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Akpors No Wan Die by bhadow: 10:29am On Feb 10, 2013
Death came To Akpos and said
"my friend Akpos today is your
day". Akpos: "but i am not
ready" Death: "well you are next
on my
list." so Akpos tried to plead with
death but it Refused, "Ok why
dont u take a sit while
I get you something to eat
before we go.?"
Akpos said while shaking... Death: "alright then." Akpos gave death
some food
and had a wicked thought of
adding poison on it, but said to
Himself, 'since it is Death,
poison won't have any effect on it,' so he added some sleeping
pills in
it, Death finished eating
and fell asleep when asleep,
Akpos took the Death
list, Rubbed his name from top of the list and Wrote it at the
bottom of the list. So when
Death woke up he said to
Akpos, "Because you have been
so nice to Me with much
hospitality that I even Fell asleep, I wil start the LIST FROM
THE BOTTOM!!" #Akpos Fainted#

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Re: Akpors No Wan Die by achinaboy(m): 2:22pm On Feb 10, 2013
this is goooood
Re: Akpors No Wan Die by heshomoney(m): 10:33am On Feb 13, 2013
LOL nice one
Re: Akpors No Wan Die by dejoca(f): 9:21pm On Jun 25, 2013
Akpors don die

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