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Two Lips And Seven Kisses by ThugLife1(m): 10:05pm On Mar 05, 2008
There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its average!"
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by kronkykay(m): 6:19am On Mar 06, 2008
nice
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by Teejay07(m): 7:07am On Mar 06, 2008
good one grin
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by segunpc(m): 8:28am On Mar 06, 2008
ok[b] wink[/b]
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by ituen(m): 5:27am On Mar 07, 2008
marketing at its best
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by clemcykul(f): 10:53am On Mar 07, 2008
now this is wat i cal a good joke grin i like it grin
grin
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Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by ThugLife1(m): 10:58pm On Mar 08, 2008
Thanx
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by TOYOSI20(f): 2:10am On Mar 09, 2008
Nice
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by kronkykay(m): 3:34am On Mar 09, 2008
@ ituen

how much u don market come out naaaa
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by jaymobb(m): 5:47am On Mar 09, 2008
;d
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by ituen(m): 5:24pm On Mar 09, 2008
ask my wives
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by delib: 5:27pm On Mar 09, 2008
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Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by tufe(m): 5:37pm On Mar 09, 2008
. . . no dey waste space
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by ThugLife1(m): 10:51pm On Mar 09, 2008
Who be this delib?
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by dups10(f): 12:17pm On Mar 10, 2008
nice one
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by nightnurse(f): 12:27pm On Mar 10, 2008
swt joke
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by tufe(m): 12:32pm On Mar 10, 2008
@thuggy

na one guy wey no just go allow person rest for this place.

anyway, as our fathers say. pikin wey no want make him mama sleep, him sef no go sleep
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by damn: 1:04pm On Mar 10, 2008
:oU try cool
keep doing this u will be a
WJU rep
World Jokers Union

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