Killing English... Long hai par Read It

1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ? "

2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dust bin!!!"

3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.."

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

... 5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches... Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down.....

6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then She Said "
Why Is Fan Not Oning" (Ing Form Of On)

7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!

8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College"

9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"

10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us... "My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter"

13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially Mother And Father

14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!"

15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You Understand.
Computer How Understand??

16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

18. Teacher To Students:don't Spit Outside, The Understanding People Will Suffer

19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl :

Open the window and let the climate jump in.

C how ha eyes is entering my food

Anytime I see that beautiful girl, my eyes is always pushing me.

I feel like drinking gaari. As I am typing this, afraid is catching so mods no go ban me.

You fit can't get banned...!!!

poster, you didn't tell me Patience was your mom?

Confused apprentice say " I have pressing this clothes for 2 years before I realize Oga is suffered me"

Excuse me ma,this boy throw water mouth on me

Teacher;who are those
Student;those they are

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instead of u to be counting your book....... u are bisi killing noise here
u want me to cultivate ur name to the principle abi??
oya enter your shoe and follow me!

shut up, ur father told me u r a TWINS

pupil to teacher----- aunty adaobi is doing kpas kpas with chewing gum.

A corper reportin 2 a principal dat d student was cut sheetin in d exam hall

All of u sleeping twice by twice, come down each by each..

She is shying

Your shying shying is too much

me i can not come and go and talk anyhow here..

He is at the mouth of the gate



I see you here, I see you there are you twice?

As I was coming from church today, I saw this advert on a Billboard:
"You want edible pictures?
Patronise us. Printing is less cheaper than you can expect."
I almost had an heart attack!

1. Dont try 2 talk infront of my back!

2. Can i borrow ur red pen wit any colors.

3. Form a line in straight circle

4. Keep quiet,d principal just passed away (a
principal passing on a noisy class)

5. Welcme d arrival of d late mr. Smith
(welcming a late guest speaker)

6. I have 3 daughters, all are girls

7. Tomorrow call ur parents,especia­lly ur
mother nd father.

8. Behave d principal is rotating d college

9. Why does d tv nt oning (ing form of on)

10. My only aim in life is 2 study my son nd marry
my daughter.

11. Goodbye Nigeria im going 2 Lagos!

12. What is strong (wrong) with you?

bunmioguns: 1. Dont try 2 talk infront of my back!

2. Can i borrow ur red pen wit any colors.

3. Form a line in straight circle

4. Keep quiet,d principal just passed away (a
principal passing on a noisy class)

5. Welcme d arrival of d late mr. Smith
(welcming a late guest speaker)

6. I have 3 daughters, all are girls

7. Tomorrow call ur parents,especia­lly ur
mother nd father.

8. Behave d principal is rotating d college

9. Why does d tv nt oning (ing form of on)

10. My only aim in life is 2 study my son nd marry
my daughter.

11. Goodbye Nigeria im going 2 Lagos!

12. What is strong (wrong) with you?

13. Enter your shoe and get out of the sun

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