i visit d psychiatrist: grin
just b careful kawai

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