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If U were In Akpors shoes what Would U Do? by Confirmbabe(f): 11:17am On Feb 02, 2013
Akpors tells a story about his 40th birthday.. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up dat morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife wud be pleasant and say "happy birthday" and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out she barely daid goodmorning let alone happy birthday, I thought well dats marriage for u, but the kids they will remember. My kids came trampling down d stairs to breakfast, ate dia breakfast and didn't say a word to me. So wen I made it out of house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Lucy said "goodmorning boss, and by the way happy birthday!" It felt a bit better knwing dat atleast someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about 1pm wen Lucy knocked on my door and said " Ɣou knw its such a beautiful outside and its ur birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just me and u." I said thanks Lucy, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go. We went to lunch but not where we'd usually go. Instead she took me to a quiet bristowit a private table. We had couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed my meal tremendously. On the way back to the office,Lucy said " u know its such a beautiful day, we don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" I replied wid, I suppose not. She said let's go to my apartment, its just around the corner. After arriving at her apartment Lucy turned to me and said "Boss if u don't mind, I'm gonna step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." Ok, I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes she came out carrying a huge birthday cake followed by my wife, kids,dozens of my friends and my co-workers. grin
Re: If U were In Akpors shoes what Would U Do? by mysticgal(f): 11:53am On Feb 02, 2013
gal i think u forgot something.....thats akpors was anxious and he undressed.
Re: If U were In Akpors shoes what Would U Do? by blit: 9:48pm On Feb 02, 2013
foolish akpos,y did he even accept going to lucys place?

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