Chimeluv:
poor naija guyz wear expensive attire, using expensive phones, driving borrowed cars, yet no visible source of income.

julimax: Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone on foot referring to a person riding a bicycle as poor

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone who wont go to work but spend all his time in church fasting and praying, believing God for his double portion.

you see a guy in the passenger seat of a friends flashy car, that's when he greets everyone, even those he normally won't talk to just to attract attention.

Most guys don't carry umbrella, they refer to guys who do as 'jew' but when the rain starts they want to share the umbrella with the jew guy - same as raincoats

A girl claims she ate rice and chicken, then suddenly she throws up and we see long lumps of eba, ha! was there a mixup somewhere? Only here in Naija

'Remove this carton here!' what most people normally say when a particular car is causing holdup on the road. But what might interest you is that most of them don't even own a wheel barrow of their own

'come lets eat oh' someone is inviting you to eat with him but only brought the spoon he's using, you rather say thank you, if you bother to look for spoon....

Someone's office is just 4 blocks from his house, but he must drive his car there every day and battle with parking space, just so that his neighbors wont feel things are bad for him

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see a person buy a blackberry phone with his N50,000 salary and wont be able to load in N100 credit into the phone, not to talk of transport to work the next day

People borrow money and close the street to host party only to soak garri the next day [owambe]

These are just the few once i can put up now, i know you have some

victorian: With all the series of pages , about Nigerians attitude? What does it [b]shows u[/b]s about Nigerians?....

Which We all, knows its so clear and glaring.. Nija I hail thee

Kslib:
So you mean say,if americans begin curse the country while the government keeps working to make the country better,the country will not be better abi??
So if Nigerian government decide to be serious for once and start installing the neccessary infrastructures needed to give us 24hrs electricity,we will still be without light cos we ere cursing the country abi.. Nigerians do not abuse the country,they abuse the people incharge of the country.. So you mean say if all the insults stop,we go get 24hrs electricity,good roads,ordinary clean water,corruption free. justice for the victimised and our educational system go automatically behave... Wow!!!! So the solution to our problem is this simple.. Truckpusher,i swear you be genius.. You see,na genius like you suppose dey rule this country but over-employment wey yanfu yanfu everywhere don make you be TRUCKPUSHER.. I weep!!!!

#80million:
tryna keep up with the Jonesses.
*bullshyte*

tha_originator: Only in nigeria you'll see people pushing plane to start

sunny t: It boils down 2 mental insecurity, our parents were oppressed so dey trained us 2 be oppressive, nobody wants 2 be rejected so u do anytin 2 enforce acceptance nd loyalty frm people. Bt me o, dudes knw me, i dnt live 2 impress anybody, i dnt care abt hw u see me, if u like fly in d air, i no send u, im jst gona live my life wit contentment, God has given us so much 2 be grateful for

ayojosh2k: People Buy the things They dont need, with the money they dont have, to impress the people they dont like........What a life!!

Think About It !!!

julimax:
Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone who wont go to work but spend all his time in church fasting and praying, believing God for his double portion.

mallorca:


i dislike dat word those who follow English league,
we go beat una today,
wen we com una home last season we beat una silly,we dis we dat like say d club know say dem dey exist.

SEYI_KP: IS ONLY ON NAIRALAND U DIDN'T RECEIVE PRIZE 4 1ST TO COMMENT. 2. IT IS ONLY IN NIGERIA U SEE A LAME CRITISIZING SUPER EAGLE PLAYER OF MISSING A GOAL. 3. IT IS ONLY IN NIGERIA U SEE DIFFERENT KINDS OF ASSOCIATIONS E.G FREE READERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA 4. IT IS ONLY IN NIGERIA ARMED ROBBERS AND KIDNAPPERS WILL TELL U THEY ARE ALSO BUSINESS MEN. 5. IS ONLY IN NIGERIA WEHAVE DIFFERENT KINDS OF VISIONS,POINT, AND AGENDA SET BY OUR LEADERS E.G MILLINIUM GOAL, 7POINTS AGENDA, 5POINT AGENDA, VISION 2020,PROMISE OF STABLE ELECTRICITY FORMERLY DECEMBER 2012, NOW 2013 DECEMBER, LATER DECEMBER 2015, 6. IT IS ONLY IN NIGERIA U SEE JUNK JORNALISM E.G 50 PEOPLE SHARED A FISH HEAD AT POLICE COLLEGE. TONTO DIKEH POO INSIDE PIT LATREN, WHO WEAR IT BEST BETWEEN PASO AND OSUPA, IS US 1ST LADY HEAR STYLE HIT OR MISS, ALL THIS AND ALOT OF JUNKS MAKING IT TO FRONT PAGE ON NAIRALAND. 7. IS ONLY IN NIGERIA THAT OUR INDIGENIOUS LANGUAGE IS VANACULAR, 8. IS ONLY IN NIGERIA U SEE A PERSON DRIVIN CAR WITHOUT A/C AND HE STILL ROLL UP

Kslib:
Na wa oh.. This your own dry sotey d sweat wey dey my fore-head vanish.. Oh boy,this your own na drier...
Only in Nigeria person no fit post im own,but go dey critisize anoda person own as dry.. Eg... Myself.. Na wa oh..

Bobbysworld28: A lot of those things aren't only in Naija. Get ur facts right