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9ja Husbands R Mean & Cool. by busmagnate: 5:36pm On Feb 07, 2013
9ja husbands r mean & Cool.
Recently, A pastor was with a
women’s congregation and he
made these requests of them: Pastor
(question): Can those with
husbands raise up their hands? Ladies:
(They all raised their
hands). Pastor (question): How many of
you love your husbands? Ladies: (They all
raised their
hands) Pastor (question): Are you sure
ladies before God? Can I
prophesy? Ladies: Yes!!! Pastor
(question): When did you
last tell your husbands that “you
love him?" Ladies: (Various answers but
some of them said)- “today when
leaving the house”, “last night”,
"when we went to bed”, “This
morning when I woke up”,
etc...etc... Pastor: Each one of you
should
send a message of “I love you”
to your husband right now. Ladies: They
all sent the text
message “I love you” 2der
hubbies Pastor said: Now exchange your
phones pls Ladies: They all exchanged
their
phones Pastor: Read out loud the replies
from ur husbands pls. Below are the
replies to the
messages from their various
husbands: 1. Is this message lost 2.
Aaaah who is this Sori wrong
number pls. 3. Am I dreaming?? 4. What
is the matter!!?? 5. What exactly do you
mean??!! 6. You need money again
abi!!? 7. Hey! Did you smash my
car!!! 8.The message should be sent
back to the intended owner!!!! 9. To hell
Jor!!!!!!!!! 10. I will beat you to death
today
until you tell me for whom the
message was intended!!!!!! Enjoy!!!! Nice
day my beloved

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